Burn's Casino ***WALKTHROUGH***

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Act 1

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Pai Gow Yee Haw

After completing The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 7
The Rich Texan starts

The Rich Texan: I love this place. Feels just like Texas.
The Rich Texan: The drinks are huge, the wins are huge…
The Rich Texan: And immigrants aren't welcome.
Apu: We're welcome, we're just not stupid enough to gamble.
The Rich Texan: Either way, the nativist oil man wins.

Task: Make Rich Texan Go Big or Go Home
Time: 4h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP


Welcome to Springfield

After buying Welcome to Springfield Sign
Auto starts

Homer: Finally, we have a "Welcome to Springfield" sign!
Lisa: All kinds of strangers are moving in because of the casino.
Homer: Tell 'em to get lost -- they're not welcome!


La Belle Frottage

After buying La Belle Frottage
Auto starts

Sea Captain: Now this is the kind of boat I like.
Sea Captain: I get to gamble with money instead of the lives of my crew.


Two Broke Gals Pt. 1

Ginger Flanders starts

Ginger Flanders: Back in Springfield. Doesn't look any better than the last time we were here.
Amber Simpson: But “Gold Diggers Monthly” named it the fastest growing place in America!
Ginger Flanders: No, they named it the *fattest* growing place.
Ginger Flanders: But since we're here, might as well check out the local bachelors.
Amber Simpson: I'll fire up Tinder.

Task: Make Ginger Look for Opportunities
Task: Make Amber Look for Opportunities
Time: 12h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House

Two Broke Gals Pt. 2

Amber Simpson starts

Amber Simpson: This town is no fun.
Amber Simpson: The guys will go out with you. They'll get drunk with you...
Amber Simpson: But they won't impulsively marry you.
Ginger Flanders: That's how it is with today's men. No class.
Ginger Flanders: Hey, we should look up those two fellas we know from Vegas.
Ginger Flanders: Like my mother always told me, "If you can't find a good one, at least find a dumb one."

Task: Make Ginger Look Up Ned
Time: 8h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Make Amber Look Up Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House

Two Broke Gals Pt. 3

Ned starts

Ned: Why Ginger, nice to see you again.
Ned: Let's see, last time we talked, you were headed to be a missionary in the Amazon rain forest.
Ginger Flanders: Yeah, stayed two years, married a Yanomami chieftain.
Ginger Flanders: But we drifted apart after he started wearing a wooden disk in his jaw.
Homer: How about you, Amber? Still got those stretch marks that look like Jesus?
Amber Simpson: I lost weight, so now they look like Pee Wee Herman.

Task: Make Ned Make Polite Conversation
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Requires: Ginger Flanders
Task: Make Homer Compare Stretch Marks
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Requires: Amber Simpson

Two Broke Gals Pt. 4

Ginger Flanders starts

Ginger Flanders: So, Ned, any interest in retying the knot?
Ginger Flanders: I still have my “frequent wedders” card at the Vegas chapel.
Ned: I'm flattered, but I'm just a boring old family man.
Ned: You need someone who can live up to your lust for adventure and cherry-flavored e-cigarettes.
Homer: Amber, I notice you didn't ask me to remarry you.
Homer: I'm sure it's because you know I would never leave Marge.
Amber Simpson: Riiiight... and in no way because you're morbidly obese and dangerously alcoholic.

Task: Make Ginger Meet Moe for a Drink
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Requires: Moe
Task: Make Amber Meet Skinner for Dinner
Time: 8h
Location: Skinner House or Krusty Burger
Requires: Skinner

Two Broke Gals Pt. 5

Ginger Flanders starts

Ginger Flanders: I finally found someone to marry me.
Ginger Flanders: And this time it wasn't because he was so drunk that the next morning he forgot he did it.
Grampa: I don't *need* to get drunk to forget what I did.
Grampa: So, I'm married to a Vegas floozy? Hot diggety!
Amber Simpson: And I married your friend Jasper. I've always had a thing for floor-length beards.
Jasper: Abe and I may not be much to look at, but we know how to treat a lady.
Grampa: Long as it happens before 5 PM bedtime.

