If this event wasn't what you wanted, what exactly would you have liked?

I don't mind what EA is trying to do with this Winter event, I just wish they had done it better.
I know it's a parody and it's intent is humorous. I have no problem with mocking things for fun, it's just, well- it hasn't been done well. The jokes are poorly written and they just go to satanic tropes, etc.
There's more clever ways to mock paganism. So many ways.