I don't visit my neighbors.

JoshSherer wrote:
I only visit them during events if it benefits me (Santa coins, hearts, Halloween candy, goo, snake, etc).

I provide neighbors with items that they need only on the condition that they trade back (eggs, hearts, goo, etc).

I double haunt houses.

I let everyone give me extra tiles and do not return the favor to anyone.

I don't check out neighboring towns or compliment them.

I steal their ideas all the time and take credit for it myself.

If I need extra snakes, goo, candy, hearts, coins, etc but I have already visited all 100 neighbors for that day, I remove some friends without warning and accept some other poor sap who sent me an invite.

If I visit neighbors for one of the above reasons, I tap their Simpson house, brown house, and kwik e mart.

If I like someone on this forum who asks to be friends, I drop a different neighbor that I have, regardless of how loyal they've been to me.

If someone who I don't know/care about PMs me asking to be friends, I ignore them completely.

If someone PMs me saying that they sent me a friend invite previously, but I did not accept or reject, and that person now needs me to reject it so that they can friend others (the origin friend menu can get glitchy when you sent too many pending requests), I don't reject the invite; rather, I keep it in purgatory and don't decline.

I drop gremlins into neighbors' towns at a time when I know for sure they're asleep (such as friends I know personally).


Now you know what it's like to be my neighbor.