Terwilligers Event ***WALKTHROUGH***

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PREMIUM WALKTHROUGH

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Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 1
Gino Underdunk Terwilliger starts

Gino: DIE BUNNY! KILL KOALA!
Bart: Three generations of Terwilliger, but they all belong to Generation Kill.
Lisa: Gino is only two years old. He could grow up to be someone wonderful...
Bart: Like a biologist who creates a real unicorn.
Lisa: A real unicorn. Boy would that be awesome.
Bart: You'll see. This kid's gonna be a killer just like his father.
Lisa: No, you'll see he's just as cute and innocent as Maggie.
Bart: I think you're giving Maggie too much credit.

Task: Make Lisa Observe Gino
Task: Make Gino Torture Stuffed Animals
Time: 24h
Location: Brown House

Bart: So how did “Adventures in Baby-Stalking” turn out?
Lisa: This kid is going to be a lot of trouble.

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 2
Gino Underdunk Terwilliger starts

Bart: Lis, I'm telling ya, Gino was born evil. What do you expect with a dad like Sideshow Bob?
Lisa: Genes don't explain everything. Otherwise how come I'm smart and you're... differently gifted?
Lisa: If Gino's bad, it's because he's been raised in a bad environment.
Bart: You mean, in Italy?
Lisa: No, with a criminal father. But I bet with proper love from a wise caregiver, or sister-like figure, he'll turn out great.
Bart: Sorry, he's born bad.
Lisa: No he isn't! He's made bad.

Task: Make Bart Argue For Nature
Task: Make Lisa Argue For Nurture
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson Home

Bart: Nature!
Lisa: Nurture!
Bart: Nature!
Lisa: Nurture!
Homer: Kids! What did I tell you about debating the fundamental origin of the human condition?
Bart And Lisa: Do it outside.

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 3
Gino Underdunk Terwilliger starts

Lisa: I'll show you Bart. I'm going to teach Gino to be a good, sweet kid.
Lisa: I'm going to use modern educational methods, and something even more powerful:
Lisa: Artsy-crafty play toys designed in Vermont for liberal urban moms!

Task: Make Lisa Research Behavioral Science
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Gino Play with Handmade Toys
Time: 1h

Lisa: Wow, these “Cassandra and Don” handcrafted wooden toys are amazing.
Lisa: I don't know if they help Gino learn anything, but they sure make me feel superior to parents who buy stuff at “ToysBWe”.

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 4
Gino Underdunk Terwilliger starts

Lisa: Bart, you need to see this! I've made great strides reconditioning Gino.
Gino: HUG BUNNY! PLAY COOPERATIVELY!
Bart: Not bad. But I want to see more proof. We need to take this operation live.
Lisa: What does that mean?
Bart: I want to see him play with a live kitten.
Lisa: *GULP* Gee Bart I dunno...
Bart: Purr up or shut up.

Task: Make Gino Play with a Kitten
Time: 2h
Location: Brown House

Gino: PET KITTY! LOVE KITTY!
Lisa: Convinced, Bart? Two hours of play, and Gino hasn't hurt the kitten one bit.
Bart: They both threw up hairballs. But maybe you're right, Lisa. Maybe you're right...

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 5
Gino Underdunk Terwilliger starts

Lisa: Gino, what have you done to all my Malibu Stacy dolls?!
Lisa: Arms ripped off, hair hacked away, pantsuits de-pantsed...
Bart: You were right, Lisa. It is “nurture”.
Bart: I let Gino play with me for a few hours, and he learned to be a totally destructive, totally awesome kid.
Lisa: So this is your fault, Bart Simpson! I declare Vendetta!

Task: Make Lisa Get Angry
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Gino Declare Vendetta
Time: 4h

Lisa: Well, this is depressing.
Lisa: I've learned that even if it is nurture, it might as well be nature.
Lisa: Because everyone this kid spends time with, including me, is a terrible example!

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La Dolce Morte Pt. 1
Francesca Terwilliger starts

Marge: I tell you Maggie, the hardest thing about grocery shopping is judging the produce.
Marge: Pardon me, ma'am, can I ask your opinion? Are these “vine-ripened tomatoes” ripe enough? Or are they too ripe?
Francesca: You dare to ask me, Francesca Terwilliger, about the status of tomatoes?!
Francesca: After your son has tormented my poor Sideshow of a husband for all these years?!
Francesca: I shall choke you on your own plastic produce bag!

Task: Make Francesca Try to Choke Marge with a Plastic Bag
Task: Make Marge Fend Francesca Off with a Bunch of Carrots
Time: 6h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

La Dolce Morte Pt. 2
Francesca Terwilliger starts

Francesca: Marge, please forgive. I am so fiery and impetuous.
Francesca: It's not my fault I behave like a stereotype from a 1960s Fellini movie.
Francesca: Let us be friends and I will teach you to make a tomato sauce that will send your family into raptures.
Marge: Um, no offense, but I don't really need a friend.
Francesca: Come on, Marge. I've watched the show. In 26 years the only buddy you've had was that “Selma and Louise” chick.
Marge: Fine. Let's cook.

Task: Make Francesca Teach Marge Italian Cooking
Task: Make Marge Learn Italian Cooking
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson Home

Homer: Pretty good dinner, Marge.
Francesca: That is all you can say?! This food would make a saint cry! Kiss your wife's feet and beg forgiveness!
Homer: I would but I can't bend below the eyebrows.

La Dolce Morte Pt. 3
Francesca Terwilliger starts

Helen Lovejoy: Okay, let's get this bake sale organized. My cookies front and center, Marge's cake holding the left flank…
Helen Lovejoy: And Francesca's bone-dry biscotti way in the rear.
Francesca: You dried-up Protestant hag! You know nothing of the ways of Italian baking. I cast the evil eye at you!

Task: Make Francesca Pronounce a Vengeful Curse
Time: 12h
Location: Italian Villa

Helen Lovejoy: No one casts the evil eye at me. I put the baleful eye of the Presbylutheran on you.
Marge: Ladies, please, let's not descend into sectarian glaring.
Helen Lovejoy: This is your fault, Marge. You invited Francesca. You're out of the bake sale!
Francesca: You don't need them, Marge. You've got me, a volatile, murderous Italian friend.

La Dolce Morte Pt. 4
Francesca Terwilliger starts

Wiggum: Can't park there, ladies. Move it along.
Francesca: Ooh, are you some kind of G.I.? Stereotypical Italian women love G.I.s.
Francesca: Give me some nylons, marry me, and take me away to your “Hoboken, New Jersey”.
Wiggum: Gee, I'd sure like to, but my wife Sarah hates the East coast.
Francesca: You are cheating on me with another woman?! I'll carve your fat butt into bacon!
Marge: Francesca, no! Not with my steak knives.

