Valek86 wrote:
Register me =)
Welcome to Zoo U, Valek! I will add you to the class roster right now. Don't mind the smelly feet and flyin' pies. They will calm down once the class starts. Or I'll kill them and hide the bodies. Either way. :mrgreen:
P.S.
I once had a student ask to borrow my calculator so that she could take an exam for a different math professor. I said, "I am going to loan you this, BUT, if I don't get it back I'm going to hunt you down like a dog and run you over with my car. Do you wish to borrow my calculator under these conditions?"
She looked a little uncertain, not sure why, but said "Y..yes?" In a somewhat trembly and questioning voice. She took the calculator and went off to take her exam. She returned in about an hour and a half WITH my calculator (in pristine condition, I think she may have shined it up).
I said, "OH! Good, I see you decided that you wanted to live!" She laughed in a somewhat shaky fashion and returned my property.
The moral of this story: Don't mess with the Zoo Professor. :lol:
P.P.S.
I really hate people who refer to themselves in the third person, so I do so here in order to point out the folly of pestering someone self-important enough to refer to themselves in this fashion. 8)
