Confession Time: I've Done Some Very Bad Things

Slinky42 wrote:
There's a woman in my town who wants to do nice wholesome things like milk a cow or host a children's show. What do I do to her instead?
Burn the witch at the stake!!!! (Currently she burns in front of the courthouse.)

I've done this and more. I've repeatedly engaged the services of a practitioner of the the dark arts, just to pick a crop faster, and quite often have used certain "professionals" to eliminate problems and collect "voluntary contributions". And I shudder to think what a certain child's dental bills are like. :shock:

On the plus side I've recently engaged in a massive recycling program and began construction of a public transit system so that should count for something, right. :mrgreen:

If others can make a clean * of it then I can too...

I've made a barbarian chase a little boy with an axe.

I've forced a teenage girl to wear a sexy devil costume.

I've sacraficed a woman to an ancient Mayan god.

I've forced an old man to try and seduce people into an orgy wearing nothing but a masque.

And my worst shame....

Oh I can't bear to make it public...

I've watched a grown man abuse a reindeer in front of a prison for two years.

* Apparently I'm not allowed to say "brie rest".

I've had 2 mafia guys, Legs and Louie, interrogate a squealer by repeatedly dunking his head in water.

During the Stonecutters Event, I've had Homer chained to a huge boulder for 10 hours, convincing him it's the "Stone of Triumph."

LPNintendoITA wrote:
sure 7 years. it come out in 2012

I think he means in-game years, in game years are a thing right? its kinda hard given the fact that we have no night time.

I rounded up to the nearest seven. :mrgreen:

I've exposed my balls in every town I've visited. That's really no way for a lady to act.

I have repeatedly abused animals; whacked snakes, squished cute little bunnies, smacked down opossums, not to mention killing aliens, and cutting down mutant plants.... I am a bad, bad girl.

I've stripped a man of his clothes in the middle of a snowstorm and chained him to a rock.

(Great thread, Barry!)