Task: Make Francesca Juggle Knives
Time: 1h
Task: Make Marge Fret
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson Home

Wiggum: Marge! Call off Francesca. Or at least call for help. A cop would be good.
Marge: Francesca, you mustn't hurt Chief Wiggum. He's the master of ceremonies at church Bingo night...
Francesca: Very well. But I am filled with emotion. You must listen to me rant in Italian and gesticulate for three hours.
Marge: This is why I don't have friends, Lisa.

La Dolce Morte Pt. 5
Francesca Terwilliger starts

Marge: Francesca, you know we're best friends, suddenly.
Francesca: More than friends -- sisters. One beautiful and fascinating, the other good at housework.
Marge: So true. And I think that's why Homer has fallen in love with you.
Francesca: What, the fat baldy has a thing for me?
Marge: Oh yes. And because we're such friends, I'm going to step aside and let you have him.
Francesca: Look, I really prefer men with hair. Giant amounts of crazy hair.
Marge: I'm sorry, but as long as you keep spending time with me, Homer will keep coming after you.
Francesca: Then for the sake of our friendship, our friendship is at an end!
Francesca: I don't know how I'll ever forget you, Marge.
Francesca: Oh wait, I do. I'll go shopping.

Task: Make Francesca Go Shopping
Time: 6h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Homer: Whatever happened to that Francesca chick?
Marge: I got rid of her by telling the biggest lie of my life.
Homer: *GASP* That it's wrong to put beer on cereal? For shame, Marge.

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Sea Students Pt.1
Sideshow Bob starts

Captain Bob: You ever notice how tiring constant failed murder attempts are?
Captain Bob: A little yachting is the perfect way to get away from all the madness.
Captain Bob: Which should give me ample time to concoct some new madness.

Task: Make Captain Bob Go Yachting
Time: 24h
Location: Squidport Entrance

Sea Students Pt.2
Sideshow Bob starts

Captain Bob: There's nothing quite like owning a boat.
Captain Bob: The crisp sea air, the fresh breeze, the sound of grinding gears in the bilge pump.
Captain Bob: Grinding gears in the bilge pump?!

Task: Make Captain Bob Repair the Bilge Pump
Time: 1h
Location: Squidport Entrance

Sea Students Pt.3
Sideshow Bob starts

Captain Bob: Is there no end to the repairs on this boat?!
Captain Bob: Bilge pump, mainsail halyard, steaming light, bilge pump again!
Sea Captain: Yar, the sea is your mistress, and like most mistresses she's demanding and expensive.
Captain Bob: How am I supposed to pay for all this? Piracy around the Horn of Africa?
Sea Captain: Well, you could charrrter your boat to the local school for field trips.
Captain Bob: That's perfect! I could teach children the ways of the sea.
Captain Bob: I love educating children, when I'm not trying to kill them.

Task: Make Captain Bob Charter His Boat to Springfield Elementary
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Sea Students Pt.4
Sideshow Bob starts

Captain Bob: Welcome aboard the SS Underdunk, young lads and lasses.
Captain Bob: Are you ready to have your lives enriched, for the mere sum of $249 a head?
Bart: This is supposed to be a cruise. So can the gabbing and make with the duty free shopping and casinos.
Captain Bob: Now Bart, you are here to learn the bold, manly ways of the sea.
Captain Bob: So let's start with a performance of one of my favorite light operettas!

Task: Make Captain Bob Sing the Score to HMS Pinafore
Time: 12h
Location: Squidport Entrance

Sea Students Pt.5
Sideshow Bob starts

Captain Bob: These Springfield children are unteachable.
Captain Bob: How dare they scoff at the witty wordplay and century-old references of Gilbert and Sullivan?!
Captain Bob: This is war, and I'm not afraid to take up the weapons of my enemy.
Captain Bob: Prepare to be the ones who smelt it, children of Springfield!
Captain Bob: For I shall be he who dealt it!

Task: Make Captain Bob Stink Bomb the School
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Sea Students Pt.6
Sideshow Bob starts

Bart: Bob's trying to stink bomb the school?
Bart: I am rubber and you are glue. Your stinkbombs bounce off me and stick to you.
Captain Bob: Augh! *cough* *cough*
Captain Bob: *cough* That rhyme actually works? Like some kind of magic?
Bart: It's an unfathomable mystery of the sea.

Task: Make Captain Bob Accidentally Stink Bomb Himself
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

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The Other Other White Meat Pt. 1

Auto starts

Lisa: You know, I feel sorry for Bob's vegetable clones. They never asked to be created and now they're being exploited to the point of extinction.
Homer: I never asked to have to eat everything I see, but there you have it.
Frink: FrinkCo, in association with the Monsarno Corporation, has developed a habitat where the clones will be safe.
Frink: I supplied the idea, Monsarno supplied the funding.
Cecil: And we'll be keeping the profits.
Frink: Talk about exploitation!

Task: Build The Rad-ish Station
Task: Wait for Lisa to finish Raise Mutant Awareness
Time: 6h
Location: Homes

Frink: Pretty radical-ish, isn't it?
Frink: Once again, science has produced a convoluted and dangerous solution to a complicated and perilous problem it created.
Frink: Gotta love science.

The Other Other White Meat Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Frink: The Rad-ish Station is operational! Now, you merely need to herd the mutant vegetables on board.
Lisa: They seem kind of reluctant.
Frink: We'll have to tempt them with these bowls of sour cream dip, which no raw vegetable can resist.
Lisa: Promise me one thing: this isn't some sneaky plan to sell them all to Krusty Burger.
Frink: Perish the thought.
Frink: Or should I say “Rad-ish the thought”?! Nnn-ha! Nnn-ha! No, I shouldn't.

Task: Make Springfielders Herd Mutant Vegetables
Time: 2h
Location: Rad-ish Station

Bart: Where's Homer?
Lisa: On the Rad-ish Station, drinking bowls of sour cream dip.

The Other Other White Meat Pt. 3

Homer starts

Frink: The mutant vegetable clones are loving the Rad-ish Station, just as the simulation predicted.
Lisa: What simulation is that?
Frink: A freemium game I play on my phone where a bunch of mutant clones were introduced in an update, and then there was a rad-ish station.
Lisa: That is so confusing. And you're positive you're not giving the mutant vegetables to Krusty Burger?
Frink: Absolutely not.
Krusty: Because he's not giving them to me, he's selling them to me!
Lisa: I knew it! I knew there'd be a nasty twist.
Krusty: Hey, you're the one who's always demanding a fresh vegetarian option at Krusty Burger.
Lisa: Well those days are over.

