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''How relaxing'' Cecilia thought to herself It wasn't too long ago she was still living in the city having office romances... with the most unsuitable love inte...
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it seemed that her rage was solely aimed at Simon
''You, a married man DARE to taint MY sweet innocent daughter in public- ''
'' IN A NASTY SHED''
''WHILE BETRAYING YOUR SWEET WIFE - ''
''oh dang it I should have known...'' Cecilia thought to herself
she had always had horrible taste in men but married of all things? ha. fancy he didn't mention that.
Simon was mostly confused why this old lady thought any of this was her business
and... oh plum.
Cecilia who had gone indoors noticed that in fact...
she was pregnant
''Now should I just walk my way into the village to your beautiful wife-''
''say ''Delighted to meet you I am carrying your husbands child'' - Cecilia
''No!'' Simon shouted instantly ''Why would you do that'' he then almost whispered
''look I'm sure we can figure something out just-'' -Simon
''Oh Cecilia is he still here?'' ''Please tell me you're getting rid of him'' - Agnes
''well I was going to..'' ''But I'm pregnant'' - Cecilia
''PREGNANT?'' - Agnes
'' Yup yup'' Simon chimed in while stuffing his face
''I do love babies'' - Agnes
''But no this whole thing must end here and this mister goes home to his wife now'' - Agnes
''Dang I was in the middle of meal here old lady'' - Simon
then he rightfully so was kicked out of house
(well okay he slipped on his way out but you know, dramatic effect)