Task: Make Ginger Party with Grampa
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle
Task: Make Amber Play with Jasper's Beard
Time: 12h
If the user doesn't have Jasper: Location: Springfield Retirement Castle
If the user has Jasper: Location: Community Center
Requires: Jasper


The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 1

Miss Springfield starts

Wiggum: Miss Springfield, we need your help.
Hostess Miss Springfield: Goodness, Chief Wiggum. Why?
Wiggum: We have reason to believe that the Mob is trying to muscle in on the gala and festival catering business.
Wiggum: We need someone to go undercover as the hostess of a series of gala events.
Wiggum: She will greet guests, introduce speakers, and ferret out the mob connections.
Wiggum: She must be smart, brave, and drop-dead gorgeous.
Wiggum: I'd send Officer Lou, but he no longer fits in a size four dress.
Lou: Just can't give up the donut holes.

Task: Make Hostess Miss Springfield Attend a Gala
Time: 8h
Location: Opera House or Gilded Truffle

The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 2

Miss Springfield starts

Wiggum: How's the undercover work going, Miss Springfield? Find out any Mob connections to gala catering?
Hostess Miss Springfield: Not yet. I'm scared. Is this dangerous?
Wiggum: It's extremely dangerous. The catering is delicious, and there's every chance of putting on weight.
Hostess Miss Springfield: Oh dear lord no!
Wiggum: Be brave. You're doing this for your fellow citizens.
Wiggum: Also, if you could sneak out a doggy bag from the buffet, me and the boys would sure appreciate it.

Task: Make Hostess Miss Springfield Attend a Gala
Time: 8h
Location: Opera House or Gilded Truffle

The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 3

Miss Springfield starts

Fat Tony: Miss Springfield... what a pleasure to encounter you at yet another festive evening.
Fat Tony: It's almost like you're the only attractive young hostess in town.
Hostess Miss Springfield: You're also always at these galas. Any catering-related reason?
Fat Tony: Not at all. I'm just lending my support to whatever charitable cause this event honors.
Legs: It's a rally to ban Italian immigration.
Fat Tony: Just shut up and get the crab appetizers moving!

Task: Make Hostess Miss Springfield Attend a Gala
Time: 8h
Location: Opera House or Gilded Truffle

The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 4

Miss Springfield starts

Wiggum: Great undercover work, Miss Springfield.
Wiggum: Thanks to you, we've established a clear connection between Fat Tony's gang and gala catering.
Hostess Miss Springfield: I'm scared. I think Fat Tony suspects me.
Wiggum: Stay calm. Lou and I will be right there with you at the next event.
Wiggum: So that we don't draw attention to ourselves, I will be disguised as an extremely fit personal trainer...
Wiggum: And Lou will pretend to be a visiting Pope.
Wiggum: We're going to put an end to the national disgrace of regional gala catering overcharges!
Hostess Miss Springfield: I sure hope so, because I'm really tired of hearing the word “gala.”

Task: Make Hostess Miss Springfield Attend a Gala
Time: 8h
Location: Opera House or Gilded Truffle

The Passed Apps and the Furious Pt. 5

Miss Springfield starts

Hostess Miss Springfield: Chief Wiggum! I found out how Fat Tony is making money off gala catering!
Hostess Miss Springfield: He's skimming off the top... the remoulade sauce off the crab cakes!
Fat Tony: So, our pretty hostess is a police informant. Grab her, boys.
Hostess Miss Springfield: Chief Wiggum, help!
Wiggum: Can't. I'll lose my place in the buffet line.
Fat Tony: Don't worry, Miss Springfield. We're making a fortune off gala catering.
Fat Tony: And we couldn't do that without a beautiful hostess to attract the crowds.
Hostess Miss Springfield: So I can live, but only if I keep hosting galas?
Hostess Miss Springfield: Tough choice.

