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Anonymous
11 years ago

EA servers make me want to chuck my controller through my tv.

What more is there to say? Your servers and connection is the worst thing I've ever seen in exception to the game farm simulator and the rodney king riots. All joking aside, they are AWFUL! They're awful now and always HAVE been! I lose 7 of 10 games ON A GOOD DAY due to connectivity issues and you BETTER not even suggest that I troubleshoot the connection on MY end because I already have. Not once, not twice, not three times - 5 times! I've called my isp and had them run performance tests, I've reset my connection, etc... I've never had a problem on my end EVER! It literally makes games UNPLAYABLE! So who's going to give me back my $60.00 I paid for these games? Is it YOU, EA?? Are YOU going to give me my money back you sick smegging sons of **bleep**?! Your servers make me so angry I literally took time out of my day to sign up for an account, contact you, look up the correct topic and write this ever so eloquently worded monologue. This is time I'm never going to get back, its just slipping away like sand through my fingers and it's your fault and you should feel bad. Look, I'm not expecting anything to come of this post, if you were going to fix the servers and your connectivity issues, your asses would've done so years ago or after reading 4,714,368 + comments insulting your absolute pitiful servers or lack thereof. I just wanted to take the time to tell you how ABSOLUTELY, UTTERLY awful you all are at your job. The fact that you're all still employed at all bewilders me to the point of self defecation through shock.

tl;dr - Your servers suck, you suck, why do you have a job. Miscellaneous profanity sprinkled throughout body of text.

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  • You're talking about this game right? Garden Warfare is 99% playable.

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    Anonymous
    11 years ago

    99% playable? It isn't now, it never has been, & I doubt it ever will be. This is all down to the pitiful EA servers, which are not for purpose.

  • It's always been playable for me, minus the occasional downtime and what not. Which makes it even harder to try and help with problems like these.

    I understand that you're blowing off steam, but just so you know, this is a community support forum. :manwink:

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    Anonymous
    11 years ago

    Yea, um, the servers are as bad as the OP is proclaiming.

    For 3 WEEKS, yes, WEEKS, the game was completely unplayable for me, and NO, it was NOT my internet!! I had my ISP do constant performance checks, and even had a service call, and I was constantly walking in place, teleporting, and being kicked left and right with a tested and confirmed 10Mbps speed. That's what speedtest.net showed anyway, as well as 2Mbps upload. I was able to play ANY other online game without much if ANY lag, except for garden warfare.

    I am a highly skilled programmer, and anyone that knows my skills, and plays this game that I've talked to, said AND agreed, that if you gave me the encryption key(s), that I could fix your game and servers for you. Yea, there's that many bugs in both. Many of my friends have quit playing due to the server state, and a few have actually returned the game.

    I also tend to notice that there is a never ending supply of used copies of GW in places like gamestop and diskreplay, and any of the attendants that I ask say that's the primary reason people return it.

    Oh, one more thing. Everyone that I've talked to that have played sincce the original release said that they want having the people in their parties' gamertags in red if they are on the oppisite team, just like they are in green for the same one.

    Thanks for reading my rant, if you did anyway....

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