All American Auction: Premium Walkthrough
Turning Trash into Hundos Pt. 1
CJ Pro Bidder starts
CJ Pro Bidder: We won another Unstructured Bidding-Style Reality Show Emmy, and now Storage Battles is renewed for a fiftieth season!
CJ Pro Bidder: Last season I found a WWI-era mustard gas canister AND a painting of Banksy's real passport.
CJ Pro Bidder: So, this year, I've got to outdo my own storage game and find the equivalent of the xerox that xeroxed the Pentagon Papers AND at least two of Al Capone's missing piggy banks.
CJ Pro Bidder: And I can't accomplish that if I don't step up my tank-top game. Hard to keep up with Lucky Pete in the farmer's tan department.
Task: Make CJ Pro Bidder Try on Multiple Tanks
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Turning Trash into Hundos Pt. 2
CJ Pro Bidder starts
CJ Pro Bidder: The tankiest tank-top has been chosen, so now it's time to kick down some storage doors and box-cut open some boxes.
CJ Pro Bidder: After all that Black Friday shopping, we should head to Springfield Storage Lockers... bet they've got some clutch finds!
Task: Make CJ Pro Bidder Go Storage Locker Hunting
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Storage Locker
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Turning Trash into Hundos Pt. 3
CJ Pro Bidder starts
CJ Pro Bidder: Oh yeah! A couple of rifle bayonets dipped in basilisk venom. They could be from WWII, the Napoleonic Wars, or even the battle for Hogwarts. Whichever gets me more hundos!
CJ Pro Bidder: Just need to contact my old friend in Springfield. His name's Herman. He's a clutch bayonet appraiser... pretty sure he'll tell me it's worth at least a thousand.
Task: Make CJ Pro Bidder Get Bayonet Appraised
Time: 8h
Location: Herman's Military Antiques or Kwik-E-Mart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Turning Trash into Hundos Pt. 4
CJ Pro Bidder starts
CJ Pro Bidder: C'mon man, this town's swimming with bayonets, but doesn't have a bayonet appraiser?!
Apu: Herman was our only expert, but now he's in prison for purchasing a flamethrower without a license.
CJ Pro Bidder: Can't YOU just appraise it for me? Pretend you're an expert and I'll throw you some cash. We do it every show.
Apu: Storage Battles is fake?! How dare you call yourselves reality television!
Task: Make CJ Pro Bidder Go Storage Locker Hunting Again
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Storage Locker
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Golden Token 2019 Pt. 1
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System Message: You have received a free Golden Token! Spend it on the Golden Mystery Box for a huge reward! Or don't! It's a free country!
Quest reward: 1 Gold Box Token
Task: Spend a Golden Token on a Golden Mystery Box
System Message: More Golden Tokens can be purchased with limited time donut bundles. Purchase donuts to earn unique items, including a donut-generating CostMo!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Golden Token 2019 Pt. 2
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System Message: Unused Golden Tokens can be traded in for donuts in the store!
Task: Spend a Golden Token on Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 1
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Task: Purchase 12 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 2
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Task: Purchase 60 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 3
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Task: Purchase 132 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 4
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Task: Purchase 300 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 5
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Task: Purchase 600 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 6
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Task: Purchase 900 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Be Kind, Rewind Time
Homer starts
Homer: Ooh, Cosmic Wars... the pre-special edition re-release... with un-photoshopped non-special effects!
Bart: That rectangle brick has Cosmic Wars on it?
Homer: Quiet, boy! This block encapsulates my entire teenage years. If only I could rewind back to them.
Task: Make Homer Be Nostalgic
Time: 4h
Location: VHS Village
Task: Make Bart Break VHS Tapes
Time: 4h
Location: VHS Village
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Babies R Expensive
Lisa starts
Lisa: Another baby store? Baby stuff should only be bought online. It's not like a baby knows how to shop for things.
Maggie: *pouting* *suck* *suck*
Lisa: I think it's time middle children got their own stores.
Bart: You already have one. It's called the library.
Task: Make Lisa Protest Baby Stores
Time: 4h
Location: Babies B This
Task: Make Maggie Go Shopping
Time: 4h
Location: Babies B This
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Big Store, Bigger Prices
Marge starts
Marge: Everything in this store always seems to be slightly more expensive than it should be.
Ned: It's in the name. And I like CostMo. The high prices keep out the riff-raff.
Homer: Marge, I found another ping-pong table here! It's the kind that flips up so you can practice against yourself!
Ned: Never mind. I'm going to go shopping at one of the discount places.
