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wadebear
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5 years ago

Blargsgiving: Premium Offerings Analyzed

Whew! Sorry it took so long but there's a LOT of stuff in the Mystery Boxes if you don't have anything. And I mean a LOT! 135 items in the Gold Mystery box alone!
Let's start with the Premium offerings in the Blargsgiving Menu:
First the stuff that's available in the Yearbook Mystery box (which means it's always there and only 30 donuts):

  • Bigclaw - Earn several currencies
  • Caesar’s Pow-Wow Casino w/ Tribal Chief - 8h
  • Heimlich Machine - 2.50%
  • Piggly’s Super Smorg w/ Mrs. Bouvier - 4h
  • Portal to Rigel 7 - 8h
  • Pow-Wow’s Casino Sign - 2.00%
  • Puritan Flanders skin
  • Rigellian Queen - Obedience
  • Sacagawea Lisa skin
  • Turkey Stuffer - Gluttony

Now for the rest of the buyables (in the order they appear):

  • Blarg Huts w/ Blarg Alien - 150 donuts - 4h & 2.5%
  • Mattress King w/ Marv - 150 donuts - 8h
  • Mattress King Dinner Table w/ Minnie - 125 donuts - Vanity
  • Mattress King Warehouse w/ Morty - 149 donuts - 8h
  • Thanksgiving Balloon Bundle - 80 donuts - 6.5% on cash and 0.6% on xp
  • Santa’s Little Helper Balloon - $30,000 - Vanity
  • Blinky Balloon - $16,500 - Vanity
  • Rusty the Clown Balloon - $54,000 - Vanity
  • Cornucopia - 15 donuts - 0.50%
  • Alien - 40 donuts - Vanity
  • U.B.O - $1,000 - an amusing skin for Mr. Burns
  • Rigellian Shrub - 5 donuts - Tree-Hugging
  • Rigellian Tribal Hut - 20 donuts - 3h
  • Meteor Egg w/ Space Marshmellow - 60 donuts - 2.50%

I'm doing the 2020 Mystery Boxes separately here since there's so much stuff in them.
  • The Thanksgiving Balloon Bundle has a bonus of 6.5% on cash and 0.6% on xp (Stampy and Bart are 2% each, Snowball 2 has 0.5%, and the Grumple Balloon has 2% cash as well as the 0.6% xp). The Blargsgiving Tables which comes with the Blarg Alien and Huts has a 2.5% bonus which isn't bad. I didn't realise there were that many items in the gold box.
  • "PotBellyPigeon;c-2169669" wrote:
    The Thanksgiving Balloon Bundle has a bonus of 6.5% on cash and 0.6% on xp (Stampy and Bart are 2% each, Snowball 2 has 0.5%, and the Grumple Balloon has 2% cash as well as the 0.6% xp). The Blargsgiving Tables which comes with the Blarg Alien and Huts has a 2.5% bonus which isn't bad. I didn't realise there were that many items in the gold box.

    Thanks. I haven't had time to look all that up.