Task: Make Lisa Protest Against a Fresh Vegetarian Option at Krusty Burger
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Burger

Krusty: It's no good protesting, Lisa. People love eating these mutant clones.
Krusty: They combine the health benefits of vegetables with the delicious flavor of things that think.

The Other Other White Meat Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Lisa: Professor Frink, you have to do something. The Rad-ish Station is being used to trap sentient vegetables to feed smug health-conscious consumers.
Frink: Fear not. The Station is completely independent and self-powered.
Frink: By merely flipping this switch, we can make the Station activate its defensive measures, leaving the mutant vegetables sealed off forever from all danger.
Frink: However, the consequences for humanity may be extremely dire, and--
Lisa: Flipping it!

Task: Make Lisa Flip the Switch
Time: 4h
Location: Rad-ish Station

Lisa: I locked down the Rad-ish Station. Now what happens?
Frink: Well, the mutant vegetables will continue to evolve, safe from interference by the outside world.
Frink: Eventually they will achieve a sentience greater than ours, and then they will emerge from the Station.
Frink: They probably won't be too pleased with humanity. But luckily you and I will be long dead by then.
Lisa: And if not?
Frink: Then we'll be short dead right now.

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W_eed 'n' Feed Pt. 1

Homer starts

Lisa: Dad, can I keep this mutant seedling as a pet? Can I can I can I?!
Homer: What does it eat and where does it poop?
Lisa: Well, it's a plant. So it eats dirt and poops fresh air.
Homer: Fine, you can keep it. But you're cleaning up the fresh air.

Task: Tap Pet Mutant Seedling

Lisa: Huh. It doesn't seem very friendly.
Bart: Give it time. Remember when I got my elephant Stampy? I don't know how many times it trampled Dad before it got used to him.
Homer: And it didn't hurt me one little...
Homer: blort.

W_eed 'n' Feed Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: I've tried feeding this mutant seedling everything! It's even a pickier eater than I am.
Bart: Plants remove bad gases from the atmosphere, right? How about I fart at it.
Lisa: I just have to come up with the perfect blend of organic materials. Finally, a use for my years of self-righteous organic gardening blog posts!

Task: Make Lisa Compost
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson Home

Lisa: Dad, I've created the perfect compost for the little seedling to eat.
Homer: I don't think he's hungry any more.
Homer: I was trying to open a beer can with my teeth, because my other hand was also holding a beer can...
Homer: And I cut myself. The little guy started licking my blood up as happy as could be!
Lisa: Dad, did you ever see the movie “Little Shop of Horrors?”
Homer: If it didn't have a car driving out of a helicopter, I didn't see it.
Lisa: I'm just saying, maybe we should drop this mutant off at the Vegetable Shelter.

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Getting All Tarzan

Willie starts

Milhouse: Help! Snake!
Willie (Barechested): Put down that appetizer, Snakey -- it's time for the main course!

Task: Make Bare-Chested Willie Wrestle a Snake
Time: 1h

Fit As A Butcher's Dog

Willie starts

Willie (Barechested): Thanks for the warm up, snakey. Time for ma work out.

Task: Make Bare-Chested Do One-finger Push Ups
Time: 12h
Location: Willie's Shack

Stomaching The Chore

Willie starts

Skinner: Willie, I noticed that you're only half dressed.
Willie (Barechested): Aye.
Skinner: Do you think that's appropriate attire for a school?
Willie (Barechested): With wash-board abs like this, I don't have to think.
Skinner: Hmm, wash-board abs. And today is laundry day...
Willie (Barechested): Go ahead and keep your shirt off, Willie. I've got a job for you!

Task: Make Bare-Chested Willie Use Wash Board Abs
Time: 24h
Location: Willie's Shack

Warming The Belly

Willie starts

Willie (Barechested): Here's yer smalls.
Skinner: Thank you Willie. And you even got the stains out! Perhaps later I can get you to do a load of darks.
Willie (Barechested): *sigh* I'll be in my shack.

Task: Make Bare-Chested Willie Enjoy a Wee Shot of Highland Moonshin
Time: 8h
Location: Willie's Shack

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Oiled Up Pt. 1

Auto starts

Skinner: Good news, Willie. The schoolboard finally bought you a new tractor.
Skinner: The bad news is, it was built for the Korean War.
Skinner: It still has the “We Like Ike” stickers on it.
Willie: There'll have to be some greasing and oiling then.
Willie: And Willie doesn't grease and oil in his only shirt.

Task: Place Willie's Tractor
Task: Make Willie Oil Himself Up
Time: 2h
Location: Willie's s Tractor

Skinner: Willie, you were supposed to use the oil on the tractor, not on your own glistening abs.
Willie (BareChested): The oil keeps away the biting flies that live in the manure.

Oiled Up Pt. 2

Skinner starts

Willie (BareChested): Willie can't start loosening old bolts on this tractor until he's loosened his own muscles.
Mrs. Krabappel: *Wolf Whistle*
Miss Hoover: Work those Scottish pecs.
Lunchlady Dora: Keep your Magic Mike, we've got Wizardly Willie.
Willie (BareChested): Ach, leave me alone ye leering harpies!

Task: Make Willie Flex
Task: Make Mrs. Krabappel Ogle
Task: Make Miss Hoover Throw Cash (if the user has Miss Hoover)
Task: Make Lunchlady Dora Feel Faint (if the user has Lunchlady Dora)
Time: 4h
Location: Willie's Tractor

Oiled Up Pt. 3

Willie starts

Lunchlady Dora: Come on Willie, stop holding out on us. Ask one of us ladies on a date.
Willie (BareChested): Never! A Scottish man is married to his tractor.
Skinner: I'm available at a low price, ladies.
Mrs. Krabappel: Eh, so's a ride on the Krustyland Vomit Coaster.
Skinner: I'm hearing a “Maybe”.

Task: Make Willie Repair Tractor
Time: 4h
Location: Willie's Tractor

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How Green is My Playground

Auto starts

Skinner: Cecil, we appreciate Monsarno donating grass seeds to reseed our playground.
Skinner: But they grew a field of grass so tall we've lost the entire fourth grade soccer team inside it.
Skinner: All we can hear are their faint cries and the sound of players faking fouls to get free kicks.
Cecil: Not to worry. Monsarno has genetically engineered a solution to your genetically engineered problems.

