The Chikamori Selfacy (A Reboot)
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Chapter Ten - "Satoshi and Molly" (Part Four)
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It was unsure as to what Satoshi and Molly had planned in terms of wedding bells but Yasunobu was not going to settle on a "hmmm, maybe down the road." When it came to the twins, he insisted that they be legitimized immediately so as to not tarnish the Chikamori family name. And he was definitively not going to take no for an answer. Especially when Torao was the son of a pair of divorcees which was shame enough according to Yasunobu.
Which was one of the reasons behind Haruo wanting to wait until they were legally married to do anything like the horizontal tango. The intimate "dance of lovers" was completely out of the question; no way - no how.
Yasunobu or Fiona would have killed them. Or both at the same time (which pair the Watcher is referring to, he will leave you to guess).
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In other news, Cordell Van Watson, the illegitimate get of the town harpy, taking after his mother, Madison, was making life miserable for Miraj Alvi so the Watcher did an intercession answering the age old question from Handel's Messiah from one of his tenor (or soprano) airs (opera solos are called arias; oratorio solos are called airs which in any case is completely different from the phrase putting on airs which is what you would do if you want to be supercilious or if you are listening to an oratorio straight through on a recording - Confusing? Me too...) "Who makes intercession for us?". Well in this case, Miraj got a direct answer from the Almighty Watcher since Cordell got fried.
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In any case Cordell won't be doing that again if he doesn't want to risk the wrath of the Almighty.
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Ten bucks say he's stupid enough to do it again.
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Haruo went over to see Moses, not the biblical one, at the elixir shop.
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"How are you, Haruo?" Moses Joseph asked, "...and how's that pretty wife-to-be of yours?"
"We're both doing great, Moses." Haruo grinned back at the long-time elixir shop attendant. "She and I are planning on heading to university soon."
"That's a good choice. Can't go wrong getting a post-secondary education."
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"That's the long and the short of it. At least what it'll do is give us some options." Haruo stated. "And I'll have a good chance of making some money with the collecting at least even if I don't put the degree to use. In any rate, I'll have choices."
"Gotta say those pups have some good noses."
"You bet." Haruo grinned at him propping a rainbow gem on the counter.
"Dang. Largest one I've seen yet." Moses commented.
"Franz doesn't find small ones and the other two are finding their tracking skills pretty well."
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Moses raised an eyebrow, "That's pretty good."
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After stopping by the elixir shop. Haruo headed back home. At least things had settled back down somewhat after the incessant brouhaha over Molly having twins out of wedlock. Thank goodness for that. Otherwise he would probably have had to stay out and fish all night. Oh deer... ~smirk~
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Needless to say there was a stigma attached to such things and for Yasunobu; face was always important. If one had to save face one always was on the wrong end of things. The best thing to do was just make sure that one did not step wrong. And that was difficult to do at the best of times.
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River's paintings were selling quite well and she wasn't doing too badly on the quality front. In any case the some fact that the paintings had some interest proved that River had made the right choice to pursue painting as a career choice. After all finding that niche in one's career path was not an easy task.
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Haruo figured spending his day out with rod and reel was as good an option as any considering Molly's tots were at an age where the screaming coming from Satoshi and Molly's room could wake the dead. Luckily River, Haruo, Bebe and Torao were on the top floor on the other side which meant that any screaming they heard was after going down on the elevator. After. Molly stopped screaming, she would feed the tots before THEY started screaming.
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Until Molly's kidlets were of an age where they could walk and talk the four of Bebe, Haruo, River and Torao would be stuck making money and then they could head off to university. And fishing was relaxing unless you had a snapping blacktip or a psychopathic black goldfish on the other end of the line which made life really fun for Haruo.
Every so often Torao would enjoy coming out to fish but that wouldn't last long. Those black goldfish scared the living bejesus out of him. And forgetting putting them in his ruck. It was just as well that goldfish didn't have teeth or they might be calling him Three-Fingers Torao.