Task: Make Hostess Miss Springfield Attend a Gala
Time: 8h
Location: Opera House or Gilded Truffle


Chippy

After buying Chippy
Chippy starts

Chippy: Come on, Mister Smithers. You gotta let me work in your casino.
Chippy: I’ve spent so many years trying to figure out what to do with my life.
Chippy: And then one day I looked in the mirror and it hit me like a bolt out of the blue.
Chippy: Maintain commercial HVAC systems.
Smithers: How about instead you walk around and advertise our casino?
Chippy: Geez, where’d that idea come from?
System Message: Check in with Chippy every day to get a free game token!

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Act 2

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Exotic Entertainment

After completing Have a Vice Day Pt. 5
Princess Kashmir starts

Homer: Your resume as an Exotic Dancer is very impressive, Miss Kashmir.
Princess Kashmir: I started as an ordinary dancer, then did Unusual Dance, Atypical Dance, and Not-Really-Dance Dance before going full Exotic.
Homer: And before then?
Princess Kashmir: I was in the Army.
Homer: Ooh, good, military experience.
Princess Kashmir: The Duffgirls Party Army.
Homer: Much better experience.

Task: Make Princess Kashmir Entertain Gamblers
Time: 4h
Location: Burns' Casino

Mr. Burns: Princess Kashmir, you're a vision of loveliness.
Mr. Burns: If I were a younger man I might try to slip off your silken bikini myself.
Princess Kashmir: Yeah, a lot of guys try that.
Princess Kashmir: So I had it surgically stitched to my hips.
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP


Hate the Playa

After completing Have a Vice Day Pt. 6
Krusty starts

Tuxedo Krusty: I’m living the high life!
Tuxedo Krusty: My show is the second worst rated entertainment at the casino.
Tuxedo Krusty: And to think my dad said I’d never amount to second worst.
Tuxedo Krusty: Time to try out my luck on the casino floor!

Task: Make Tuxedo Krusty Hit on Cocktail Waitresses
Time: 4h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP


Lisa's 11 Pt. 1

Bart starts

Casino Boss Bart: Welcome to my fabulous Treehouse Casino.
Marge: I'm not so sure about this, Bart.
Casino Boss Bart: Come on, Mom, I'm just doing what kids do everywhere.
Casino Boss Bart: Imitate their parent's terrible behavior.

Task: Make Casino Boss Bart Get Set for the High Life
Time: 8h
Location: Bart's Tree House

Lisa's 11 Pt. 2

Bart starts

Casino Boss Bart: Man, this is the life.
Casino Boss Bart: Walking the floor, charming high rollers, chatting with the waitresses...
Casino Boss Bart: Janey, looking lovely. Get my friend Milhouse another lemonade if you would.
Casino Boss Bart: He's dumping a ton of lunch money at the Crazy-8s table.

Task: Make Casino Boss Bart Manage Operations
Time: 12h
Location: Bart's Tree House

Lisa's 11 Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Lisa: Ugh, Bart's Treehouse Casino is driving me crazy.
Lisa: All night long, kids are making noise and playing music, right outside my bedroom window.
Lisa: If I hear Nelson yell “big wins” one more time I'll scream.
Lisa: Well, let Bart strut around like a big man.
Lisa: I'm going to bring together an all-star team of nerds and bring his casino down.
Lisa: Cue dramatic music.

Task: Make Lisa Scheme a Takedown
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Lisa's 11 Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Lisa: Okay, I've assembled a crack team of eleven nerds.
Lisa: Martin, Database, Cosine, Report Card, Beezee, Prune Juice, Hubert Wong...
Lisa: ...Database's Girlfriend, Renaissance Fair, Sliderule and Compaq.
Lisa: Now, let's come up with a plan to take Bart's Treehouse Casino down.
Martin: How about we cut down the tree?
Lisa: I love that tree.
Database: Let's throw in a stink bomb.
Lisa: This is supposed to be a parody of a clever heist movie. We need something clever.
Lisa: Now let's nerd the heck out of this!

