What kind of books do you write?

I tend to let the game itself name the first book in what will be a series, but then I get carried away with the sequels. Sort of like the OP and their sock stories. So if the game names the first book "What She Said," the next few will end up with titles like
"What He Said"
"What They Both Said"
"What They Never Meant to Say"
"What Everyone Thinks They Said"
"What They Shouldn't Have Said"
"Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics" (just for some variety)
"What Everyone Else Says About What They Meant to Say But Never Did"
"You Don't Say!"
etc.

Edit: (smacks head) Of course, I forgot the crowning masterpiece of this series.
"What Does the Llama Say?"


Then I snicker when the NRaas WrittenWord mod puts these titles up for sale at the local bookstore. Who would buy this garbage on purpose? :p