Friends with benefits

You just couldn't resist the thread title, could you heavy liquid? I just clicked here accidentally trying to get to the Jesus Loves New Friends thread...

You got me spiffshine! :D

Hey, he gets an 'A' for thread titles! Subject matter is not as good.

What kind of benefits are you offering?

How do you know that some of us don't have...peculiar....tastes?

Very brave to be offering yourself like that/

I don't often LOL, but Mike, you just made me LOL - especially in light of this:

mike_bornste wrote:
Hmmm....since I've done all that too, I guess the only thing I have left is to go and find myself a boyfriend.

I'm sure the wife and kids won't mind....

Then my work here is done.

Drops mic, walks out....

Actually, its kind of nice to have a venue to let out some of my smart * constructively.