Task: Place Giant Grasshopper

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Kiss My Grits Pt. 1

Brandine starts

Brandine: I can't belive I's back in Springfield! Whelp, supposin' the first thing I should do is call my husband.
Brandine: CLEEEEEEEEE-TUS! SOOOO-WEEEE!
Cletus: Brandine! When's that dinner comin'? I's is straving!
Brandine: I have been floating around being non-existent for well over an owl's age. Do you mean to tell me you have not eaten that whole time?!
Cletus: Not hardly. I ain't got much in the way of eating jobs.
Brandine: Well, don't you worry, darlin'. I'll fix you up your favorite sandwich -- poached possum pattie in a possum piuch pita.

Task: Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus' Farm
Task: Make Brandine Stab Possums
Time: 1h
Location: Cletus' Farm

Kiss My Grits Pt. 2

Brandine starts

Brandine: These here possums has to soak in a pot a melted butter for an hour. Mainly, so's I kin be sure they's dead. Cause a half-dead possum kin get purty scratchity.
Brandine: While I'm waitin', I suppose I can catch up on some of my housekeeping and parenting duties.

Task: Make Brandine Watch Real Sister-wives of Shelbyville
Time: 12h
Location: Brown House

Kiss My Grits Pt. 3

Brandine starts

Homer: Mmm, something's cooking, let's have a taste!
Homer: Ugh! That is the worst thing I've ever tasted and I have eaten pretty much everything that can fit in my mouth.
Brandine: That's partly cuz you's tasting it with my fly-swatting spoon. But also cuz it's missing a special ingrediment.
Brandine: Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go see that monkey-faced man what sells that strange, non-blinding moonshine.

Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species
Time: 8h
Task: Make Brandine Pick Up Supplies
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern

Brandine: Okay, mister, I helped you move that polka-dot Chinese bear. Now give me my secret ingrediment.
Moe: Of course. Here you go, one precious panda bear egg.
Lisa: What? First of all, pandas don't lay eggs and secondly, that's a lemon.
Moe: Pipe down, Encyclopedia Brown. I need her hillbilly super strength. If you keep quiet, I'll let you pet the pandas.
Lisa: Are you kidding me? You're asking me to go against my core values just to pet a--- Oh my God they're so fuzzy! Okay, an hour of petting and I'll be cool.
Brandine: I'mma head home 'fore this panda egg hatches.

Kiss My Grits Pt. 4

Brandine starts

Brandine: Mmm-mm, this dish is gonna make Cletus happier than a hound dog in a room full of butts.
Brandine: Hey, Cletus! Get me a couple, two, three a them Tomaccos.
Cletus: Oh boy! I love the subtle taste of a tomacco, it combines the sweetness of tomato with sharpness of accidentally drinking from your chaw spit-cup.

Task: Harvest Tomacco
Time: 30m
Location: Cletus' Farm
Task: Make Brandine Prepare Her "Something" Stew
Time: 4h
Location: Cletus' Farm

Brandine: Darn it, Cletus, I used too much Tomacco.
Cletus: Nonsense, Darlin'. When it comes to Tomacco, I likes a heavy hand.
Brandine: But the smell of it drew the attention of all them Tomacco-addicted Sheep-Junkies what roam this hillside.
Brandine: They busted in and ate the whole washtub of possum.
Cletus: Aw, don't you fret, we gots these places where you can have your grub made by a pro-fessnal vittle-fixer n' brought out to ya by these people called waitnesses.
Brandine: That's sounds like a moonshine-daydream! Take me to this place!

Kiss My Grits Pt. 5

Brandine starts

Luigi: I'ma so sorry, but I cannot let a you eat in the dining room. You see the sign? No shirt, no shoses, no service.
Brandine: Shoot, and I really wanted me some service!
Cletus: I'd try an order of the shoes, however.
Luigi: Don't worry, I've got a beautiful table in the alley. It's usually reserved for when my dog acquaintances have dates, but tonight it's yours.

Task: Reach Level 18 and Build Luigi's
Task: Make Brandine Go for a Date with Cletus
Time: 8h
Location: Luigi's
Requires: Cletus
Task: Make Luigi Perform an Alleyway Serenade
Time: 8h
Location: Luigi's

Brandine: Cletus! Feel what these napkins is made of! I don't even know what you call that!
Luigi: It's called "paper."
Brandine: *sighs* It feels like the softest part of trees.
Cletus: You has changed, Brandine. The beautiful city-life has spoilt you.
Brandine: Ah-yep.

Kiss My Grits Pt. 6

Brandine starts

Brandine: I used to love my simple home. Now that I've seen the city, everythin' here seems so dusty and full of brambles.
Brandine: 'Specially the dust-pond and the bramble-shed.
Cletus: It pains to hear you talk like that, my dear Sister-mom. Hey, your favorite TV show is on! Maybe that's shut you up!
Brandine: Yes. I will escape into the dreamy, soft embrace of staged arguments amongst fish-lipped, cat-faced ladies.

Task: Make Brandine Watch Real Sister-wives of Shelbyville
Time: 12h
Location: Brown House

Kent Brockman: We interrupt this broadcast to bring you urgent news!
Kent Brockman: In an effort to stay ahead of bloggers and the tweet-o-sphere, Channel Six is reporting a signicant possibility Springfield may fall victim to a terrorist attack in the near and/or distant future...
Kent Brockman: Stay tuned to hear from people we frightened on the street with our questions.

Kiss My Grits Pt. 7

Brandine starts

Brandine: Now I remember why I don't like city livin'.
Brandine: You get caught up in the glamour of napkins and forgets whats important: stockpiling 'munitions so's to potect 'merica!
Brandine: Until such time that we hill folk rise up against the guv'mint.

Task: Make Brandine Defend Springfield From Terrorists
Time: 24h

After Job End:
Brandine: You know Cletus, when I thinks of all the threats we face day to day, makes me wonder why anyone's want to bring a child into this world.
Brandine: When what they should be doing is bringing a whole army of chirren into this world.
Cletus: Dang straight! They ain't no problem in the world what idn't made better by having more babies.
Brandine: We better shake a tail feather, we got a barracks to fill. I think I already gots one in the chute. I'll birth it out and we kin git started on t'oter.
Cletus: Aw, Brandine, I jes love our date nights.
System Message: You unlocked a new job for Brandine! You can now send her to Birth Another Spuckler.


Job: Birth Another Spuckler (90d)

After sending Brandine to Birth Another Spuckler:
Lisa: 90 days? Excuse me, Mrs. Spuckler, but isn't the human gestational period 9 months?
Cletus: Brandine ain't had a nine month pregnancy since she went swimming outside the Nuke-lar plat.
Brandine: It's like my baby oven is now a microwave.



