Dog Days: New Dogs on the Block Walkthrough
Danger in Numbers
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Lou: Chief the new arrest numbers are in. And they don't make us look good.
Wiggum: When have we ever looked good?
Eddie: Mayor Quimby is furious. He wants heads to roll.
Wiggum: My head would roll nice – big and rubbery and round.
Eddie: He's demanding a double-digit arrest rate.
Wiggum: 0.0 is double-digit.
Lou: How does the Mayor expect our three-man police force to cover the whole town?
Emily Winthrop: Excuse me, but it sounds like you could use more officers.
Wiggum: We can't afford more donut eaters, ma'am.
Emily Winthrop: The officers I have in mind would work for scraps.
Wiggum: I like scraps too.
Emily Winthrop: Allow me to recommend a platoon of highly-trained police canines capable of taking down criminals for you.
Lou: That would be handy.
Eddie: Chief, you wouldn't have to get out of the squad car.
Wiggum: I got two words for you: Woof-Woof! Which in dog means: sign me up!
Task: Make Homer Take Santa's Little Helper to Police Tryouts
Time: 6s
Location: Police Station
Task: Make Wiggum Have a Maple Bar
Time: 6s
Location: Police Station
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Have a Bad Feeling About This
Time: 6s
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Stock Up on Dog Treats
Time: 6s
Location: Police Station
Laddie: *bark*
Rosa Barks: *bark* *bark*
Wiggum: Wait. I thought we were getting talking dogs so I could hear these barkers say, "Gee, you're looking handsome, Chief."
Professor Frink: With my new fangle-ized canine trans-mutilator, all bow-wows become the language of your choice…
Professor Frink: …but just for Sky Finger.
Wiggum: That Finger gets everything.
Professor Frink: Give it a try, Sky Finger.
Rosa Barks: *bark* *bark* We're working for the police now?
Laddie: *bark* *arf* These bozos are barely police. We'll be running this place in no time.
Rosa Barks: *bark* *ruff* I call the rug in the big, dumb one's office.
Wiggum: And bark-ruff to you. I'm sure if I understood it, I'd love it.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Dogs on the Block Pt. 1
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Emily Winthrop: I should introduce myself — Emily Winthrop, of Emily Winthrop's Canine College.
Wiggum: I never went to college, doggie or other.
Emily Winthrop: I'll be handling all the training for your new canine police force. This is my best dog, Laddie.
Laddie: *bark* *woof* This guy reeks of weakness.
Wiggum: His barks are just so cute!
Task: Collect Dog Bones
Task: Make Wiggum Wonder What Laddie Said
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Order Dog Uniforms
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Install Dog Seatbelts in the Cruiser
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Bart: Dad, how'd the police dog tryouts go?
Homer: That dog is so stupid.
Bart: That's Santa's Little Helper you're talking about!
Homer: Not him. The Chief of Police dog, Laddie. He gave Santa's Little Helper a 10.
Bart: 10 out of 10?! That's pretty great!
Homer: Ten out of a thousand!
Santa's Little Helper: *whimper*
Bart: Hold up. My old dog, Laddie, is there?
Homer: Yeah, acting like he runs the place, just because he's running the place now.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Dogs on the Block Pt. 2
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Emily Winthrop: We've finished selecting the new police dogs. If anyone needs me, I'll be busy training them at Emily Winthrop's Canine College.
Eddie: Yes, we know who you are and we know whose college it is.
Emily Winthrop: Who me, Emily Winthrop at Emily Winthrop's Canine College?
Eddie: Oh, brother. Chief, do we have to deal with this lady?
Wiggum: At least you don't have to give up your office chair to a dog.
Laddie: *bark* I'm gonna need this seat Febreze'd. It smells like failure.
Task: Collect Dog Bones
Task: Make Wiggum Hand Over His Chair to Laddie
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
If the user has Emily Winthrop: Task: Make Emily Winthrop Train More Police Dogs
Time: 4h
Location: Emily Winthrop's Canine College
Task: Make Homer Train Santa's Little Helper Himself
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Emily Winthrop: Sit down! *cracks whip* Roll over! *cracks whip*
Wiggum: Wow, you're really harsh on these dogs.
