All American Auction: Walkthrough
All American Auction Intro
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Quimby: Welcome to the Turkey Pardoning.
Lenny and Carl: Kill the turkeys! Kill the turkeys!
Moe: Carve them from wattle to tail!
Quimby: Er-uh, I can’t decide which one to pardon. They all look so equally non-cute.
Quimby: So, I’m pardoning every turkey in Springfield! Thanksgiving is hereby cancelled!
Lenny: You can’t do that! The only other holiday in November is Black Friday!
Quimby: Then I hereby declare every day in November: “Black Friday”.
Lenny and Carl: Yay! Quimby! Quimby! Quimby!
Moe: Hmm, every day Black Friday... I can buy up all the discount stuff in town and sell it at a huge markup!
Task: Make Quimby Flip the Holiday Script
Time: 6s
Location: Town Hall
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
All American Auction Pt. 1
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Moe: Come to Moe’s tent at the Swap Meet! I have every shoe from Foot Warehouse, all the fries from Krusty Burger, and last year's model of everything from the Mapple Store.
Homer: I’ll take six orders of fries, and some of those Bluetooth headphones that Marge says forever alter your brain.
Moe: Homer, you shouldn't be buying this stuff at my crazy marked-up prices. I’m mainly selling to out-of-towners.
Homer: Suckers. Hey, are my forty-two dollars' worth of fries ready?
Moe: Every day is Black Friday in Springfield now. The law says everything, even beer, has to be ninety percent off.
Homer: Going to Moe’s! Sorry! Bye!!!
Moe: Wait! I’m not there! I’m... he'll figure it out.
Task: Collect Bid Cards
Task: Make Moe Sell All of His Merchandise
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Swap Meet, Town Hall or Springfield Elementary
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
All American Auction Pt. 2
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Kent Brockman: After a week of highly discounted sales, a surplus in purchased goods has brought about the triumphant return of the Springfield Swap Meet.
Kirk: While the rest of town looted Sprawl Mart for their “electronics”, I bought two thousand of those How-To-Sell-Things books.
Kirk: It’s the Gold Rush and I own all the shovels...
Comic Book Guy: On the first day of the Black Friday sales, Bart and Milhouse bought all of my comics at the ninety percent off price.
Comic Book Guy: Now I have to go to their booth and pay a premium for their safe return.
Moe: I’ve bought and sold everything. You name it. Washers and dryers, insurance policies, teppanyaki griddles, field hockey equipment, Canadian flags… I can keep going.
Task: Collect Bid Cards
Task: Make Springfield Swappers Sell Sell Sell
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Swap Meet
Characters: Moe, Marge, Comic Book Guy, Alice Glick, Herman
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
All American Auction Pt. 3
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Marge: Can you believe people bought all this junk just because it was on sale?
Homer: Marge, I bought another ping-pong table... where should I put it?!
Marge: People have forgotten what Thanksgiving’s all about.
Lisa: Yeah, and we're all without turkeys. What are we doing about, you know, the dinner?
Marge: All the grocery stores have left are packets of powdered cranberry sauce and turkey bouillon cubes...
Homer: *drool* Technically still food.
Task: Collect Bid Cards
Task: Make Simpsons Family Have a Thanksgiving Meal
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson Home
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
All American Auction Pt. 4
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Quimby: So you see Homer, even though it makes no sense, everyone's either broke or got nothing left to sell.
Kirk: I still have thousands of How-To-Sell-Things books. You want all of them?
Quimby: But the month of Friday is not over yet! And that's why I’ve called you here. To sing away Springfield’s economic problems... quartet-style.
Homer: You think having people perform will increase sales?
Quimby: It worked for all those large shopping malls in the nineties.
Rev. Lovejoy: But did it really? Did it?
Task: Collect Bid Cards
Task: Make Be Sharps Reunite
Time: 4h
Location: Swap Meet Stage
Characters: Homer, Apu, Skinner, Barney
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
All American Auction Pt. 5
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Quimby: Stop! Stop! Stop! This is a disaster.
Homer: Did people buy too much stuff?
Quimby: No, I didn't realize how much people hate barbershop quartets. People paid me to make you stop!
Quimby: Which I can use to go shopping. Happy Black Friday month!
Ned: This is terrible. Thanksgiving is the fourteenth holiest of American Holidays. It's time for the big man upstairs to step in.