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Torao knowing that his soon to be step-mom.needed help decided to be the ever-helpful stepson and take one of his soon-to-be step-sisters and teach her how to walk and talk now that they were toddlers. Yes, it was certainly taking a long time for Haruo, River, Bebe and Torao to go to university. Besides Molly was expected to be back at work on Sunday at her usual place of employ.
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Fiona was pretty disgusted at the lack of decent films coming out of Starlight Shores the poor man's Hollywood. "Love in the Time of Llamas" was pure foreign romantic schlock, tripping ALL the tropes for such drivel. Figures it would have come out of Champs Les Sims. "The Dictator of Bandar Abbas" was yet another dismal flop with only those who would be interested in the dour war genre being enthralled by this particular one out of the country of pyramids; Al Simhara. The only flick that seemed to have a faint hope of being any good was "Crouching Tiger; Hidden Llama" which proved to be good for about the first twenty minutes then plummeted into a no-plot chop-socky Kung Fu flick. So much for any silver screen hope from perennial Oscar favorite, Shang Sim La. Maybe she should have just put her reviewer's brain on off and subjected herself to "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". A most truly excellent piece of cinematic achievement. STATION!!!
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Molly had a lot of things to do and once she was finished dealing with teaching Sally Akiko how to talk she was dealing with teaching her how to walk which in any case was not going to be that hard since Torao was taking care of Diana Mariko.
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In actual fact with Torao helping her Molly was able to teach the twins in short order to talk, walk and go potty in that order. Which would seem.to be the logical order. Teach the kid to talk so he or she can say "Mommy, go potty." So tot doesn't leave a nice mess in her diaper. Teach her to walk so she can make it over there and keep Mommy from throwing out her back. And finally teach her to go potty so that laundry from.accidents is lessened. Actually the last two could potentially be interchangeable. Pottie before walkie is also good so that tot knows just why walking is so good. Get to the potty before go poopie in pants. Now there's a concept.
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Meanwhile Satoshi was at the park up by Summerhill Court which allowed him to fish on his day off. Hardly anyone came to this park which made for a very tranquil park for the likes of Torao, Yasunobu and Haruo. But for Satoshi, long hours of nothing exciting was pure boredom and he hated it. With the exception of biting fish which livened up a few moments, even fishing was an exercise in tedium which in the end made Satoshi resolve to never do this ever again. Although in his defence he did reach level seven in his fishing skill which would allow him to have enough skill to catch for Molly's benefit the fish used to make dinner be it fish and chips or grilled salmon. Was there a function for the tuna? The Watcher figures it's for tuna sandwiches.
Before Haruo could get out the door to join Satoshi at the park he got dragooned by River who told him, "Sweetheart, could you do something about the shower in the bathroom in our suite? I think Sandi broke it again." Of course when River gave him that oh-so-sweet I'll definitely make this favour you do for me worth your while when we get married look, Haruo could not resist. Oh little did he know that was the way of countless wives to coerce their husbands into doing stuff the wives wanted their husbands to do even though the husbands didn't really want to do it in the first place. Then they would sit around the tables with their female friends comparing notes.
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"Hey John fixed the gutters last weekend."
"Way to go, Sarah. So what did Dave do, Eileen?"
"Oh he repaved the driveway, mowed the lawn and replaced the shingles on the roof."
"WOOOOOOAH!!! " Winner winner chicken dinner.
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"How did she break this?" Haruo asked River incredulously when he saw the geysering shower-head. "Did she hang off the thing like monkey-bars?"
"Watcher only knows" River rolled her eyes. So guess what Haruo was doing for the rest of the day?
Haruo proceeded to then wrench the hot water tap in the shower.
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WATCHER: "Hey, dude, if the showerhead is doing a good impression of Old Faithful; chances are, you got a busted O-ring. It's not gonna do anything for you to wrench the hot water tap."
