All American Auction: Walkthrough
All American Auction Intro Auto starts Quimby: Welcome to the Turkey Pardoning. Lenny and Carl: Kill the turkeys! Kill the turkeys! Moe: Carve them from wattle to tail! Quimby: Er-uh, I can’t...
Forum Discussion
Lumber-sensible Pt. 1
Ned starts
Ned: Spread your wisdom of the forest. Turn these people away from discount consumerism and teach them how to be thankful for what they have.
Paul Bunyan: Eh, hard pass.
Ned: What?! I thought you’d want to pull this town up by its lumberjack bootstraps.
Paul Bunyan: Lumberjack bootstraps are the same as regular bootstraps.
Ned: You’re just gonna stand there and watch while consumerism takes its axe and chops us down?
Paul Bunyan: Man, you’re really fixated on the lumberjack thing.
Ned: Just please help us.
Paul Bunyan: I’m Paul Bunyan, not Saint Paul Bunyan.
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Play Fetch With Big Blue
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lumber-sensible Pt. 2
Paul Bunyan starts
Paul Bunyan: You're my boy, Big Blue! Now fetch this two-hundred-year-old redwood!
Paul Bunyan: Good boy! I'm glad I turned a mountain into you. It made you twice as strong as an ox.
Paul Bunyan: Now, let’s get out of this Springfield dump…
Paul Bunyan: Ooh, a myPhone Pro for seventy-five dollars? That’s a steal!
Ned: This guy’s the worst!
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Buy a New Phone
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Swap Meet
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lumber-sensible Pt. 3
Ned starts
Ned: Can you please at least talk to the people and convince them that Thanksgiving isn’t about buying stuff?
Paul Bunyan: *sigh* Fine, but you really are over-indexing on my popularity.
Paul Bunyan: Hey shoppers, Springfielders, Americans… do you think I should get the new myPhone in Sleek Silver or Astronaut Taupe?
Paul Bunyan: Also, don't you think you should stop with this Black Friday nonsense and go home to your families on Thanksgiving?
Moe: Black Friday is an American right. Go back to the lumberjack land you came from!
Paul Bunyan: Screw it. You're on your own with this one, Ned.
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Go Nuts in an Arboretum
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Swap Meet
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Ned starts
Ned: Spread your wisdom of the forest. Turn these people away from discount consumerism and teach them how to be thankful for what they have.
Paul Bunyan: Eh, hard pass.
Ned: What?! I thought you’d want to pull this town up by its lumberjack bootstraps.
Paul Bunyan: Lumberjack bootstraps are the same as regular bootstraps.
Ned: You’re just gonna stand there and watch while consumerism takes its axe and chops us down?
Paul Bunyan: Man, you’re really fixated on the lumberjack thing.
Ned: Just please help us.
Paul Bunyan: I’m Paul Bunyan, not Saint Paul Bunyan.
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Play Fetch With Big Blue
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lumber-sensible Pt. 2
Paul Bunyan starts
Paul Bunyan: You're my boy, Big Blue! Now fetch this two-hundred-year-old redwood!
Paul Bunyan: Good boy! I'm glad I turned a mountain into you. It made you twice as strong as an ox.
Paul Bunyan: Now, let’s get out of this Springfield dump…
Paul Bunyan: Ooh, a myPhone Pro for seventy-five dollars? That’s a steal!
Ned: This guy’s the worst!
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Buy a New Phone
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Swap Meet
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lumber-sensible Pt. 3
Ned starts
Ned: Can you please at least talk to the people and convince them that Thanksgiving isn’t about buying stuff?
Paul Bunyan: *sigh* Fine, but you really are over-indexing on my popularity.
Paul Bunyan: Hey shoppers, Springfielders, Americans… do you think I should get the new myPhone in Sleek Silver or Astronaut Taupe?
Paul Bunyan: Also, don't you think you should stop with this Black Friday nonsense and go home to your families on Thanksgiving?
Moe: Black Friday is an American right. Go back to the lumberjack land you came from!
Paul Bunyan: Screw it. You're on your own with this one, Ned.
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Go Nuts in an Arboretum
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Swap Meet
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
