Burn's Casino ***WALKTHROUGH***
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 1 Auto starts If the user is at or above Level 40: Quimby: With additional land now available along the side of town, it's time for us to make a decision. Quimby: ...
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The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 11
After the user logs in on March 3rd
Cletus starts
Cletus: I've decided to succeed in the tradition of hillbilly trash - by opening a sinful den of dice play.
Mr. Burns: Wonderful! Let's build a whole casino strip. More fun for every lout.
Cletus: I may go to hell for gambling, but I will give my children a better life.
Cletus: They'll go to hell for smarty-pants investment fraud.
Task: Build Cletus's Dice Den
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Dice with the Devil
Cletus starts
Cletus: Come one, come all, to the greatest show on Earth!
Cletus: I gots bearded ladies, a goat-headed man, and more pinheads than you've ever seen.
Bart: I thought you were opening a dice game, not a carnival sideshow.
Cletus: I am. All my kinfolk is visiting to support me.
Cletus: Now, let's play some dice!
System Message: Story continues with the start of the next prize track!
Task: Play a Game of Dice
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 1
After the user logs in on March 7th
Auto starts
Smithers: Attention Burns Casino patrons. As of today, red chips will no longer be used.
Smithers: We are switching to green chips, as part of BurnsCo's drive to become more ”Green.”
Smithers: Also, when mixed with sweat the red dye on the old chips becomes a potent carcinogen.
Task: Make Burns Go More Green
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: So many decorations and businesses are opening up around my casino. It's becoming quite a little “Vice-ville.”
Mr. Burns: A delightful locale for citizens to enjoy all the forbidden pleasures.
Mr. Burns: Gambling, drinking, baiting bears...
Lisa: What's fun about tormenting a living creature?
Mr. Burns: Don't knock it 'til you try it. Smithers! Hop around like a kangaroo until I'm amused.
Smithers: Yes sir.
Mr. Burns: See Lisa? Fun!
Task: Make Skinner Drink Absinthe
Task: Make Krusty Watch a Sexy Floor Show
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Gorge on Whale Sushi
Time: 4h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: There's something weird about Mr. Burns and his “Vice-ville.”
Homer: Lisa, can't an old man share what he loves: losing money on a casino?
Lisa: Exactly. Why would he do that? He's hiding something, and everyone who is against gambling needs to figure out what.
Lisa: Let's go, Mom.
Marge: With you in a minute. I'm trying absinthe.
Marge: It's pretty good.
Marge: Really good.
Marge: With you in a minute, Lisa. I'm talking to Mr. Toulouse-Lautrec.
Marge: Why yes, Mr. Lautrec, I *will* show you my ankles.
Task: Make Marge Hallucinate on Absinthe
Task: Make Lisa Snoop Around
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: Um, excuse me, Mr. Casino Owner? For years I've worshipped you from afar.
Homer: Now, I ask a favor. Can I come work for you?
Mr. Burns: You seem like a fine fellow. But you've never worked for me before?
Homer: I don't think so.
Mr. Burns: No, I don't think so either.
Smithers: Oh for heaven's sake, you've both known each other for years.
Homer: That doesn't sound right.
Mr. Burns: No, it really doesn't.
Task: Make Burns Consider Hiring Homer
Task: Make Homer Not Recognize Mr. Burns
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Mr. Burns: Well Simpson, now that I've remembered who you are, I'm afraid there's no job at my casino for a man so witless and incompetent.
Mr. Burns: So get back to work at my nuclear plant!
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 5
Homer starts
Lance Murdock: Say, Homer, which way to the stage? I'm doing a show!
Homer: I don't know, Lance. I'm not allowed to work here.
Mr. Burns: Wait a moment. You know this celebrity? I'm impressed!
Homer: I know an implausibly large number of celebrities.
Mr. Burns: Then you have the perfect qualifications to be my new Entertainment Coordinator!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, hire this man, and fire the old coordinator.
Gil: But I was just about to bring in a really great trick poodle act!
Gil: One poodle. Belongs to my wife. It sits up and begs. Most of the time.
System Message: Check out Princess Kashmir and the Florence of Arabia club and see what other kinds of entertainment Homer cooks up!
Task: Make Homer Interview More Entertainers
If the user has Lance Murdock: Task: Make Lance Murdock Do Stunts in the Cafeteria
Time: 4h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 6
Krusty starts
Krusty: Homer, you gotta hire me for the casino -- it's the sweetest job there is.
Krusty: I mean, look at Carrot Top. He got a gig at the Luxor and now he just phones it in all day to drunk tourists.
Homer: Sir, Carrot Top is my favorite performer. The way he smashes watermelons is sublime.
Krusty: You're thinking of Gallagher.