(End Part Four)
Chapter Ten - "Satoshi and Molly" (Part Four)
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It was unsure as to what Satoshi and Molly had planned in terms of wedding bells but Yasunobu was not going to settle on a "hmmm, maybe down the road." When it came to the twins, he insisted that they be legitimized immediately so as to not tarnish the Chikamori family name. And he was definitively not going to take no for an answer. Especially when Torao was the son of a pair of divorcees which was shame enough according to Yasunobu.
Which was one of the reasons behind Haruo wanting to wait until they were legally married to do anything like the horizontal tango. The intimate "dance of lovers" was completely out of the question; no way - no how.
Yasunobu or Fiona would have killed them. Or both at the same time (which pair the Watcher is referring to, he will leave you to guess).
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GsWIDvKj3o0/YFzM5fAUdoI/AAAAAAAAoCY/2h7hT8RWw4450BHOzoSQ7RGToT8CW9QXQCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/Screenshot-186.jpg
In other news, Cordell Van Watson, the illegitimate get of the town harpy, taking after his mother, Madison, was making life miserable for Miraj Alvi so the Watcher did an intercession answering the age old question from Handel's Messiah from one of his tenor (or soprano) airs (opera solos are called arias; oratorio solos are called airs which in any case is completely different from the phrase putting on airs which is what you would do if you want to be supercilious or if you are listening to an oratorio straight through on a recording - Confusing? Me too...) "Who makes intercession for us?". Well in this case, Miraj got a direct answer from the Almighty Watcher since Cordell got fried.
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In any case Cordell won't be doing that again if he doesn't want to risk the wrath of the Almighty.
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Ten bucks say he's stupid enough to do it again.
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Haruo went over to see Moses, not the biblical one, at the elixir shop.
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"How are you, Haruo?" Moses Joseph asked, "...and how's that pretty wife-to-be of yours?"
"We're both doing great, Moses." Haruo grinned back at the long-time elixir shop attendant. "She and I are planning on heading to university soon."
"That's a good choice. Can't go wrong getting a post-secondary education."
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"That's the long and the short of it. At least what it'll do is give us some options." Haruo stated. "And I'll have a good chance of making some money with the collecting at least even if I don't put the degree to use. In any rate, I'll have choices."
"Gotta say those pups have some good noses."
"You bet." Haruo grinned at him propping a rainbow gem on the counter.
"Dang. Largest one I've seen yet." Moses commented.
"Franz doesn't find small ones and the other two are finding their tracking skills pretty well."
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Moses raised an eyebrow, "That's pretty good."
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After stopping by the elixir shop. Haruo headed back home. At least things had settled back down somewhat after the incessant brouhaha over Molly having twins out of wedlock. Thank goodness for that. Otherwise he would probably have had to stay out and fish all night. Oh deer... ~smirk~
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Needless to say there was a stigma attached to such things and for Yasunobu; face was always important. If one had to save face one always was on the wrong end of things. The best thing to do was just make sure that one did not step wrong. And that was difficult to do at the best of times.
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River's paintings were selling quite well and she wasn't doing too badly on the quality front. In any case the some fact that the paintings had some interest proved that River had made the right choice to pursue painting as a career choice. After all finding that niche in one's career path was not an easy task.
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Haruo figured spending his day out with rod and reel was as good an option as any considering Molly's tots were at an age where the screaming coming from Satoshi and Molly's room could wake the dead. Luckily River, Haruo, Bebe and Torao were on the top floor on the other side which meant that any screaming they heard was after going down on the elevator. After. Molly stopped screaming, she would feed the tots before THEY started screaming.
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Until Molly's kidlets were of an age where they could walk and talk the four of Bebe, Haruo, River and Torao would be stuck making money and then they could head off to university. And fishing was relaxing unless you had a snapping blacktip or a psychopathic black goldfish on the other end of the line which made life really fun for Haruo.
Every so often Torao would enjoy coming out to fish but that wouldn't last long. Those black goldfish scared the living bejesus out of him. And forgetting putting them in his ruck. It was just as well that goldfish didn't have teeth or they might be calling him Three-Fingers Torao.
