Things Simmers Say
"The butler died when the toilet caught on fire. Now I have to build a cemetary."
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- "I don't trust him not to get himself eaten by the cowplant; so he isn't allowed to feed it on his own."
- “Alright, we can finally afford a toilet.”
- "My bed is trying to kill me."
- "I paid $40 so I can watch my family freeze to death in the snow."
- Got to leave for work in 5 minutes, so I'll just repaint the four bedrooms upstairs before I go.
- "That fish would make a nice plasma bag."
- “Don’t be shy. Take off that mosaic and show me what you’ve got!”
? - "Babe, stop being sad, let's go have so many b***ches."
While my Sim is so sad from jealousy.
