Burn's Casino ***WALKTHROUGH***
The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 1 Auto starts If the user is at or above Level 40: Quimby: With additional land now available along the side of town, it's time for us to make a decision. Quimby: ...
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Have a Vice Day Pt. 10
After the user logs in on March 13th
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Homer, you've been a fantastic entertainment coordinator.
Mr. Burns: The people you've hired are good enough to add that Las Vegas feeling, but crappy enough not to distract the gamblers.
Mr. Burns: As a reward, I'm giving you your own game to run.
Homer: Thank you, sir!
Homer: I was proud of hiring the clown.
Mr. Burns: Yes, he really amped up the crappy.
Task: Build Homer's House of Cards
Task: Make Homer Deal Cards
Time: 1h
Location: Homer's House of Cards
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Stacking the Deck
Homer starts
Homer: I finally get to run my own casino game!
Homer: Waitress! Bring me a free cocktail.
Lenny: Homer, the dealer is supposed to stay sober.
Homer: Yeah, but this place is supposed to be fun.
Homer: And there's nothing funner than a fat drunk trying to deal cards.
System Message: Story continues with the start of the next prize track!
Task: Play a Game of Cards
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 1
After the user logs in on March 17th
Auto starts
Mr. Burns: The casino district is a triumph.
Mr. Burns: Everywhere people are enjoying entertainment, spectacle, and games that aren't even that fun because they win so often.
Ned: I never guessed this town could get worse.
Ned: Of course, I always never-guess that and I'm always wrong.
Mr. Burns: Yes, my little Vice-ville has become a veritable Sin Suburb.
Mr. Burns: It's time to host an awards ceremony at my casino.
Mr. Burns: I will produce the awards, judge them, and present the awards... to me, for my civic kindness.
Mr. Burns: And maybe I'll give one to you, Smithers... “Best Assistant.”
Smithers: I don't really want it.
Mr. Burns: Good, because I'm giving it to me.
Task: Make Burns Host an Awards Ceremony at Casino
Time: 12h
Location: Burns' Casino
Task: Make Springfielders Attend
Time: 12h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 2
Bart starts
Bart: So, Lis, made any progress figuring out why Burns would create a money-losing casino?
Lisa: No. Apu was about to tell me when he got shot. The only word he managed to say was “power.”
Bart: They'll get the bullet out of his brain, right?
Homer: Oh yeah, he's getting great medical care. In India, where it's better and cheaper.
Homer: In the meantime, he can't write or speak. All he can say is “Thank you, come again.”
Marge: That's nice. Even without a brain, he'll always have a career at Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: For his sake, I won't rest until I've solved the mystery of Burns' casino.
Lisa: His sacrifice of getting shot by Jailbird in a gift shop hold-up will not be in vain.
Task: Make Lisa Hold a Candle-Light Vigil
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 3
Ned starts
Ned: All this gambling got me depressed, Marge. I barely had the energy to apply mustache pomade this morning.
Ned: Used to be the highlight of my day. Now, who cares if the 'stache droops?
Marge: Don't worry, Ned, I'm making great progress on starting Gamblers Anonymous.
Marge: I came up with a 10 step program – 12 seemed a little pretentious...
Marge: I'm knitting recovery chips.
Marge: All I need to do now is find a space where we can meet.
Marge: It's hard to find. This town is jammed with twelve step recovery programs.
Homer: Lotta messed up people here. Lotta.
Ned: Someone should start a Freemium Phone Game Anonymous.
Homer: That they definitely shouldn't.
Task: Make Marge Search for a Meeting Space
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 4
Marge starts
Marge: Lisa, where have you been all day?
Lisa: Down at city hall scouring old records.
Marge: Trying to solve the mystery behind Mr. Burns building a money-losing casino?
Lisa: Yeah. Although mostly I just like scouring old records.
Marge: Well, we're both trying to solve the same problem. You by intense detective work, me by baking “Gambler's Anonymous” cookies.
Bart: With you two on the job, I wouldn't want to be the people having a great time at the casino.
