Level 52 and Money Mountain ***WALKTHROUGH***

Kruption Pt. 1

Coach Krupt starts

Coach Krupt: Look at all of these butterballs waddling through the hallways!
Coach Krupt: Without some toughening up, I expect no more than half of them will ever become real men.
Lisa: Half of them are girls.
Coach Krupt: Pfft. Girls are just men with female sex organs, two X chromosomes, and different hormones.
Lisa: That is surprisingly accurate. Are you sure you shouldn't be teaching health?
Coach Krupt: I teach one thing and one thing only – the game of BOMBARDMENT.
Coach Krupt: And Home Brewing 101 at the Y on Tuesdays.

Task: Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Coach Krupt Launch a BOMBARDMENT!
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Elementary

On job start:

Coach Krupt: There's only one rule in BOMBARDMENT – there are no rules.
Coach Krupt: Except for the following rules – If you don't get hit, you have survived the BOMBARDMENT.
Coach Krupt: If you cry on my court, you will be disqualified for being a baby and face DOUBLE BOMBARDMENT!
Coach Krupt: And I don't believe in two things – daylight savings time and doctors' notes. So if you're late or try to claim a medical excuse to avoid BOMBARDMENT, tough!
Coach Krupt: Now let me choose a victim, I mean volunteer, to BOMBARD.

Kruption Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: That Coach Krupt is such a jerk!
Milhouse: Who does he think he is? Seriously, I'm not sure who he is. That ball hit me pretty hard.
Coach Krupt: Men don't make concussions. Concussions make men. Your general confusion is your manhood setting in.
Milhouse: I thought that was why I have hair growing in weird places.
Lisa: This is torture! Kids shouldn't be forced to participate in these archaic rites of passage. Instead we should be learning cursive and the Dewey Decimal system.
Coach Krupt: I administer the Presidential Fitness Exam around here, so that makes me the closest thing to the President. Does anyone else want to commit treason in the war on flab?

Task: Make Students Train Strength & Agility
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Kruption Pt. 3

Milhouse starts

Milhouse: Is that the bell or just a constant ringing in my ears?
Coach Krupt: The bell? We're not half done with class! Now I don't care if you can't stand, I want you running.
Lisa: Sir, while we can all agree Springfield's children are on the rounder, softer, fatter side --
Uter: My insides were full of chocolate but now that trashcan is.
Lisa: -- I think we can also agree that this seems a little barbaric.
Coach Krupt: Did you just say… BOMBARDMENT?!?
Lisa: You know I didn't say bombar-
Lisa: *WHACK!!*
Coach Krupt: You said it that time.

Task: Make Coach Krupt Teach Gym Class
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Students Suffer Gym Class
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Milhouse: *Sob*... *sob-sob*
Coach Krupt: First step of manhood, get out a good cry. Second step of manhood, never cry again.
Milhouse: You knocked out my teeth! And then I'm pretty sure you sold them to that man.
Moe: You can't prove it and I'm not giving them back.

Kruption Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Lisa: Coach Krupt has gone too far. I don't care if he's our coach -- a bully is still a bully.
Milhouse: He's not going to listen to us. But he might listen to a real man! We should go tell my dad.
Lisa: Hahaha! ...Oh wait, you were serious?
Milhouse: Fine, we'll ask your dad then.
Homer: Yes, children. I am dressed like Carmen Miranda, but you tell me one other outfit that gives you such instant access to fruit.
Lisa: Ummm... let's just talk to Principal Skinner ourselves.

Task: Make Lisa Tattle On Coach Krupt
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Skinner Listen to Complaints
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Skinner: I'm sorry Mr. Krupt, I'm a big fan of your no-nonsense aggressive teaching style, but we simply can't afford another lawsuit. Our lawyer's bail has been set too high as it is.
Skinner: So it pains me to say this, but I have to fire you.
Coach Krupt: But I was so close to breaking their tender spirits!
Skinner: It's no longer the job of teachers to break children's spirits. We've passed that torch to college entrance exams and social media cyber-bullying.

Kruption Pt. 5

Skinner starts

Skinner: Coach Krupt has been relieved from duty as your gym teacher, but physical education is still an essential part of the curriculum.
Skinner: So we're going to do what the US does best and outsource. Here's the sign up sheet for the YMCA.
Lisa: The only option here is dodgeball. Is dodgeball at all like bombardment?
Skinner: Of course not. Bombardment is spelled with a B.
Lisa: Hmm, I don't like the sound of that.
Milhouse: Dodgeball could be fun. I come from a long line of dodgers, evaders, and hiders.

Task: Make Students Play Dodgeball
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield YMCA
Task: Make Coach Krupt Coach at the YMCA
Time: 24h
Location: Springfield YMCA

On Job start:

Lisa: I hear the YMCA has a new physical education instructor.
Coach Krupt: BOMBARDMENT!!!
Milhouse: We've been tricked! It was the greatest dodge of all: the administration dodging responsibility!!

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Volcanic Pizza

Auto starts

Cletus: I want to try this so-called pizza, but I'm not sure if I can afford something with so many z's.
Squeaky Voice Teen: We have a special right now where all our slices are just a dollar!
Cletus: A dollar! Well I guess I can treat mah-self. What do you have with roadkill on it?
Squeaky Voice Teen: Ummm… this one has sausage on it. That's basically ground up roadkill.
Cletus: Ground up roadkill – so fancy! I guess I'll be widenin' my horizons today.

Task: Make Cletus Grab a Slice
Time: 2h
Location: Vesuvius Pizza