****THE CHIKAMORI SELFACY**** (WHY? BC CMAR_NYC's ASIAN SKIN Morph, THAT'S WHY!) REBOOT!

The Chikamori Selfacy

Shang Sim La and a Trip Cut Short

River and Haruo were sad to leave Al Simhara, though they were relieved to get out of the blistering heat. Al Simhara was 40+ degrees centigrade on most days and it was too easy to get a sunburn if one was out in it for too long. Not too bad of a situation if one had a lot of melanin, because it took more time to get sunburned, but for someone of Irish descent such as River, who had absolutely fair skin in comparison to Haruo, a sunburn could end up being pretty bad.
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"Mama, what are they doing?"

"ai-yah!!! Don't look...Don't look!!! Too young...not learn biology yet..."

"Mommy, what's biology?" Oh dear, did I hear chimes?
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The next day was filled with checking out the sights...
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