Task: Make Casino Boss Bart Enjoy the High Life
Time: 8h
Location: Bart's Tree House
Task: Make Lisa Scheme
Task: Make Martin Scheme
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House

Lisa: Okay. Eleven brilliant nerds spent all day scheming to take down Bart's Treehouse Casino.
Lisa: We're going with a stink bomb.

Lisa's 11 Pt. 5

Bart starts

Casino Boss Bart: Lisa, I know you have a plan to destroy my Treehouse Casino.
Lisa: Who spilled the beans?
Casino Boss Bart: Martin. He's addicted to my Krusty Kidz Play Slot Machine.
Lisa: That boy's headed toward a lifetime of serious gambling problems.
Casino Boss Bart: Look, Lis, if the noise from my treehouse is bothering you in your room, all you had to do was tell me.
Casino Boss Bart: I'm a casino boss. My job is making problems go away.
Lisa: So you'll shut down the Treehouse Casino?
Casino Boss Bart: Hell no. We're switching bedrooms.

Task: Make Casino Boss Bart Manage Operations
Time: 12h
Location: Bart's Tree House

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Act 3

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The Sound of Silence Pt. 1

After completing The Wages of Sin Pt. 4
Fat Tony starts

Fat Tony: So, Mr. Burns is getting into the casino racket.
Fat Tony: He needs a reminder that we control the Dealers Union, the Bellboys Union, and the Buffet Pasta and Fixin's Bar Union.
Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips... take him a gentle message.
Legs: You ever worry that we're a stereotype of something that hasn't really existed for fifty years?
Fat Tony: I like to think of us as a slice of history frozen in amber.

Task: Make Johnny Tightlips Deliver a Threat
Time: 4h
Location: Burns' Casino

Johnny Tightlips: ...
Mr. Burns: So, a mobster. What do you want? Out with it!
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Mr. Burns: I like your style. Here's a coupon to our Mob-free Pasta Bar.
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

The Sound of Silence Pt. 2

Fat Tony starts

Fat Tony: How did Mr. Burns respond to my “incentivizing his collaboration?” Positively, I trust?
Johnny Tightlips: Nobody said nothin' to no one.
Fat Tony: *sigh*
Fat Tony: I have a bogus degree in Sanitation Engineering. Maybe I should just use it.

Task: Make Johnny Tightlips Remain Silent
Time: 12h
Location: PlatosRepublicCasino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

Peacock Lounge

After buying Peacock Lounge
Auto starts

Ralph: This must be a lounge for peacocks.
Wiggum: Hee hee, little kids think such silly things.
Homer: Out of my way! I'm going in to eat peacocks!

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Platinum Scratch-Rs

This scratch-r are special: if you get a bomb you win 100 donuts, if you get 2 bombs you get 115 donuts, if you get 3 clubs you get 125 donuts, if you get 3 mallets you get 200 donuts, if you get 3 knives you get 300 donuts and if you get 3 axes you get 1000 donuts!

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Platinum Scratch-R Pt. 1

After logging in on March 1st
Apu starts

Apu: People are winning so much at the casino that no one wants to waste their money on my lottery tickets.
Apu: Preying on human gullibility is the only way I stay in business.
Apu: Or wait... what if I tried to provide a great customer experience?
Apu: No more gouging. To say "Thank you, come again" and *mean* it.
Apu: Eh, maybe I'll try and lure those idiots back with a fancier Scratch-R.
System Message: As a valued player, you get access to an all new, limited time offer of the Platinum Scratch-R!


Platinum Scratch-R Pt. 2

After logging in on March 24th
Auto starts

Homer: Apu! I heard I could get a great deal on a randomized donut reward.
Apu: Sorry, our Platinum Scratch-R promotion has expired until further notice.
Homer: You gotta hook me up! I'm desperate!
Apu: A desperate customer who needs something at the last minute...
Apu: And so let the gouging begin.
System Message: Your sad pleas have moved us. You get access to a second shot at the all new, limited time Platinum Scratch-R.