Donuts for poor bastards please

As an unemployed stay at home dad I cannot justify buying a boatload of donuts no matter how cool the Barney blimp is. I suggest the programmers throw us a bone. The daily reward should be 7 days with the seventh day getting a donut. I would be able to get santas little helper if I never missed a day in slightly less than three years. It doesn't seem that much to ask for.