After the first child is born:
Cletus: I don't care if you just got borned -- you's gonna have to earn your keep!
Cletus: Pickpocket, steal, or pass the bar. I don't care how you do it -- just find some money!
System Message: Spuckler kids have a knack of nicking. They'll earn you extra cash over the course of a dayfeet.


After Brandine have Birth Another Spuckler 3 times:
Quimby: Good Lord, Springfield has suddenly dropped to the bottom of every list with regard to literacy and income. And we've shot to the top of the charts with regard to webbed feet.
Quimby: Brandine and Cletus, your giant family is throwing off all of our averages. What can we to do convince you to stop reproducing?
Brandine: You cain't ask us to stop making chirren, having a gigantic family means everythin' to me--
Quimby: We'll give you free tickets to every tractor pull.
Brandine: You got yourself a deal! Who cares if my arms are empty long as I get to watch giant tractors pull thangs.

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PERSONAL PRIZES WALKTHROUGH

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Vegetables Bite

Task: Tap Pet Mutant Plant

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Slapstick
Homer starts

Marge: Homer, I got you a new rake!
Marge: Now you can finally clear up last year’s leaves.
Homer: I’d love to Marge, but first I’d have to clear up last year’s rakes.
Homer: In the meantime, I’ll toss this rake with the others.

Task: Place Rake
Task: Make Sideshow Bob Meet His Raker
Time: 1h
Location: Rake

Sideshow Bob: Grrrr.

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Still Secure
Auto starts

Wiggum: Another life sentence for you, Sideshow Bob. How many have you served now?
Sideshow Bob: Oh, five or six.
Sideshow Bob: I'm always getting out on some technicality, or escaping by swapping faces with someone else.
Wiggum: Well you won’t be escaping this prison, I promise you!
Wiggum: Because it’s too damn nice. Minimum security, tennis courts, research library, gastro-pub…
Wiggum: I wish they’d lock me up in there!
Lou: You just keep doing what you're doing, you’ll be there soon enough, Chief.
Wiggum: Aw thanks, Lou, nice of you to say that.

Task: Make Sideshow Bob Serve a Life Sentence
Time: 4h
Location: Minimum Security Prison

Sideshow Bob: What, I’m out of prison already?
Wiggum: There are cutbacks. But don’t worry, we’re still keeping the really dangerous prisoners locked up.
Wiggum: Isn’t that right, Otto, you sacked-out druggo?!

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Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt.1
Homer starts

Dr. Robert: Does your head hurt? Is your stomach queasy? Are you tired and irritable all day?
Homer: Yes!
Dr. Robert: But your regular doctor just tells you to cut out the booze and get some exercise, am I right?
Homer: Yes, the evil jerk.
Dr. Robert: Then try the “Terwilliger Treatment”, a holistic medical approach that works with your lifestyle choices, not against them.
Homer: Ooh, “lifestyle choices” sounds a lot better than “the damn-fool things you do that are killing you.”

Task: Make Homer Try Alternative Medicine
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home

Homer: That treatment really worked! I feel good as new!
Dr. Robert: No more symptoms, like bloating, lethargy, irritable bowel, or sleep apnea?
Homer: No, I still got all of that, but that's what I meant.
Homer: Everything's back to normal!

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt.2
Dr. Robert starts

Wiggum: Doctor Robert, I have a terrible case of “cruiser back.”
Wiggum: You get it from sleeping in your police cruiser while you're supposed to be catching speeders.
Dr. Robert: Drink 3 cups a day of my special health tea blend, but, and this is important, only after a meal of donuts.
Wiggum: Now that's great doctoring!
Moe: How about my painful and embarrassing face twitch here?
Dr. Robert: Buy my homeopathic water, blend it with your beer, and serve it to your customers.
Moe: Wow, it works! My face twitch has been replaced by a gloating smile.

Task: Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments
Time: 12h

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt.3
Lisa starts

Lisa: Dad, I don't think Doctor Terwilliger's advice is very helpful. It sounds like all he's doing is telling people what they want to hear.
Homer: Can't talk, Lisa. He's got me on strict course of “Laze in the Hammock” therapy.
Lisa: Are any of these treatments even remotely supported by science?
Homer: Honey, “alternative medicine” is supported by centuries of wisdom from ancient cultures.
Homer: Now hand me the ancient cure for a cold: a six-pack of ice-cold Duff.

Task: Make Lisa Look into Dr. Robert's Treatments
Task: Make Homer Cure a Cold with Beer
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson Home

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt.4
Dr. Robert starts

Lisa: Dr. Robert, I think you're just making money by giving people “medical” approval to do whatever they want.
Dr. Robert: Lisa, medicine isn't about “cures” and “science”. It's about making patients happy through healthful, sensible choices.
Wiggum: Doctor Robert, do you have anything for stress?
Dr. Robert: Indeed I do. But I'm afraid it involves dating a lot of much younger women.
Wiggum: Somehow I will find the courage to endure the treatment.

Task: Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments
Time: 12h
Task: Make Lisa Research Dr. Robert's Past
Time: 12h
Location: Brown House

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt.5
Lisa starts

Lisa: People of Springfield!
Homer: Oh great, another Lisa shouting thing.
Lisa: Doctor Robert is a fraud! He's not an MD doctor. He just has a doctorate in education.
Skinner: A “D. Ed”? That's barely a doctor of anything.
Chalmers: Skinner, I have a D. Ed.
Skinner: Dr. Robert, do you have anything for a sudden stress headache?
Dr. Robert: Indeed I do. And Lisa, during my many years as a school administrator, I found a remedy for the sickness that ails you…
Dr. Robert: Chronic Unpopularity.
Lisa: I would never accept your help... totally unproven... but it never hurts to ask... um, what's the remedy?
Dr. Robert: Just keep doing what you're doing, and eventually people will come to love you.
Lisa: Well, I guess that's worth five bucks.

Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy Dubious Medical Advice
Time: 8h
Location: White House or Springfield General Hospital

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The Clowned of Music Pt. 1
Krusty starts

Quimby: Krusty, attendance at Springfield Opera is way down. It used to be five people, now it's none.
Quimby: As a last gasp, we've decided to put on the beloved opera “Pagliacci”. It calls for a great comic actor.
Krusty: So you came to me.
Quimby: No, we went to a great comic actor. But he wasn't available, so here we are.

Task: Make Opera Krusty Practice Singing
Time: 1h

Krusty: Ack! Oh boy, I guess all those years smoking haven't done me any favors.
Krusty: Better soothe my vocal chords with a quart of vodka.

