Why would you lie? To further your agenda...
For that to happen, all of the following would have to be true:
1) plants didn't get rofl stomped and they put up a huge fight - which according to you doesn't happen because zombies walk all over them.
2) you would have to getting an assist for pretty much every death that occured. so you'd have to be literally everywhere.
3) you somehow barely killed anything only got assists, because if you get a kill that's one more assist you didn't get. Odd seeing as your opinion that the engineer wrecks plants and is easy to aim and get kills with.
Then you go on to attack me about balance which I never even mentioned. Pathetic.