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Torao knowing that his soon to be step-mom.needed help decided to be the ever-helpful stepson and take one of his soon-to-be step-sisters and teach her how to walk and talk now that they were toddlers. Yes, it was certainly taking a long time for Haruo, River, Bebe and Torao to go to university. Besides Molly was expected to be back at work on Sunday at her usual place of employ.
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Fiona was pretty disgusted at the lack of decent films coming out of Starlight Shores the poor man's Hollywood. "Love in the Time of Llamas" was pure foreign romantic schlock, tripping ALL the tropes for such drivel. Figures it would have come out of Champs Les Sims. "The Dictator of Bandar Abbas" was yet another dismal flop with only those who would be interested in the dour war genre being enthralled by this particular one out of the country of pyramids; Al Simhara. The only flick that seemed to have a faint hope of being any good was "Crouching Tiger; Hidden Llama" which proved to be good for about the first twenty minutes then plummeted into a no-plot chop-socky Kung Fu flick. So much for any silver screen hope from perennial Oscar favorite, Shang Sim La. Maybe she should have just put her reviewer's brain on off and subjected herself to "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". A most truly excellent piece of cinematic achievement. STATION!!!
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Molly had a lot of things to do and once she was finished dealing with teaching Sally Akiko how to talk she was dealing with teaching her how to walk which in any case was not going to be that hard since Torao was taking care of Diana Mariko.
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In actual fact with Torao helping her Molly was able to teach the twins in short order to talk, walk and go potty in that order. Which would seem.to be the logical order. Teach the kid to talk so he or she can say "Mommy, go potty." So tot doesn't leave a nice mess in her diaper. Teach her to walk so she can make it over there and keep Mommy from throwing out her back. And finally teach her to go potty so that laundry from.accidents is lessened. Actually the last two could potentially be interchangeable. Pottie before walkie is also good so that tot knows just why walking is so good. Get to the potty before go poopie in pants. Now there's a concept.
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Meanwhile Satoshi was at the park up by Summerhill Court which allowed him to fish on his day off. Hardly anyone came to this park which made for a very tranquil park for the likes of Torao, Yasunobu and Haruo. But for Satoshi, long hours of nothing exciting was pure boredom and he hated it. With the exception of biting fish which livened up a few moments, even fishing was an exercise in tedium which in the end made Satoshi resolve to never do this ever again. Although in his defence he did reach level seven in his fishing skill which would allow him to have enough skill to catch for Molly's benefit the fish used to make dinner be it fish and chips or grilled salmon. Was there a function for the tuna? The Watcher figures it's for tuna sandwiches.
Before Haruo could get out the door to join Satoshi at the park he got dragooned by River who told him, "Sweetheart, could you do something about the shower in the bathroom in our suite? I think Sandi broke it again." Of course when River gave him that oh-so-sweet I'll definitely make this favour you do for me worth your while when we get married look, Haruo could not resist. Oh little did he know that was the way of countless wives to coerce their husbands into doing stuff the wives wanted their husbands to do even though the husbands didn't really want to do it in the first place. Then they would sit around the tables with their female friends comparing notes.
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"Hey John fixed the gutters last weekend."
"Way to go, Sarah. So what did Dave do, Eileen?"
"Oh he repaved the driveway, mowed the lawn and replaced the shingles on the roof."
"WOOOOOOAH!!! " Winner winner chicken dinner.
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"How did she break this?" Haruo asked River incredulously when he saw the geysering shower-head. "Did she hang off the thing like monkey-bars?"
"Watcher only knows" River rolled her eyes. So guess what Haruo was doing for the rest of the day?
Haruo proceeded to then wrench the hot water tap in the shower.
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WATCHER: "Hey, dude, if the showerhead is doing a good impression of Old Faithful; chances are, you got a busted O-ring. It's not gonna do anything for you to wrench the hot water tap."
(End Part Four)