The Clowned of Music Pt. 2
Krusty starts

Krusty: Who's visiting my dressing room? Adoring fan? Angry bookie?
Fat Tony: A little of both. I love opera, and I'm furious you haven't paid me back for your terrible bets on NCAA basketball.
Krusty: The monkey is supposed to keep people like you out of my dressing room!
Fat Tony: The monkey won't be keeping anybody out of anything for quite some time.
Fat Tony: I'm afraid we had to break his opposable thumbs.

Task: Make Opera Krusty Beg for Mercy from the Mob
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House

The Clowned of Music Pt. 3
Krusty starts

Krusty: *SOBS* Please, Fat Tony, don't break my thumbs. I need them for throwing pies.
Fat Tony: Stop, I hate weeping clowns... unless it's in the classic opera “Pagliacci”. So I shall make you a deal.
Fat Tony: I wish to teach my new girlfriend, Miss Springfield, the glory of Italian opera.
Fat Tony: It will make her view me as romantic, and lead to some serious Rigoletto, if you know what I mean.
Krusty: Not even a little bit.
Fat Tony: Just sing so good she weeps for joy.
Krusty: You can count on me... barely succeeding.

Task: Make Krusty Practice His Scales
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

Krusty: Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Dough is what I need badly.

The Clowned of Music Pt. 4
Krusty starts

Krusty: “Laugh, clown, at your broken love. Laugh at the grief that poisons your heart.”
Krusty: Pretty good, eh Fat Tony? Is your girlfriend weeping with joy?
Fat Tony: She's weeping all right.
Fat Tony: With horror at your terrible performance.
Krusty: Tears are tears, am I right?
Fat Tony: Why do people always say “am I right” when they are obviously wrong?
Krusty: Time to get out of here Molto Accelerando.

Task: Make Opera Krusty Hide From the Mob
Time: 24h
Location: Simpson Home

The Clowned of Music Pt. 5
Krusty starts

Miss Springfield: Tony, what are you doing to that silly clown?
Fat Tony: Nothing, my dear. Just pumping a little electricity through his toes.
Krusty: The agony is proportional to the size of my giant feet.
Miss Springfield: *Giggles* He's funny when he's miserable.
Miss Springfield: I want him to perform at our engagement party.
Fat Tony: Engagement?! But I never...
Miss Springfield: If you like your thumbs, do it!

Task: Make Krusty Perform for the Mob
Time: 12h
Location: Brown House

Krusty: Fat Tony, shoot me in the head if I ever try to do opera again.
Fat Tony: All I heard was “shoot me in the head.”

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The Dame of the Game Pt. 1
Dame Judith Underdunk starts

Dame Judith: Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here...
Dame Judith: And fill me from the crown to the toe topful of direst cruelty!
Mr. Burns: Full of direst cruelty? Smithers, who is this delightfully appealing woman?
Smithers: The famous Shakespearean actress Dame Judith Underdunk.
Mr. Burns: Ah, a fan of my old buddy Will Shakespeare.
Mr. Burns: What a wild rapscallion he was!

Task: Reach Level 11 and Build Cooling Towers
Task: Make Burns Reminisce About His Life 400 Years Ago
Time: 4h
Location: Reactor Core

The Dame of the Game Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Dame Judith, you seem like a fitting partner for me.
Mr. Burns: Just the kind of gal to screw my courage to the sticking point every now and then.
Dame Judith: If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly.
Dame Judith: Yet do I fear thy nature. It is too full o' th' milk of human kindness.
Mr. Burns: Madam, I can assure you I hate all milk except of magnesia.
Mr. Burns: Give me a chance. Let us scheme nasty schemes together.

Task: Make Judith and Burns Form an Evil Partnership
Time: 24h
Location: Reactor Core
Requires: Burns

The Dame of the Game Pt. 3
Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Dame Judith, now that we're partners, you should meet the rest of my team.
Mr. Burns: This is my lapdog, Smithers.
Mr. Burns: And these are my actual hounds, Fido and Spot.
Mr. Burns: Oh, I'm sorry. Spot seems to have gotten into your handbag.
Dame Judith: Out, damn'd Spot! Out, I say!
Mr. Burns: Excellent.

Task: Make Burns Concoct an Evil Scheme
Task: Make Judith Concoct an Evil Scheme
Time: 8h
Location: Reactor Core

The Dame of the Game Pt. 4
Dame Judith Underdunk starts

Mr. Burns: Okay, Dame Judith, let's compare evil schemes. Mine's a real pip!
Mr. Burns: We disguise a three percent rate hike as a carbon-tax offset!
Mr. Burns: Pretty great idea, eh?
Dame Judith: It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Mr. Burns: Not a big fan, I see. Well, what's your brilliant idea?
Dame Judith: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
Mr. Burns: Going for some kind of assassination, are we? Doesn't sound too profitable.
Mr. Burns: Let's try another round of scheming.

Task: Make Burns Concoct an Evil Scheme
Task: Make Judith Concoct an Evil Scheme
Time: 8h
Location: Reactor Core

The Dame of the Game Pt. 5
Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Look, Dame Judith, we're supposed to be partners, but all your evil schemes are about killing some kid named Bart Simpson.
Mr. Burns: And I must tell you I'm utterly opposed to child murder... when it doesn't improve the bottom line.
Mr. Burns: So maybe we should just concentrate on our relationship. I mean, we have fun together, right?
Dame Judith: Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time.
Mr. Burns: You are such a downer.

Task: Make Burns Secretly Plan to Murder Judith
Task: Make Judith Secretly Plan to Murder Burns
Time: 12h
Location: Reactor Core

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ACT 1 WALKTHROUGH

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Cecil's Redemption Pt. 1
Auto starts

Cecil: Ah, Springfield. I'm not the first lover of fine culture to come to grief in this town.
Lisa: Dad, it's Cecil Terwilliger!
Homer: I'm sorry. Is “Cecil Terwilliger” one of your Buddhist holidays, like “Madhu Purnima?”
Lisa: No, it's Sideshow Bob's brother, Cecil. Didn't you watch episode 4F14?
Homer: I usually skip it if I'm not the main guy.
Cecil: Don't be alarmed, Lisa. I've served my time in jail, and I've come back to Springfield to make amends.
Homer: Look out -- he's come to make almonds!
Cecil: This could take a while.

Task: Make Cecil Make Amends
Time: 4h

Cecil's Redemption Pt. 2
Lisa starts

Cecil: I've apologized to everyone in town, including babies that weren't born when I committed my crimes.
Cecil: Won't you good people forgive and forget, and let me stay in Springfield?
Quimby: As a leader, it's time for me to step up and ask what everyone else thinks.

