Duff beach party!! Woop! Woop!

I wonder how the folks in the white house feel about this? They work hard, have a nice beachfront property, and here comes rowdy neighbors playing loud music at all hours of the day and night! Police and ambulance sirens, people vomiting and laying passed out in the parking lot, and some huge blimps blocking out the sun so they can't tan! Rowdies probably stumbling all over their nice manicured lawn, too! And my word, think of the children! This white house is probably where Shauna grew up! Years of being subjected to constant loud partying, sleep deprivation, and being subjected to constant lewd remarks from inebriated party goers probably forced her into a life of seeking inappropriate love!

My word, what have our Springfields become! :mrgreen:

Edit to add smiley face, just so everyone knows I'm joking :)