@Amphora Funny you mention butlers who won't stop drinking or sleeping (minus the sarcophagus). My sims had a butler named Helen who actually married the heir...
But before marrying the heir all she did was drink. Bonehilda would make her drinks and she'd drink them all. All night. All day.
One famous day she woke up, got drunk, and went back to bed. Of course, at the time, she had had no relationship with anyone in the house and so did not care about anything. Once she liked her future wife and had a good relationship with her, she stopped drinking and actually started cleaning.
