**** Truth or Dare..... For eggs!!!! ***

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?
procrasinate. waste time.

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

such is life, campfires are usually in pits. using available resources in areas that are not banned from campfires. gorest fires are usually dry.

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
because everyone else is in a hurry to get home. therefore its busy. not all streets are one way so it causes an annoying delay in trying to get home.

What's the speed of dark? the speed of light

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working? . physcics read minds, not read balls.

If you run backwards will you gain weight? its still cardio and Excercise. you can gain weight if you run backwards back into the donut shop.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends? same with tapped out characters . becomes a collection. barbies friends helped barbie become who dhe is today.

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice? you recover in between or lose it mentally and kill yourself.

Can a blind person feel blue? they can feel blue. they cant see blue.

How can a house burn up when it burns
down? the fire lites up burns up in to flames the house then burns down

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed? depends if you are resting or talking

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing? thats a good thing! unless it sucks at sucking

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates? thats kinda racist ..he flops down to the ground and dies. Please don't strangle smurfs

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular? you get what you pay for

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know? im a kiwi, we use s's instead of Zs in our language. so quite often online dictionary is wrong. but im just smart. Otherwise I guess dictionary has overall power on how should be spelt

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same? they're all secretly super heros. opportunities to crime fight.

Why does X stand for a kiss? cause your lips cross up

Why does O stand for a hug? cause ypur arms make an O

Why is the alphabet in that order? because the person that w

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water? its freezing water. what a retarded question

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting? seats are called seats not stands. or is that the American slang?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected? yes unfortunately. Nothing I could do would surprise my friends but would shick everyone else

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say? cheese. even cheese makes cheese smile

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them? its a verb not a noun. shhh lets put sticks in it. shhhh don't tell anyone. I live crunchy sticks nomnom nomnom

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites? its all about the manliness.

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it? to ensure it gers done properly. professionalism

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires? lol lol lol lol lol hahaha oops shouldn't laugh.
No. their job is to do it properly provide all the ashes

Is it possible to have a civil-war? a political discussion

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2? its his name . changing names all the time gets confusing

Do tea makers have coffee breaks? everyone needs cofffffeeeeeeee

Can fat people go skinny-dipping? no its *indecent* exposure

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV? because those that dont already know, will know. those not experiencing the difficulty that is

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime? nah just go all out. .bang...kaboom!!

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead? sometimes it has enough juice if you just *grunts ...ohhh see!

How can batteries die? we all do at some stage

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts? true. lets just change it to builts. tell all friends and family.

Why is abbreviated such a long word? so it can be abrv. itself.

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it? the average society is generally lazy stupid and falls for reverse physcology. a motivated person would go count the stars

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? lets Google him, stalk him and kill him!

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'? practice majes perfect, but bags last!

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk? it wouldnt be called a fly. id call it a grot if I had a choice

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked? party naked turtle

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? they don't contain meat.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
most people dont like aids on the side


wow I did it.... Sniperbabe423