Task: Collect Bid Cards
Task: Make Ned Summon an American Legend
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Swap Meet
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Auto starts
Quimby: Welcome to the Turkey Pardoning.
Lenny and Carl: Kill the turkeys! Kill the turkeys!
Moe: Carve them from wattle to tail!
Quimby: Er-uh, I can’t decide which one to pardon. They all look so equally non-cute.
Quimby: So, I’m pardoning every turkey in Springfield! Thanksgiving is hereby cancelled!
Lenny: You can’t do that! The only other holiday in November is Black Friday!
Quimby: Then I hereby declare every day in November: “Black Friday”.
Lenny and Carl: Yay! Quimby! Quimby! Quimby!
Moe: Hmm, every day Black Friday... I can buy up all the discount stuff in town and sell it at a huge markup!
Task: Make Quimby Flip the Holiday Script
Time: 6s
Location: Town Hall
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
All American Auction Pt. 1
Auto starts
Moe: Come to Moe’s tent at the Swap Meet! I have every shoe from Foot Warehouse, all the fries from Krusty Burger, and last year's model of everything from the Mapple Store.
Homer: I’ll take six orders of fries, and some of those Bluetooth headphones that Marge says forever alter your brain.
Moe: Homer, you shouldn't be buying this stuff at my crazy marked-up prices. I’m mainly selling to out-of-towners.
Homer: Suckers. Hey, are my forty-two dollars' worth of fries ready?
Moe: Every day is Black Friday in Springfield now. The law says everything, even beer, has to be ninety percent off.
Homer: Going to Moe’s! Sorry! Bye!!!
Moe: Wait! I’m not there! I’m... he'll figure it out.
Task: Collect Bid Cards
Task: Make Moe Sell All of His Merchandise
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Swap Meet, Town Hall or Springfield Elementary
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
All American Auction Pt. 2
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Kent Brockman: After a week of highly discounted sales, a surplus in purchased goods has brought about the triumphant return of the Springfield Swap Meet.
Kirk: While the rest of town looted Sprawl Mart for their “electronics”, I bought two thousand of those How-To-Sell-Things books.
Kirk: It’s the Gold Rush and I own all the shovels...
Comic Book Guy: On the first day of the Black Friday sales, Bart and Milhouse bought all of my comics at the ninety percent off price.
Comic Book Guy: Now I have to go to their booth and pay a premium for their safe return.
Moe: I’ve bought and sold everything. You name it. Washers and dryers, insurance policies, teppanyaki griddles, field hockey equipment, Canadian flags… I can keep going.
Task: Collect Bid Cards
Task: Make Springfield Swappers Sell Sell Sell
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Swap Meet
Characters: Moe, Marge, Comic Book Guy, Alice Glick, Herman
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
All American Auction Pt. 3
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Marge: Can you believe people bought all this junk just because it was on sale?
Homer: Marge, I bought another ping-pong table... where should I put it?!
Marge: People have forgotten what Thanksgiving’s all about.
Lisa: Yeah, and we're all without turkeys. What are we doing about, you know, the dinner?
Marge: All the grocery stores have left are packets of powdered cranberry sauce and turkey bouillon cubes...
Homer: *drool* Technically still food.
Task: Collect Bid Cards
Task: Make Simpsons Family Have a Thanksgiving Meal
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson Home
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
All American Auction Pt. 4
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Quimby: So you see Homer, even though it makes no sense, everyone's either broke or got nothing left to sell.
Kirk: I still have thousands of How-To-Sell-Things books. You want all of them?
Quimby: But the month of Friday is not over yet! And that's why I’ve called you here. To sing away Springfield’s economic problems... quartet-style.
Homer: You think having people perform will increase sales?
Quimby: It worked for all those large shopping malls in the nineties.
Rev. Lovejoy: But did it really? Did it?
Task: Collect Bid Cards
Task: Make Be Sharps Reunite
Time: 4h
Location: Swap Meet Stage
Characters: Homer, Apu, Skinner, Barney
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
All American Auction Pt. 5
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Quimby: Stop! Stop! Stop! This is a disaster.
Homer: Did people buy too much stuff?
Quimby: No, I didn't realize how much people hate barbershop quartets. People paid me to make you stop!
Quimby: Which I can use to go shopping. Happy Black Friday month!
Ned: This is terrible. Thanksgiving is the fourteenth holiest of American Holidays. It's time for the big man upstairs to step in.
Task: Collect Bid Cards
Task: Make Ned Summon an American Legend
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Swap Meet
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
