xochiquetzl_xkvn
2 years agoSeasoned Ace
Re: [FIXED] Parents keep taking infants out of crib for no reason
I believe I have discovered the ultimate workaround:
DELETE YOUR CRIBS.
let infant sleep in a pile of horse manure: WELL CARED FOR VERY HAPPY FALL ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY
put infant in upgraded crib: CRY CRY GET PICKED UP AND PUT DOWN 200 TIMES CRY GET TAKEN OUT OF CRIB AND PUT BACK IN IN REPEATING LOOP FOR ALL ETERNITY ENERGY IS DEEPLY RED FOREVER
Seriously, only using the crib as a last resort and otherwise just leaving your infant sleeping on the dirty floor works much better. Also, pause and immediately queue up tasks for every adult in the household if you do use the crib, and lock them out of the nursery if necessary.
(Delete your high chair, too. I still have PTSD from the high chair with toddlers.)