You have 100,000 lifetime happiness points IRL

Ooh, let me think...

Fast Metabolism: 5,000
Jetsetter: 5,000
Speedy Cleaner: 5,000
Simmunity: 7,500
Fast Learner: 15,000
Attractive: 15,000 (master or seduction was less points but I feel nobody being able to turn down my advances is creepy.)
No bills ever: 15,000
Clean Slate: 25,000

That leaves me with 7,500 points.

Who am I kidding, give me that Mermadic Kelp!