Homer: Comedy snob, huh? You're hired!
Task: Make Krusty Entertain Gamblers with Terrible Impressions
Time: 12h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 7
Lisa starts
Lisa: Milhouse, I have to get inside that casino if I'm ever going to find out what Mr. Burns is up to.
Milhouse: But children aren't allowed in there. If we want to gamble we have to lie about our age online.
Lisa: Hey, Dad... can I have a “Take Your Kid To Work” Day?
Homer: Are you planning to cause trouble? You've never ask for Take Your Kid to Work days at the power plant.
Lisa: Um... me environmentalist. Nuclear bad. Me support Native Americans, they like casinos, casinos good...
Homer: Convincing. Utterly convincing.
Task: Make Lisa Investigate Inside the Casino
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 8
Marge starts
Marge: I'm really worried about gambling fever taking over the town. How will this affect our bake sales, for example?
Marge: It's time to save our bake sales with an organization to cure this terrible addiction.
Marge: I got the idea from spending time in AA.
Marge: Absinthe Anonymous.
Skinner: Although Absinthe Anonymous is more about hanging out and sharing our love of absinthe.
Task: Make Marge Start "Gambling Anonymous"
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 9
Lisa starts
Lisa: Apu, you also run the casino gift shop? Boy, you must really enjoy selling cigarettes and aspirin.
Apu: It's a terrible job. Mr. Burns has explicitly forbidden me to gouge!
Apu: He wants people to leave richer than they entered.
Lisa: But why? What is the secret behind Vice-ville?
Apu: Sshhh -- come into the back room.
Apu: I have one word for you: power.
Lisa: Power! Mr. Burns wants to rule Springfield!
Apu: No. It's dark here in the back room, so flip the switch and give the lights power.
Lisa: Fine. Lights on.
Apu: Great. Anyway, now I have one word for you: power.
Lisa: Okay, like I just said, Mr. Burns wants to take control of Springfield.
Apu: No, that is NOT what I mean. The secret behind this casino is-
Apu: -AARGHH!
Lisa: Oh no! Someone shot Apu just as he was about to reveal the truth. This IS a conspiracy.
Snake: Actually, this is just a robbery. Did I interrupt something?
System Message: He did! Keep gambling until March 13th for the conclusion of this story.
System Message: Will it be exciting? You bet! Meanwhile... You, bet.
Task: Make Apu Bleed Out in the Gift Shop
Time: 24h
Location: Burns' Casino
After the user logs in on March 3rd
Cletus starts
Cletus: I've decided to succeed in the tradition of hillbilly trash - by opening a sinful den of dice play.
Mr. Burns: Wonderful! Let's build a whole casino strip. More fun for every lout.
Cletus: I may go to hell for gambling, but I will give my children a better life.
Cletus: They'll go to hell for smarty-pants investment fraud.
Task: Build Cletus's Dice Den
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Dice with the Devil
Cletus starts
Cletus: Come one, come all, to the greatest show on Earth!
Cletus: I gots bearded ladies, a goat-headed man, and more pinheads than you've ever seen.
Bart: I thought you were opening a dice game, not a carnival sideshow.
Cletus: I am. All my kinfolk is visiting to support me.
Cletus: Now, let's play some dice!
System Message: Story continues with the start of the next prize track!
Task: Play a Game of Dice
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 1
After the user logs in on March 7th
Auto starts
Smithers: Attention Burns Casino patrons. As of today, red chips will no longer be used.
Smithers: We are switching to green chips, as part of BurnsCo's drive to become more ”Green.”
Smithers: Also, when mixed with sweat the red dye on the old chips becomes a potent carcinogen.
Task: Make Burns Go More Green
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: So many decorations and businesses are opening up around my casino. It's becoming quite a little “Vice-ville.”
Mr. Burns: A delightful locale for citizens to enjoy all the forbidden pleasures.
Mr. Burns: Gambling, drinking, baiting bears...
Lisa: What's fun about tormenting a living creature?
Mr. Burns: Don't knock it 'til you try it. Smithers! Hop around like a kangaroo until I'm amused.
Smithers: Yes sir.
Mr. Burns: See Lisa? Fun!
Task: Make Skinner Drink Absinthe
Task: Make Krusty Watch a Sexy Floor Show
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Gorge on Whale Sushi
Time: 4h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: There's something weird about Mr. Burns and his “Vice-ville.”
Homer: Lisa, can't an old man share what he loves: losing money on a casino?
Lisa: Exactly. Why would he do that? He's hiding something, and everyone who is against gambling needs to figure out what.
Lisa: Let's go, Mom.
Marge: With you in a minute. I'm trying absinthe.
Marge: It's pretty good.
Marge: Really good.