System Message: Get Plato's Republic Casino and see how Fat Tony reacts to Mr. Burns crowding in on his business!
Task: Make Skinner Gamble Without End
Task: Make Krusty Perform Until He Bleeds
Task: Make Willie Wear a Suit Made of Dollars
Time: 4h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 5
Milhouse starts
Milhouse: What happened to our electricity? My misting humidifier is pumping out nothing!
Lenny: The casino district is sucking up too much juice.
Carl: The bright lights, the air conditioning, those giant fans you pretend you're skydiving over...
Lenny: The nuclear plant can't handle the load.
Lisa: Electricity... Electrical power... Power!
Lisa: That's what Apu was trying to tell me. Don't you get it?
Carl: Nope.
Lenny: We'd listen to the explanation, but Princess Kashmir is starting another show.
Task: Make Adults Enjoy an Exotic Dance
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 6
Lisa starts
Lisa: It's so obvious. Mr. Burns created a casino district because it needs a giant amount of electricity.
Lisa: He doesn't care if he loses money on his casino. He'll make a fortune selling power from the nuclear plant.
Marge: So all this gambling and sin is just another way for him to get rich.
Lisa: It's diabolical!
Bart: How is it diabolical? He's making money giving people what they want.
Marge: He's exploiting their weaknesses.
Bart: Why do you get to decide what's right for them?
Homer: Bart! What did I tell you about disagreeing with your mother on high moral principles?
Bart: It makes her too mad to make your favorite gravy.
Homer: Discussion over.
Task: Make Marge Cook Gravy
Task: Make Bart Read Libertarian Websites
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 7
Mr. Burns starts
Smithers: Mr. Burns, your “Sin Suburb” is drawing power like crazy. The plant can't handle the load.
Mr. Burns: We'll have to run at double capacity. Where are my workers?
Smithers: They're gambling or working at your casino. Either way it pays double what the plant does.
Smithers: The only employee available is Homer Simpson.
Mr. Burns: Very well! The three of us will squeeze every erg out of this old lady.
Smithers: But sir, do you know anything about operating a nuclear reactor?
Mr. Burns: Pish, Smithers, I'm an old hand at the nuclear game. And I'm sure this Simpson fellow is a wizard.
Mr. Burns: Bring me my hardened hat, and let's begin!
Task: Make Homer do a Shift at the Plant
Time: 16h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Burns do a Shift at the Plant
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Smithers do a Shift at the Plant
Time: 16h
Location: Control Building
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 8
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Let's crank the plant up to full capacity, Simpson. This switch on or off?
Homer: Not sure.
Mr. Burns: Reactor rods up or down?
Homer: Definitely.
Mr. Burns: I'll go with my gut. It's just a nuclear reactor.
Smithers: Sir, you doubled the voltage! You blew out all the lights downtown.
Mr. Burns: Blast. We'll have to replace all the bulbs.
Mr. Burns: Here's ten dollars. Go buy a stepladder.
Task: Make Burns Almost Cause a Meltdown
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Homer Replace Bulbs
Time: 12h
Location: Homes
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 9
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Ugh. There must be some way to turn off these reactor alarms.
Mr. Burns: They're so much more annoying when they're alarming at *you.*
Mr. Burns: Well, it'll have to wait until after lunch.
Mr. Burns: That's odd. My lunch is missing. I put it right here in the fridge.
Mr. Burns: Where can it be?
Homer: I ‘unno.
Task: Make Homer Eat Burns' Lunch
Task: Make Burns Go Hungry
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 10
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers, look! I've figured out what this handle does.
Mr. Burns: Move it up and all the streetlights go on. Down, they go off.
Mr. Burns: On, off, on, off... Whee, I'm a nuclear technician!
Smithers: Sir, we have to get this plant under control. The city will revoke our license!
Mr. Burns: But I'm a nuclear technician. I'm supposed to goof off and look at my Bathing Beauties magazine.
Smithers: They certainly are lovely ladies. Of 1924.