Task: Make Ned Flee
Time: 4h
Location: CostMo
Task: Make Homer Play Ping-Pong With Himself
Time: 4h
Location: CostMo
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
CJ Pro Bidder starts
CJ Pro Bidder: We won another Unstructured Bidding-Style Reality Show Emmy, and now Storage Battles is renewed for a fiftieth season!
CJ Pro Bidder: Last season I found a WWI-era mustard gas canister AND a painting of Banksy's real passport.
CJ Pro Bidder: So, this year, I've got to outdo my own storage game and find the equivalent of the xerox that xeroxed the Pentagon Papers AND at least two of Al Capone's missing piggy banks.
CJ Pro Bidder: And I can't accomplish that if I don't step up my tank-top game. Hard to keep up with Lucky Pete in the farmer's tan department.
Task: Make CJ Pro Bidder Try on Multiple Tanks
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Turning Trash into Hundos Pt. 2
CJ Pro Bidder starts
CJ Pro Bidder: The tankiest tank-top has been chosen, so now it's time to kick down some storage doors and box-cut open some boxes.
CJ Pro Bidder: After all that Black Friday shopping, we should head to Springfield Storage Lockers... bet they've got some clutch finds!
Task: Make CJ Pro Bidder Go Storage Locker Hunting
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Storage Locker
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Turning Trash into Hundos Pt. 3
CJ Pro Bidder starts
CJ Pro Bidder: Oh yeah! A couple of rifle bayonets dipped in basilisk venom. They could be from WWII, the Napoleonic Wars, or even the battle for Hogwarts. Whichever gets me more hundos!
CJ Pro Bidder: Just need to contact my old friend in Springfield. His name's Herman. He's a clutch bayonet appraiser... pretty sure he'll tell me it's worth at least a thousand.
Task: Make CJ Pro Bidder Get Bayonet Appraised
Time: 8h
Location: Herman's Military Antiques or Kwik-E-Mart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Turning Trash into Hundos Pt. 4
CJ Pro Bidder starts
CJ Pro Bidder: C'mon man, this town's swimming with bayonets, but doesn't have a bayonet appraiser?!
Apu: Herman was our only expert, but now he's in prison for purchasing a flamethrower without a license.
CJ Pro Bidder: Can't YOU just appraise it for me? Pretend you're an expert and I'll throw you some cash. We do it every show.
Apu: Storage Battles is fake?! How dare you call yourselves reality television!
Task: Make CJ Pro Bidder Go Storage Locker Hunting Again
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Storage Locker
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Golden Token 2019 Pt. 1
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System Message: You have received a free Golden Token! Spend it on the Golden Mystery Box for a huge reward! Or don't! It's a free country!
Quest reward: 1 Gold Box Token
Task: Spend a Golden Token on a Golden Mystery Box
System Message: More Golden Tokens can be purchased with limited time donut bundles. Purchase donuts to earn unique items, including a donut-generating CostMo!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Golden Token 2019 Pt. 2
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System Message: Unused Golden Tokens can be traded in for donuts in the store!
Task: Spend a Golden Token on Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 1
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Task: Purchase 12 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 2
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Task: Purchase 60 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 3
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Task: Purchase 132 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 4
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Task: Purchase 300 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 5
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Task: Purchase 600 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2019 Pt. 6
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Task: Purchase 900 Donuts
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Be Kind, Rewind Time
Homer starts
Homer: Ooh, Cosmic Wars... the pre-special edition re-release... with un-photoshopped non-special effects!
Bart: That rectangle brick has Cosmic Wars on it?
Homer: Quiet, boy! This block encapsulates my entire teenage years. If only I could rewind back to them.
Task: Make Homer Be Nostalgic
Time: 4h
Location: VHS Village
Task: Make Bart Break VHS Tapes
Time: 4h
Location: VHS Village
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Babies R Expensive
Lisa starts
Lisa: Another baby store? Baby stuff should only be bought online. It's not like a baby knows how to shop for things.
Maggie: *pouting* *suck* *suck*
Lisa: I think it's time middle children got their own stores.
Bart: You already have one. It's called the library.
Task: Make Lisa Protest Baby Stores
Time: 4h
Location: Babies B This
Task: Make Maggie Go Shopping
Time: 4h
Location: Babies B This
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Big Store, Bigger Prices
Marge starts
Marge: Everything in this store always seems to be slightly more expensive than it should be.
Ned: It's in the name. And I like CostMo. The high prices keep out the riff-raff.
Homer: Marge, I found another ping-pong table here! It's the kind that flips up so you can practice against yourself!
Ned: Never mind. I'm going to go shopping at one of the discount places.
Task: Make Ned Flee
Time: 4h
Location: CostMo
Task: Make Homer Play Ping-Pong With Himself
Time: 4h
Location: CostMo
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
