Looks like you'll be busy for a while dear bartender.
I figured that if I keep going on a juice bender for long enough, surely this hellscape of a forum will start to make sense to me.
'Mafraid I need a double Granny Smash with a triple kick.
Oh, and here is random picture of two dead-ish pirates trying to fracture eachother's phalanges.
Well, we’re all in this together, as they say. I don’t usually say it, but people do. Would you like for me to start you a tab?
So, Captain. Are these rather emaciated adventurers in your crew, or freelancers? Asking for a friend.
Crew, before they became emaciated. I had nothing to do with that by the way.... They're for hire but ehr- for the love of Flaming Zombies PLEASE tell yer friend to NOT tell them I'm here.
Indeed, I think it's best to open a tab for now. All drinks on me for the night folks! Aye, yer all lucky double Granny Smashesses with triple kicks make me a generous man.
I would also like a dungeon for the week to hide all the shiny booty that I won fair and square the other day. How do ye all think I'm paying for this?
All secrets are safe with me. The dungeon is basement level 3. Enjoy your stay.
Are these fellas for hire? You know...hypothetically.
*whistles nonchalantly *
Aye they are...
I beg ye though, whatever you do, don't mention me. 🙏
It's complicated.
Agreed. Scoundrel's honor. 😉