Task: Make Burns Enjoy Bathing Beauties
Task: Make Homer Push Random Buttons
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Panic
Time: 12h
Location: Control Building
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 11
Comic Book Guy starts
Comic Book Guy: These power fluctuations have got to stop! The illumination in my lighted standup Aquaman is varying unbearably.
Skinner: The air conditioning in the school keeps going off. Sweaty children are not learning children.
Quimby: We shall shut down that awful casino to save our beloved schools.
Moe: No! Shut down the schools to save our beloved casino.
Marge: Don't worry, I'm almost ready to start Gamblers Anonymous.
Marge: I just have to design a logo. I was thinking “G.A.” written on a playing card.
Marge: But will that just look like an advertisement for the “G.A.” playing card company?
Moe: Oh for Pete's sake. I'm taking a sledgehammer to Springfield Elementary. Who's with me?
Task: Make Degenerates Go To War
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Characters: Homer, Krusty, Skinner
Task: Make Straight Arrows Go To War
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Characters: Marge, Ned, Willie
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 12
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: I hope you're happy, Smithers. I've hired all the plant employees back.
Mr. Burns: And it's costing me a fortune! I had to double their wages and pay overtime.
Smithers: It's worse than that, sir. They also insisted on a premium health plan.
Mr. Burns: I guess it's true what they say. The wages of sin is health.
Mr. Burns: Well, I can't keep losing money like this. I'm getting out of the casino business. Let's go home.
Mr. Burns: It won't be so bad. I found my issue of Bathing Beauties 1925.
Homer: Whew, I'm glad that's over. Actually having to do work at work was a nightmare.
Task: Make Homer Work a Plant Shift
Time: 16h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Burns Enjoy Bathing Beauties
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin: Epilogue
Marge starts
Marge: Great news, everyone. I'm finally ready to start Gamblers Anonymous!
Bart: The casino craze is over, Mom.
Lisa: Everyone is back to their normal task list.
Marge: But I knitted two million recovery chips!
Marge: Oh well. They'll probably make a nice sofa throw.
Task: Make Marge Knit a Sofa Throw
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
System Message: If you love the parched, barren look of the real Las Vegas, get ready for desert-themed scenery in an update coming soon!
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
After the user logs in on March 13th
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Homer, you've been a fantastic entertainment coordinator.
Mr. Burns: The people you've hired are good enough to add that Las Vegas feeling, but crappy enough not to distract the gamblers.
Mr. Burns: As a reward, I'm giving you your own game to run.
Homer: Thank you, sir!
Homer: I was proud of hiring the clown.
Mr. Burns: Yes, he really amped up the crappy.
Task: Build Homer's House of Cards
Task: Make Homer Deal Cards
Time: 1h
Location: Homer's House of Cards
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
Stacking the Deck
Homer starts
Homer: I finally get to run my own casino game!
Homer: Waitress! Bring me a free cocktail.
Lenny: Homer, the dealer is supposed to stay sober.
Homer: Yeah, but this place is supposed to be fun.
Homer: And there's nothing funner than a fat drunk trying to deal cards.
System Message: Story continues with the start of the next prize track!
Task: Play a Game of Cards
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 1
After the user logs in on March 17th
Auto starts
Mr. Burns: The casino district is a triumph.
Mr. Burns: Everywhere people are enjoying entertainment, spectacle, and games that aren't even that fun because they win so often.
Ned: I never guessed this town could get worse.
Ned: Of course, I always never-guess that and I'm always wrong.
Mr. Burns: Yes, my little Vice-ville has become a veritable Sin Suburb.
Mr. Burns: It's time to host an awards ceremony at my casino.
Mr. Burns: I will produce the awards, judge them, and present the awards... to me, for my civic kindness.
Mr. Burns: And maybe I'll give one to you, Smithers... “Best Assistant.”
Smithers: I don't really want it.
Mr. Burns: Good, because I'm giving it to me.
Task: Make Burns Host an Awards Ceremony at Casino
Time: 12h
Location: Burns' Casino
Task: Make Springfielders Attend
Time: 12h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 2
Bart starts
Bart: So, Lis, made any progress figuring out why Burns would create a money-losing casino?