Task: Make Springfielders Vote on Whether Cecil Can Stay
Time: 1h
Location: Brown House

Cecil: The voting is done. What does fate hold in store for simple Cecil?
Quimby: Well, there was a lot of debate.
Cecil: About whether I could stay in town?
Quimby: No, about the best way to kick you out. We settled on running you out of town on the back of a horse.
Cecil: Lucky I had eight semesters of dressage in elementary school!
Lisa: Honestly, saying things like that cost you a lot of votes.

Cecil's Redemption Pt. 3
Homer starts

Cecil: So you're going to throw me out of town?
Homer: Sorry, your celebrity apologies were humble, but not Paula Deen humble, and we don't need another mouth to feed.
Cecil: Yes, this isn't a great town for food. The town's supermarket only appears in the show's opening credits.
Cecil: But as it happens, I work for Monsarno Corporation, the world's largest maker of genetically modified organisms.
Cecil: I could have them open a center here, and bring this dump of a town the benefits of modern food science.
Quimby: If you brought ancient food nonsense, we'd still be ahead.


Task: Build Monsarno Research (8h)


Cecil's Redemption Pt. 4
Lisa starts

Lisa: Cecil, do you really think building a self-contained research campus complete with self-driving latte carts is really going to make us happy?
Cecil: Fine, then. What would make you happy?
Lisa: Ponies and homework.
Cecil: Well, I need someone to complete a seemingly endless list of arbitrary and pointless tasks. That’s just like homework.
Lisa: Yay! And the ponies?
Cecil: If by some miracle you ever finish the tasks, we’ll talk about ponies.

Task: Complete Cecil's Tasks


Scientophagy Pt. 1
Cletus starts (if owned) / Auto starts (if not owned)

Cletus: Monsarno, can you help me improve the productativity of my farm?
Cecil: Yes, with genetically modified seeds that are pest-resistant and can survive on half a spittoon of tobaccy juice a day.
Cletus: Sounds fantasmajastic. Only problem is, I ain't got no way to pay.
Cecil: We'll make you a giant loan to buy our stuff. What do you have for collateral?
Cletus: A strange civilization of worms living between my butt-ocks.

Task: Build Cletus' Farm
Task: Make Cletus Make a Donation to Science
Time: 8h
Location: Monsarno Research

Scientophagy Pt. 2
Homer starts

Homer: These vegetables are a lot of work. I have to lift them off the plate, put them in my mouth.
Homer: And peas! Don't get me started. Always falling off the fork, like jerks.
Cecil: So you're saying, you'd like vegetables that are genetically modified to walk right into your lazy mouth.
Homer: Oh, could you?
Cecil: Well, you'll have to come explain it to the scientists yourself, because they'd never believe me.

Task: Upgrade Monsarno Research to Level 3
Task: Make Homer Advance Food Science
Time: 4h
Location: Monsarno Research

Scientophagy Pt. 3
Homer starts

Homer: Now this is scientific food! I lie on the couch and the tomato walks right into my mouth.
Pet Mutant Plant: Meen-eep. Meen-eep.
Homer: So clever and delicious. *Crunch*
Lisa: Dad, stop! They're like little people.
Homer: Yeah, little people who've been genetically engineered to love being eaten.
Lisa: I'm a vegetarian. I can't eat these vegetables!

Task: Make Lisa Protest Monsarno Playing God
Time: 4h
Location: Monsarno Research

Chaos She-ory Pt. 1
Lisa starts

Lisa: This is it, Milhouse. I won't let these adorable walking vegetables be used just to feed desperately malnourished Springfielders.
Milhouse: But if you set them free, they'll be like a plague in this town.
Lisa: So what? We've had plagues before, Milhouse.
Milhouse: Yeah, the game designers keep going back to that well.

Task: Make Lisa Free the Mutant Vegetables
Time: 1h
Location: Monsarno Research

Lisa: The door is unlocked... the gate is open... run away, little vegetables, run away!
Milhouse: It's the “Dawn of the Planet of the Grapes.”

Chaos She-ory Pt. 2
Lisa triggers

Quimby: Great, Lisa, you've released mutant vegetables and now they're everywhere.
Lisa: That's right. “Ye shall reap what ye have sown!”
Lisa: But don't actually reap them... they're so cute!
Quimby: Well, they can't stay here. They're planting themselves in softball fields and dog parks without a city permit.
Homer: But we can't send them away -- they're so yummy.
Homer: Walk into my mouth, cucumber! *Crunch*
Homer: Mmm, sentience.
Cletus: When we's got hungry pigs, we sets'em loose in the neighbors fields, and then pick ‘em up when they's all fatted out.
Quimby: Once again, your illegal yokel wisdom has saved the day-- we'll seed mutant vegetables in our friend's towns, then collect them when they're grown.

Task: Deploy Mutant Seedlings in Other Springfields

Sideshow Bob: Part one of my plan has succeeded perfectly!
Sideshow Bob: I knew that if I told my ignorant buffoon of a brother to go apologize to Springfield, he'd end up building a Monsarno plant.
Sideshow Bob: And Lisa, with her soft heart, was sure to free the mutant vegetables, bringing chaos into the town.
Sideshow Bob: I am a genius!
Henchman: Why didn't you just release a bunch of mutant vegetables yourself?
Sideshow Bob: Where's the irony in that?
Henchman: In my opinion it would be more efficient.
Sideshow Bob: You're a henchman. I didn't hire you for opinions, I hired you to hench.

Market Value

Task: Craft Springfield Farmers Market

Digging Deep
After unlocking Pet Mutant Plant:

Task: Collect 3000 Spades

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ACT 2 WALKTHROUGH

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The Soup Thickens Pt. 1
Homer starts

Homer: Looks like all those mutant vegetables from Part One of this event are finally gone.
Lisa: Yeah, but if I know anything about Part Two's, we're headed for a diabolical twist that will blow your socks off.
Bob Clone: Ooooh!
Bart: Aaagh! Sideshow Bob... vegetables?
Bob Clone: Mozart... Faulkner... HBO Dramas...
Lisa: The town is full of mutant vegetables again, but now they look and sound like Sideshow Bob. We have to get rid of them!
Homer: You were right Lisa. It's slightly worse than Part One.
Homer: It's about the same but slightly worse!!!

Task: Squish Bob Clones

The Soup Thickens Pt. 2
Lisa starts

Bart: Someone has created an army of Sideshow Bob mutant vegetable clones and sent them to kill me! But who?
Lisa: It all comes back to Monsarno Research.
Lisa: I have an interview there for a summer internship, but I can promise you, the interviewers won't be the only ones asking some tough questions!

