Funniest Book Titles Your Writer-Sim Has Ever Written

Normally, my Sims write books with titles like -

Laughter For Lame Brains (humor)
Funny Bone Transplant (humor)

In one of my old games (I played with the Wolff family), I had Morgana write a kid's book with a "medical plot" called -

How YOU Were Made (children's)

So many young Sims got the "birds & bees" lesson from Morgana's book! In fact, it was one of her best-selling books!