1. Your brain is in a permanent state of "brain-melt". "What happened to my bedroom? Wasn't the door two segments of wall covering over, now it's three? Can someone tell me what the hell happened here?" https://i.imgur.com/v6575VG.jpg"Where'd those set of stairs come from? How did we get a second floor on our house, It wasn't there when I went to sleep?" https://i.imgur.com/swQ62wm.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/TuNAOAO.jpg"Wait a minute, I have to go milk the cows? Wait...a sec...where'd the cows come from?"https://i.imgur.com/gdDHHOu.jpg"How'd we get chickens??!!!" https://i.imgur.com/Ds0PNxF.jpg..."Guess what, honey... I'm pregnant..." ..."No...wait, that was the chickens..." ..."So that explains the little yellow fluffballs running around." 2. Your Watcher is sadistic.He likes zapping you. https://i.imgur.com/xFVKXfJ.jpg...or raining meteors down on your head. https://i.imgur.com/w6DfFJs.jpg...or torturing you with bees...https://i.imgur.com/YHNvzfJ.jpgOh wait, I forgot one...setting you on fire...https://i.imgur.com/bvFgmeU.jpgWatcher (evil snicker): Guess which one's MY favorite... My sims spend their life in a state of catatonic terror. https://i.imgur.com/tz4DKMx.jpg...Give your reasons why you'd hate to be a sim here...

I'd hate to be a sim because it must suck washing dishes in the bathroom all the time.

@Heathertibb ...not to mention unhygienic as well. If NRAAS Vector ever puts out an update with stomach viruses... all my sims would be dead of e. coli infections.

4. Because the only thing that's keeping you from getting out of your chair is a plate on the floor. "My spouse died because my son put a plate behind her chair...now she couldn't get out."

5. The full moon makes you a lunatic, which you to Lunatic Slap other Sims.Sim 1: Hey, it’s a full moon. (Lunatic Slaps Sim 2.Sim 2: WTH you do that for?

I just went into the pool to swim and back float, I opened my eyes and now there are walls around and I can't get out.

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evilpoptart85
New Spectator
3 years ago
I'd hate to be a sim because it must suck washing dishes in the bathroom all the time.
NikkeiSimmer
Rising Adventurer
3 years ago
@Heathertibb ...not to mention unhygienic as well. If NRAAS Vector ever puts out an update with stomach viruses... all my sims would be dead of e. coli infections.
NikkeiSimmer
Rising Adventurer
3 years ago
4. Because the only thing that's keeping you from getting out of your chair is a plate on the floor.

"My spouse died because my son put a plate behind her chair...now she couldn't get out."
brandontaylor615
Rising Traveler
3 years ago
5. The full moon makes you a lunatic, which you to Lunatic Slap other Sims.

Sim 1: Hey, it’s a full moon. (Lunatic Slaps Sim 2.
Sim 2: WTH you do that for?
bae281995
3 years ago
I just went into the pool to swim and back float, I opened my eyes and now there are walls around and I can't get out.
TinySpaceFox
3 years ago
Even though your Watcher would never hurt you, that doesn't mean she won't record your worst moments, turn them into GIFs and post them on the Internet for all to see...

https://i.imgur.com/9ToeOeT.gif

https://i.imgur.com/59Xp7H0.gif

https://i.imgur.com/qE0LA9S.gif

https://i.imgur.com/KFyedsW.gif
brandontaylor615
Rising Traveler
3 years ago
You might plan on being lazy and read a book, but the Watcher says “Oh no, you’re gonna jog around town all day until you finish athletics.” (Or any skill really)

The police are ineffective and criminals almost always get the best of them. Usually my Sims have no trouble beating criminals up.
TinySpaceFox
3 years ago
Your Watcher might make you go through university again.

https://i.imgur.com/L7PNfds.jpg
NikkeiSimmer
Rising Adventurer
3 years ago
11. When your Watcher cancels your assigned task mid-stream and you're left scratching your head in front of the kitchen appliance wondering what you’re doing there in the first place…

oh…wait…that’s my RL every day, sorry.

12. You actually have to contend with actual witches, plant-sims, fairies, werewolves, vampires, aliens, elves and genies. Like what the hell, everyone would either be a werewolf or a vampire within about a month statistically speaking.

f(x)=a(1+r)² :mrgreen:

You could make a fortune as an alchemist selling cure potions though.
brandontaylor615
Rising Traveler
3 years ago
13. The prices in SimNation are outrageous. 5 Simoleans for one single apple is too much. However, making money is certainly easy so I guess it's not so bad.