League of galactic power is recruiting!

Yes, it is true!  The one and only League of galactic power (the guild harvestmouse is in) is recruiting!  Like all guilds at the moment, bringing through quality recruits is tough and we're at an all time low (39 galactic powerites as I write).

👩‍🌾About us:  We're 435 million GP.  Averaging (mousey paw reaches for calculator) at 11,153,846.15384615 million per player. 

🤩We're an active guild, we expect players to play daily (unless on holiday, in prison, on a submarine, on an aeroplane, in hospital (under sedation or 2 broken arms only) or haven't been born yet, but with so many midi-chlorines that you are the next chosen one.

👩‍🎓Yo, you serious or casual like?  We consider ourselves a casual guild.  We won't look at your 'mod score' (promise).  However, we want you to be active and know the difference between a piece of straw and a lightsaber.  You should be getting 600 tickets a day (for yourself, if no other reason).  You should be getting as much done for yourself and the guild.  However, don't burn yourself out, sit back, have a dr pepper and rum with a slice of kiwi and enjoy things like flowers and grass!

👣 Who do we suit?  Well, we request that you be 6 million GP or above.  Have 3 GLs and be bit savvy about the game.  E.g. Chromium in GAC or knowledgeable at hitting the numbers in another gaming environment.

😁 Discord.  We have a discord, but we aren't a discord guild.  It doesn't get used an awful lot.  We prefer talking though the in game chat; we have a channel specific for this.  The top enders of the guild are quite knowledgeable and reply quickly to questions and help request.

👽GAC.  We have some players in high Kyber.  I consider myself quite savvy, I'm available to help with GAC to a degree (time permitting).

💭TW.  TW is optional.  You aren't forced to ever play it.  However, if you join, we expect you to give your best.  150 banners minimum.  We would like to see a good defence and attempts on attack too.  Our TW efforts quite good.  We cannot compete against the cheesy TW pillow fighters, but win more often than not against 'normal' guilds.  We don't have an issue with pre-loading (normally) nor people waiting to hit the back wall.  I feel our TW is in a good place for a casual guild.

🙃TB.  Deploying in TB is mandatory.  Hitting the Reva mission is also mandatory if you have relic inqs.  There is no pressure to farm inquisitors if you don't have them.  The core of the guild all have Reva and get Reva shards.  We have achieved 29 stars on several occasions and can go higher with the right galactic poweronians!  If you were to miss 2 deployments in a TB without letting the officers know in advance, is likely to get you in warmy warmy water!

🤡Raid.  We always do the latest raid with the 3 coiny thing currency.  We're currently doing that crappy raid with yellowy eyes Anakin.  Our current record is 56.6 million, but we can go and will be going higher.  Especially with you, the right Galactic Powerenese!

👩‍🎨Language & Time zone.  Language is English, we may have some other language speakers, but all language in chat is in English.  Time zone, we mostly from Europe.  However, being outside of Europe is not an issue and in fact would probably be a benefit.  Allowing the guild to operate 24 hours a galactic day!  We're happy to accept Galactic Powerlings from any country.

👹How to join.  You can contact me here, I'm here a lot.......maybe too a lot.  You can contact me directly by adding me as a friend.  My inbox is full of mods and datacrons, so I might not see an invite immediately.  My friendly ID is 628491512.  Or you can just join, there are not private invites or things like that.  Look for 'League of galactic power' in the guild search!

💀TLDR.  You missed great humour!  You: 6 million to 13 million GP.  Us: Casual but knowledgeable.