Lisa: No. Apu was about to tell me when he got shot. The only word he managed to say was “power.”
Bart: They'll get the bullet out of his brain, right?
Homer: Oh yeah, he's getting great medical care. In India, where it's better and cheaper.
Homer: In the meantime, he can't write or speak. All he can say is “Thank you, come again.”
Marge: That's nice. Even without a brain, he'll always have a career at Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: For his sake, I won't rest until I've solved the mystery of Burns' casino.
Lisa: His sacrifice of getting shot by Jailbird in a gift shop hold-up will not be in vain.
Task: Make Lisa Hold a Candle-Light Vigil
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 3
Ned starts
Ned: All this gambling got me depressed, Marge. I barely had the energy to apply mustache pomade this morning.
Ned: Used to be the highlight of my day. Now, who cares if the 'stache droops?
Marge: Don't worry, Ned, I'm making great progress on starting Gamblers Anonymous.
Marge: I came up with a 10 step program – 12 seemed a little pretentious...
Marge: I'm knitting recovery chips.
Marge: All I need to do now is find a space where we can meet.
Marge: It's hard to find. This town is jammed with twelve step recovery programs.
Homer: Lotta messed up people here. Lotta.
Ned: Someone should start a Freemium Phone Game Anonymous.
Homer: That they definitely shouldn't.
Task: Make Marge Search for a Meeting Space
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 4
Marge starts
Marge: Lisa, where have you been all day?
Lisa: Down at city hall scouring old records.
Marge: Trying to solve the mystery behind Mr. Burns building a money-losing casino?
Lisa: Yeah. Although mostly I just like scouring old records.
Marge: Well, we're both trying to solve the same problem. You by intense detective work, me by baking “Gambler's Anonymous” cookies.
Bart: With you two on the job, I wouldn't want to be the people having a great time at the casino.
System Message: Get Plato's Republic Casino and see how Fat Tony reacts to Mr. Burns crowding in on his business!
Task: Make Skinner Gamble Without End
Task: Make Krusty Perform Until He Bleeds
Task: Make Willie Wear a Suit Made of Dollars
Time: 4h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 5
Milhouse starts
Milhouse: What happened to our electricity? My misting humidifier is pumping out nothing!
Lenny: The casino district is sucking up too much juice.
Carl: The bright lights, the air conditioning, those giant fans you pretend you're skydiving over...
Lenny: The nuclear plant can't handle the load.
Lisa: Electricity... Electrical power... Power!
Lisa: That's what Apu was trying to tell me. Don't you get it?
Carl: Nope.
Lenny: We'd listen to the explanation, but Princess Kashmir is starting another show.
Task: Make Adults Enjoy an Exotic Dance
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 6
Lisa starts
Lisa: It's so obvious. Mr. Burns created a casino district because it needs a giant amount of electricity.
Lisa: He doesn't care if he loses money on his casino. He'll make a fortune selling power from the nuclear plant.
Marge: So all this gambling and sin is just another way for him to get rich.
Lisa: It's diabolical!
Bart: How is it diabolical? He's making money giving people what they want.
Marge: He's exploiting their weaknesses.
Bart: Why do you get to decide what's right for them?
Homer: Bart! What did I tell you about disagreeing with your mother on high moral principles?
Bart: It makes her too mad to make your favorite gravy.
Homer: Discussion over.
Task: Make Marge Cook Gravy
Task: Make Bart Read Libertarian Websites
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 7
Mr. Burns starts
Smithers: Mr. Burns, your “Sin Suburb” is drawing power like crazy. The plant can't handle the load.
Mr. Burns: We'll have to run at double capacity. Where are my workers?
Smithers: They're gambling or working at your casino. Either way it pays double what the plant does.
Smithers: The only employee available is Homer Simpson.
Mr. Burns: Very well! The three of us will squeeze every erg out of this old lady.
Smithers: But sir, do you know anything about operating a nuclear reactor?
Mr. Burns: Pish, Smithers, I'm an old hand at the nuclear game. And I'm sure this Simpson fellow is a wizard.
