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xHowrude's avatar
5 years ago

Christmas Gifts from CG

Thank you. You gave me the best idea, I could have ever thought of having 3 kids of my own. Starting EVERY Christmas going forward, I'm going to have all of their presents laid around the tree from myself or Santa... and..... I'm going to charge them each time they open a present. Oh you want that small box there? $3.99. Big boxes are $99.99. You can't afford it kids? Welp, someone will buy them from me and whale harder. Thank you CG, Happy Holidays! Hope you're buying your family nice gifts from our wallets this year.
  • "Xhowrude;d-221450" wrote:
    Thank you. You gave me the best idea, I could have ever thought of having 3 kids of my own. Starting EVERY Christmas going forward, I'm going to have all of their presents laid around the tree from myself or Santa... and..... I'm going to charge them each time they open a present. Oh you want that small box there? $3.99. Big boxes are $99.99. You can't afford it kids? Welp, someone will buy them from me and whale harder. Thank you CG, Happy Holidays! Hope you're buying your family nice gifts from our wallets this year.


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  • They correctly avoided "gift" terminology as gift would imply no monetization. Merry Xmas. Make sure you tax the presents so Uncle Sam doesnt hit you with evasion.
  • I hope they do this same business strategy when tax return hits, I'll have a good laugh. It will be like a car dealership in March. "HUGE BLOWOUT SALE, BIG SAVINGS!?!?!?"
  • "Gair;c-2034820" wrote:
    They correctly avoided "gift" terminology as gift would imply no monetization. Merry Xmas. Make sure you tax the presents so Uncle Sam doesnt hit you with evasion.


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  • "TVF;c-2034837" wrote:
    "Gair;c-2034820" wrote:
    They correctly avoided "gift" terminology as gift would imply no monetization. Merry Xmas. Make sure you tax the presents so Uncle Sam doesnt hit you with evasion.


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    Thanks for letting us know. Enjoy your 2 zetas, 4 omegas, useless mods from mythic events, and shard shop currency.
  • "Xhowrude;c-2034839" wrote:
    "TVF;c-2034837" wrote:
    "Gair;c-2034820" wrote:
    They correctly avoided "gift" terminology as gift would imply no monetization. Merry Xmas. Make sure you tax the presents so Uncle Sam doesnt hit you with evasion.


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    Thanks for letting us know. Enjoy your 2 zetas, 4 omegas, useless mods from mythic events, and shard shop currency.


    Thanks!