Task: Make Lisa Interview at Monsarno
Task: Make Lisa Ask Tough Questions
Time: 4h
Location: Monsarno Research

The Soup Thickens Pt. 3
Lisa starts

Lisa: So Sideshow Bob used to be Director of Research at Monsarno?
Cecil: Yes, and a little of his DNA accidentally contaminated the new GMO vegetables we're creating.
Cecil: A perfectly normal and predictable side effect.
Bart: Like Hell! This was all Bob's plan to kill me with these terrible clones.
Cecil: I don't see how. They're very inoffensive, and they make an excellent soup stock.
Bart: I might die of how ugly they are to look at.

Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Bart Hide in his Treehouse
Time: 24h
Location: Bart's Tree House

The Soup Thickens Pt. 4
Bart starts

Bart: Stupid Sideshow Bob vegetables. I'm done being scared of you.
Bart: My days of hiding are done!
Homer: Bart, our court-mandated father-son time begins now.
Bart: My days of hiding start now!

Task: Make Bart Hide in the Brown House
Time: 24h
Location: Brown House

The Science of Cooking
Bart starts

Frink: Greetings, vegetable-embattled citizens of Springfield.
Frink: I am here representing Frink-Co, NOT a division of Monsarno.
Frink: We'd like to be one but they refused to buy us, nnn-hoyvin.
Frink: Our expert scientists, by which I mean me, have developed a potent herbicide that should nip this plague in the bud, which is exactly where it needs to be nipped.
Frink: Just sprinkle this on the offending vegetable and die it shall.
Frink: Afterwards, you can cook it -- the herbicide is basically MSG and Mrs. Dash.


Task: Build Herbicide Squirter
Task: Squish Bob Clones

Pushback Pt. 1
Bart starts

Comic Book Guy: Stop destroying these clones!
Comic Book Guy: For the first time, I have enough clones to join me in forming a full Cosmic Wars storm trooper platoon!

Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Role Play Cosmic Wars
Time: 6h
Location: Android's Dungeon

Comic Book Guy: Clone warriors! Our first mission is to believe that these are not the drobots we are looking for.
Bob Clone: Simpson... Gilbert and Sullivan... Face/Off...
Comic Book Guy: We have succeeded!

Pushback Pt. 2
Bart starts

Bart: Professor Frink, you've got to kill these Bob-clones faster!
Bart: Everywhere I turn, I see them. I'm going crazy. Who knows what kind of pranking I could be driven to do?!
Quimby: Dear God. We're already known as America's Doorstep-Burning-Poop-Bag Capital as it is. Do something, Frink!
Frink: Fear not. Frink-Co shall live up to our slogan: “The Science of Slaughter”.
Frink: It's not a great slogan but it was the only one no one else had taken.

Task: Tap Herbicide Squirter
Task: Upgrade Frink's Herbicide to Level 3

HERBICIDE SQUIRTER LEVEL UP

Pushback Pt. 3
Lisa starts

Lisa: Ms. Krabappel, where are you going with that vegetable Sideshow Bob Clone?
Mrs. Krabappel: On a date.
Mrs. Krabappel: These clones are real gentlemen. They're well-groomed, they don't gas on about themselves, and they always have something nice to say to a lady.
Bob Clone: Splendiferous!
Mrs. Krabappel: Plus if you kiss them you get vitamin C.

Task: Reach Level 22 and Build Krabappel Apartments
Task: Make Mrs. Krabappel Go on a Date
Time: 4h
Location: Gilded Truffle

Pushback Pt. 4
Moe starts / Auto starts

Moe: Oh no you clones don't -- dating our ladies. I've got enough competition for women from real human men.
Moe: Although to be fair most women would rather clean sewer traps than go on a date with me.
Moe: It's time to squash Sideshow-Bob-shaped squash!

Task: Squish Bob Clones

Pushback Pt. 5
Mrs. Krabappel starts

Selma: Damn it, the men of Springfield are squashing our handsome vegetable hunks.
Mrs. Krabappel: Cecil, you better get more clones out on the streets or you're going to get handbagged hard upside the head.
Cecil: But that would violate every inch of scientific ethics.
Selma: The alternative is I violate several inches of you.
Cecil: I'll get right on it.

Task: Upgrade Monsarno Research to Level 8

Pushback Pt. 6
Bart starts

Bart: The single men of Springfield have formed a mob that wants to destroy all the Sideshow Bob clones.
Lisa: And the single women have formed a mob that wants to create more of them.
Homer: We'll solve this the traditional Springfield way...
Homer: Whichever mob destroys more property is the winner.

Task: Make Springfielders Riot And Smash Krusty Burger
Time: 12h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Springfielders Riot And Loot Kwik-E-Mart
Time: 12h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make Mayor Quimby Hide Out in the Brown House
Time: 24h
Location: Brown House

Blessings of Guilt
Quimby starts

Quimby: Cecil Terwilliger, you and the Monsarno Corporation have caused an orgy of destruction that has left this town in a state that can only be called “slightly worse than normal.”
Quimby: How do you propose to rectify this PR nightmare?
Cecil: Well, the Corporation could do something to dramatically improve the cultural life of Springfield.
Lisa: Donating some used magazines would do that.
Cecil: I had in mind building an Opera House.
Quimby: It sounds like an expensive boondoggle.
Cecil: A boon of which you will receive an ample share of doggle.
Quimby: We break ground in five minutes!


Task: Build Outdoor Opera Stage (24h)

Sideshow Bob: Whenever Monsarno runs into trouble, they build an opera house.
Sideshow Bob: Once again, my brother Cecil is my unwitting dupe.
Sideshow Bob: It was but a tiny effort to put some of my DNA into those vegetables, just as I added some Boobarella DNA into these lusty leafy vegetables.
Sideshow Bob: Isn’t that right, Boobarugula?
Boobarugula: Mmmn-nnnn
Sideshow Bob: Hush, my sweet. There will be time for pillow talk... tonight.

Deep Breaths
After unlocking Dr. Robert:

Task: Collect 3000 Gas Masks

Yay, crafting!!

Bluejays20091 wrote:

LPNintendoITA wrote:
PREMIUM

what's premium?

:shock: donuts currency

Bluejays20091 wrote:

LPNintendoITA wrote:
PREMIUM

what's premium?

It's a Wonderful Knife (SP) with Gino (the little kid). 1st task Gino and Lisa 24 hours

Bluejays20091 wrote:

LPNintendoITA wrote:
PREMIUM

what's premium?

that's where LP will be putting the walkthrough for the premium tasks

LP, whenever you get around to making the changes thread, you can now easily see what character collections you have completed by the tick they now have on the collection screen before selecting the individual collections.

Man, you are fast! Thanks LP!