Marge: With you in a minute, Lisa. I'm talking to Mr. Toulouse-Lautrec.
Marge: Why yes, Mr. Lautrec, I *will* show you my ankles.
Task: Make Marge Hallucinate on Absinthe
Task: Make Lisa Snoop Around
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: Um, excuse me, Mr. Casino Owner? For years I've worshipped you from afar.
Homer: Now, I ask a favor. Can I come work for you?
Mr. Burns: You seem like a fine fellow. But you've never worked for me before?
Homer: I don't think so.
Mr. Burns: No, I don't think so either.
Smithers: Oh for heaven's sake, you've both known each other for years.
Homer: That doesn't sound right.
Mr. Burns: No, it really doesn't.
Task: Make Burns Consider Hiring Homer
Task: Make Homer Not Recognize Mr. Burns
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Mr. Burns: Well Simpson, now that I've remembered who you are, I'm afraid there's no job at my casino for a man so witless and incompetent.
Mr. Burns: So get back to work at my nuclear plant!
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 5
Homer starts
Lance Murdock: Say, Homer, which way to the stage? I'm doing a show!
Homer: I don't know, Lance. I'm not allowed to work here.
Mr. Burns: Wait a moment. You know this celebrity? I'm impressed!
Homer: I know an implausibly large number of celebrities.
Mr. Burns: Then you have the perfect qualifications to be my new Entertainment Coordinator!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, hire this man, and fire the old coordinator.
Gil: But I was just about to bring in a really great trick poodle act!
Gil: One poodle. Belongs to my wife. It sits up and begs. Most of the time.
System Message: Check out Princess Kashmir and the Florence of Arabia club and see what other kinds of entertainment Homer cooks up!
Task: Make Homer Interview More Entertainers
If the user has Lance Murdock: Task: Make Lance Murdock Do Stunts in the Cafeteria
Time: 4h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 6
Krusty starts
Krusty: Homer, you gotta hire me for the casino -- it's the sweetest job there is.
Krusty: I mean, look at Carrot Top. He got a gig at the Luxor and now he just phones it in all day to drunk tourists.
Homer: Sir, Carrot Top is my favorite performer. The way he smashes watermelons is sublime.
Krusty: You're thinking of Gallagher.
Homer: Comedy snob, huh? You're hired!
Task: Make Krusty Entertain Gamblers with Terrible Impressions
Time: 12h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 7
Lisa starts
Lisa: Milhouse, I have to get inside that casino if I'm ever going to find out what Mr. Burns is up to.
Milhouse: But children aren't allowed in there. If we want to gamble we have to lie about our age online.
Lisa: Hey, Dad... can I have a “Take Your Kid To Work” Day?
Homer: Are you planning to cause trouble? You've never ask for Take Your Kid to Work days at the power plant.
Lisa: Um... me environmentalist. Nuclear bad. Me support Native Americans, they like casinos, casinos good...
Homer: Convincing. Utterly convincing.
Task: Make Lisa Investigate Inside the Casino
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 8
Marge starts
Marge: I'm really worried about gambling fever taking over the town. How will this affect our bake sales, for example?
Marge: It's time to save our bake sales with an organization to cure this terrible addiction.
Marge: I got the idea from spending time in AA.
Marge: Absinthe Anonymous.
Skinner: Although Absinthe Anonymous is more about hanging out and sharing our love of absinthe.
Task: Make Marge Start "Gambling Anonymous"
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Have a Vice Day Pt. 9
Lisa starts
Lisa: Apu, you also run the casino gift shop? Boy, you must really enjoy selling cigarettes and aspirin.
Apu: It's a terrible job. Mr. Burns has explicitly forbidden me to gouge!
Apu: He wants people to leave richer than they entered.
Lisa: But why? What is the secret behind Vice-ville?
Apu: Sshhh -- come into the back room.
Apu: I have one word for you: power.
Lisa: Power! Mr. Burns wants to rule Springfield!
Apu: No. It's dark here in the back room, so flip the switch and give the lights power.
Lisa: Fine. Lights on.
Apu: Great. Anyway, now I have one word for you: power.
Lisa: Okay, like I just said, Mr. Burns wants to take control of Springfield.
Apu: No, that is NOT what I mean. The secret behind this casino is-
Apu: -AARGHH!
Lisa: Oh no! Someone shot Apu just as he was about to reveal the truth. This IS a conspiracy.
Snake: Actually, this is just a robbery. Did I interrupt something?
System Message: He did! Keep gambling until March 13th for the conclusion of this story.
System Message: Will it be exciting? You bet! Meanwhile... You, bet.
Task: Make Apu Bleed Out in the Gift Shop
Time: 24h
Location: Burns' Casino