Emily Winthrop: I was talking to you!
Wiggum: Oh, sorry. What'd you want me to do again?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Dogs on the Block Pt. 3
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Wiggum: Alright, Rosa Barks, since this is your first ride-along, watch how the pros do it.
Rosa Barks: *bark* *ruff* Where are these "pros"?
Wiggum: I'll assume you were just admiring me.
Lou: Rosa, we're gonna take a stroll down Main Street so keep your eyes open for perps.
Rosa Barks: *bark* *bark* I see a perp!
Lou: Good eyes, Rosa! Let's sic 'em!
Task: Collect Dog Bones
Task: Make Wiggum Chase the Perp
Time: 4h
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Cut Off the Perp Around the Corner
Time: 4h
Rosa Barks: *growls* Grrrr…. Grrrr…. *bites the perp*
Lou: Wow, that was the fastest perp takedown I've ever seen!
Rosa Barks: *bark* *bark* All in a dog day's work.
Lou: Did you see that, Chief? Chief?
Wiggum: Gimme a break, Lou! I'm still unbuckling my seat belt.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Dogs on the Block Pt. 4
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Emily Winthrop: Chief Wiggum, have you met McGriff, our new detective?
McGriff the Crime Dog: I'll be handling the tough cases from now on.
Wiggum: You can talk?
McGriff the Crime Dog: Yes, I'm a freak. But I can also translate for the other dogs.
Laddie: *bark* *bark* Tell that beef bag to stay out of his office which is MY office now! *bark*
Wiggum: What'd Laddie say?
McGriff the Crime Dog: Uh… Laddie just said "respect".
Wiggum: I respect you too, Laddie.
McGriff the Crime Dog: Also, YOUR office is now in the basement.
Wiggum: Come again?
Task: Collect Dog Bones
Task: Make Wiggum Head to the Basement
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Put a Dog Bed in Wiggum's Office
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Add Snausage Water to the Office
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Emily Winthrop: Task: Make Emily Winthrop Test Out a New Whip
Time: 4h
Location: Emily Winthrop's Canine College
If the user has McGriff the Crime Dog: Task: MakeMcGriff the Crime Dog Solve Cold Cases
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Wiggum: What case are you working on, McGriff? That double murder behind the Krusty Burger? The serial kidnapper?
Lou: Sad that we've never really solved anything in our careers…just sad.
McGriff the Crime Dog: I'm working on the oldest cold case on the books. Trying to crack, once and for all, who is a good boy.
Wiggum: I think you're a good boy. Who's-a-good-boy-YOU'RE-a-good-boy-yes-you-are!
McGriff the Crime Dog: Ugh. No more cold cases.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Dogs on the Block Pt. 5
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Kent Brockman TV: With the latest arrest numbers, the Springfield Police have had a dramatic turnaround.
Marge: It's incredible how quickly Chief Wiggum has improved our city.
Luann: I've heard it's actually the new police dogs who are to thank. Apparently, Laddie is completely running things now.
Wiggum: All wild rumors, ladies. I'm still the Chief in charge.
Luann: But you're working out of the basement.
Wiggum: The basement is where all the action is...and the water heater.
Marge: How did you get into my house?
Wiggum: A cop's job is to sniff out trouble. That includes troubled pork chops.
Wiggum: I'm gonna need to take yours in for evidence.
Task: Collect Dog Bones
Task: Make Wiggum Take Pork Chops as Evidence
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Marge: Make Marge Hand Over Pork Chop Evidence
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Tell EVERYONE What Happened
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Wiggum: Alright, everybody here needs to know I'm still the Chief of Police. I'm running things! NOT some dumb dog!
Lou: Chief, nobody can hear you down in the basement.
Wiggum: I'm assuming the rats crawling everywhere will spread the word.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Lou: Chief the new arrest numbers are in. And they don't make us look good.
Wiggum: When have we ever looked good?
Eddie: Mayor Quimby is furious. He wants heads to roll.
Wiggum: My head would roll nice – big and rubbery and round.
Eddie: He's demanding a double-digit arrest rate.
Wiggum: 0.0 is double-digit.
Lou: How does the Mayor expect our three-man police force to cover the whole town?
Emily Winthrop: Excuse me, but it sounds like you could use more officers.
Wiggum: We can't afford more donut eaters, ma'am.
Emily Winthrop: The officers I have in mind would work for scraps.
Wiggum: I like scraps too.
Emily Winthrop: Allow me to recommend a platoon of highly-trained police canines capable of taking down criminals for you.
Lou: That would be handy.
Eddie: Chief, you wouldn't have to get out of the squad car.
Wiggum: I got two words for you: Woof-Woof! Which in dog means: sign me up!
Task: Make Homer Take Santa's Little Helper to Police Tryouts
Time: 6s
Location: Police Station
Task: Make Wiggum Have a Maple Bar
Time: 6s
Location: Police Station
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Have a Bad Feeling About This
Time: 6s
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Stock Up on Dog Treats
Time: 6s
Location: Police Station
Laddie: *bark*
Rosa Barks: *bark* *bark*
Wiggum: Wait. I thought we were getting talking dogs so I could hear these barkers say, "Gee, you're looking handsome, Chief."
Professor Frink: With my new fangle-ized canine trans-mutilator, all bow-wows become the language of your choice…
Professor Frink: …but just for Sky Finger.
Wiggum: That Finger gets everything.
Professor Frink: Give it a try, Sky Finger.
Rosa Barks: *bark* *bark* We're working for the police now?
Laddie: *bark* *arf* These bozos are barely police. We'll be running this place in no time.
Rosa Barks: *bark* *ruff* I call the rug in the big, dumb one's office.
Wiggum: And bark-ruff to you. I'm sure if I understood it, I'd love it.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Dogs on the Block Pt. 1
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Emily Winthrop: I should introduce myself — Emily Winthrop, of Emily Winthrop's Canine College.
Wiggum: I never went to college, doggie or other.
Emily Winthrop: I'll be handling all the training for your new canine police force. This is my best dog, Laddie.
Laddie: *bark* *woof* This guy reeks of weakness.
Wiggum: His barks are just so cute!
Task: Collect Dog Bones
Task: Make Wiggum Wonder What Laddie Said
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Order Dog Uniforms
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Install Dog Seatbelts in the Cruiser
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Bart: Dad, how'd the police dog tryouts go?
Homer: That dog is so stupid.
Bart: That's Santa's Little Helper you're talking about!
Homer: Not him. The Chief of Police dog, Laddie. He gave Santa's Little Helper a 10.
Bart: 10 out of 10?! That's pretty great!
Homer: Ten out of a thousand!
Santa's Little Helper: *whimper*
Bart: Hold up. My old dog, Laddie, is there?
Homer: Yeah, acting like he runs the place, just because he's running the place now.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Dogs on the Block Pt. 2
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Emily Winthrop: We've finished selecting the new police dogs. If anyone needs me, I'll be busy training them at Emily Winthrop's Canine College.
Eddie: Yes, we know who you are and we know whose college it is.
Emily Winthrop: Who me, Emily Winthrop at Emily Winthrop's Canine College?
Eddie: Oh, brother. Chief, do we have to deal with this lady?
Wiggum: At least you don't have to give up your office chair to a dog.
Laddie: *bark* I'm gonna need this seat Febreze'd. It smells like failure.
Task: Collect Dog Bones
Task: Make Wiggum Hand Over His Chair to Laddie
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
If the user has Emily Winthrop: Task: Make Emily Winthrop Train More Police Dogs
Time: 4h
Location: Emily Winthrop's Canine College
Task: Make Homer Train Santa's Little Helper Himself
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Emily Winthrop: Sit down! *cracks whip* Roll over! *cracks whip*
Wiggum: Wow, you're really harsh on these dogs.
Emily Winthrop: I was talking to you!
Wiggum: Oh, sorry. What'd you want me to do again?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Dogs on the Block Pt. 3
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Wiggum: Alright, Rosa Barks, since this is your first ride-along, watch how the pros do it.
Rosa Barks: *bark* *ruff* Where are these "pros"?
Wiggum: I'll assume you were just admiring me.
Lou: Rosa, we're gonna take a stroll down Main Street so keep your eyes open for perps.
Rosa Barks: *bark* *bark* I see a perp!
Lou: Good eyes, Rosa! Let's sic 'em!
Task: Collect Dog Bones
Task: Make Wiggum Chase the Perp
Time: 4h
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Cut Off the Perp Around the Corner
Time: 4h
Rosa Barks: *growls* Grrrr…. Grrrr…. *bites the perp*
Lou: Wow, that was the fastest perp takedown I've ever seen!
Rosa Barks: *bark* *bark* All in a dog day's work.
Lou: Did you see that, Chief? Chief?
Wiggum: Gimme a break, Lou! I'm still unbuckling my seat belt.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Dogs on the Block Pt. 4
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Emily Winthrop: Chief Wiggum, have you met McGriff, our new detective?
McGriff the Crime Dog: I'll be handling the tough cases from now on.
Wiggum: You can talk?
McGriff the Crime Dog: Yes, I'm a freak. But I can also translate for the other dogs.
Laddie: *bark* *bark* Tell that beef bag to stay out of his office which is MY office now! *bark*
Wiggum: What'd Laddie say?
McGriff the Crime Dog: Uh… Laddie just said "respect".
Wiggum: I respect you too, Laddie.
McGriff the Crime Dog: Also, YOUR office is now in the basement.
Wiggum: Come again?
Task: Collect Dog Bones
Task: Make Wiggum Head to the Basement
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Put a Dog Bed in Wiggum's Office
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Add Snausage Water to the Office
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Emily Winthrop: Task: Make Emily Winthrop Test Out a New Whip
Time: 4h
Location: Emily Winthrop's Canine College
If the user has McGriff the Crime Dog: Task: MakeMcGriff the Crime Dog Solve Cold Cases
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Wiggum: What case are you working on, McGriff? That double murder behind the Krusty Burger? The serial kidnapper?
Lou: Sad that we've never really solved anything in our careers…just sad.
McGriff the Crime Dog: I'm working on the oldest cold case on the books. Trying to crack, once and for all, who is a good boy.
Wiggum: I think you're a good boy. Who's-a-good-boy-YOU'RE-a-good-boy-yes-you-are!
McGriff the Crime Dog: Ugh. No more cold cases.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Dogs on the Block Pt. 5
Auto starts
Kent Brockman TV: With the latest arrest numbers, the Springfield Police have had a dramatic turnaround.
Marge: It's incredible how quickly Chief Wiggum has improved our city.
Luann: I've heard it's actually the new police dogs who are to thank. Apparently, Laddie is completely running things now.
Wiggum: All wild rumors, ladies. I'm still the Chief in charge.
Luann: But you're working out of the basement.
Wiggum: The basement is where all the action is...and the water heater.
Marge: How did you get into my house?
Wiggum: A cop's job is to sniff out trouble. That includes troubled pork chops.
Wiggum: I'm gonna need to take yours in for evidence.
Task: Collect Dog Bones
Task: Make Wiggum Take Pork Chops as Evidence
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Marge: Make Marge Hand Over Pork Chop Evidence
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Tell EVERYONE What Happened
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Wiggum: Alright, everybody here needs to know I'm still the Chief of Police. I'm running things! NOT some dumb dog!
Lou: Chief, nobody can hear you down in the basement.
Wiggum: I'm assuming the rats crawling everywhere will spread the word.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