Mr. Burns: Bring me my hardened hat, and let's begin!
Task: Make Homer do a Shift at the Plant
Time: 16h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Burns do a Shift at the Plant
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Smithers do a Shift at the Plant
Time: 16h
Location: Control Building
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 8
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Let's crank the plant up to full capacity, Simpson. This switch on or off?
Homer: Not sure.
Mr. Burns: Reactor rods up or down?
Homer: Definitely.
Mr. Burns: I'll go with my gut. It's just a nuclear reactor.
Smithers: Sir, you doubled the voltage! You blew out all the lights downtown.
Mr. Burns: Blast. We'll have to replace all the bulbs.
Mr. Burns: Here's ten dollars. Go buy a stepladder.
Task: Make Burns Almost Cause a Meltdown
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Homer Replace Bulbs
Time: 12h
Location: Homes
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 9
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Ugh. There must be some way to turn off these reactor alarms.
Mr. Burns: They're so much more annoying when they're alarming at *you.*
Mr. Burns: Well, it'll have to wait until after lunch.
Mr. Burns: That's odd. My lunch is missing. I put it right here in the fridge.
Mr. Burns: Where can it be?
Homer: I ‘unno.
Task: Make Homer Eat Burns' Lunch
Task: Make Burns Go Hungry
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 10
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers, look! I've figured out what this handle does.
Mr. Burns: Move it up and all the streetlights go on. Down, they go off.
Mr. Burns: On, off, on, off... Whee, I'm a nuclear technician!
Smithers: Sir, we have to get this plant under control. The city will revoke our license!
Mr. Burns: But I'm a nuclear technician. I'm supposed to goof off and look at my Bathing Beauties magazine.
Smithers: They certainly are lovely ladies. Of 1924.
Task: Make Burns Enjoy Bathing Beauties
Task: Make Homer Push Random Buttons
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Panic
Time: 12h
Location: Control Building
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 11
Comic Book Guy starts
Comic Book Guy: These power fluctuations have got to stop! The illumination in my lighted standup Aquaman is varying unbearably.
Skinner: The air conditioning in the school keeps going off. Sweaty children are not learning children.
Quimby: We shall shut down that awful casino to save our beloved schools.
Moe: No! Shut down the schools to save our beloved casino.
Marge: Don't worry, I'm almost ready to start Gamblers Anonymous.
Marge: I just have to design a logo. I was thinking “G.A.” written on a playing card.
Marge: But will that just look like an advertisement for the “G.A.” playing card company?
Moe: Oh for Pete's sake. I'm taking a sledgehammer to Springfield Elementary. Who's with me?
Task: Make Degenerates Go To War
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Characters: Homer, Krusty, Skinner
Task: Make Straight Arrows Go To War
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Characters: Marge, Ned, Willie
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin Pt. 12
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: I hope you're happy, Smithers. I've hired all the plant employees back.
Mr. Burns: And it's costing me a fortune! I had to double their wages and pay overtime.
Smithers: It's worse than that, sir. They also insisted on a premium health plan.
Mr. Burns: I guess it's true what they say. The wages of sin is health.
Mr. Burns: Well, I can't keep losing money like this. I'm getting out of the casino business. Let's go home.
Mr. Burns: It won't be so bad. I found my issue of Bathing Beauties 1925.
Homer: Whew, I'm glad that's over. Actually having to do work at work was a nightmare.
Task: Make Homer Work a Plant Shift
Time: 16h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Burns Enjoy Bathing Beauties
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Wages of Sin: Epilogue
Marge starts
Marge: Great news, everyone. I'm finally ready to start Gamblers Anonymous!
Bart: The casino craze is over, Mom.
Lisa: Everyone is back to their normal task list.
Marge: But I knitted two million recovery chips!
Marge: Oh well. They'll probably make a nice sofa throw.
Task: Make Marge Knit a Sofa Throw
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
System Message: If you love the parched, barren look of the real Las Vegas, get ready for desert-themed scenery in an update coming soon!
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP
