Funniest Book Titles Your Writer-Sim Has Ever Written

Connor used to be a big writer in my saves but I haven't had him write anything for over a year, I do recall some pretty 'interesting" titles I made up though. I always used to end the title with /CF so I would remember he wrote it. I would do that for anyone who wrote a book in my house, it's amazing how quick I forget who wrote what, with the initials I remembered. ;)