Dora the Endorser Pt. 1Kent Brockman startsKent Brockman: Kent Brockman, reporting live on the scene of my own studio with this urgent report!Kent Brockman: Outbreaks of bird flu, swine flu, and the once thought to be impossible hybrid  flying pig flu  are sweeping the nation, shutting down the town's restaurant industry.Kent Brockman: In the face of catastrophe, Krusty, can you tell us how your restaurant is coping?Krusty: This wouldn't have been a problem if we were allowed to switch to all B.E.E.F. patties.Kent Brockman: Don't you mean beef?Krusty: No, B.E.E.F. Byproducts of Endangered Entrails ofyou know what, let's leave it a mystery.Krusty: The upside is we're taking matters into our own hands and building a good old-fashioned slaughterhouse to produce our M.E.A.T. locally.Task: Build Springfield SlaughterhouseLunchlady Dora: The slaughterhouse and Springfield Elementary have a lot in common.Lunchlady Dora: For example, neither perform background checks.Dora the Endorser Pt. 2Skinner startsSkinner: It's great to have you back in the kitchen, Dora. The children were growing suspicious after a week straight of Bring Your Parents' Lunches To School Day".Lunchlady Dora: I'm happy to be back.Lunchlady Dora: Sorry, what I meant to say was I'm back.Skinner: That's the spirit! We also need someone to fill in as school nurse. You up for the job?Lunchlady Dora: Can I steal all the tongue depressors I want?Skinner: If that number is less than three, then yes!Task: Make Dora Work a Nursing ShiftTime: 1hLocation: Springfield ElementaryDora the Endorser Pt. 3Lunchlady Dora startsLunchlady Dora: It's your lucky day kids! We've got an all meat menu provided directly from the Springfield Slaughterhouse.Lisa: But what are vegetarians supposed to eat?Lunchlady Dora: I dropped a few cigarettes in the pot. Tobacco's a plant.Lisa: Why don't you put something nutritious on the menu? Like baby carrots.Lunchlady Dora: How about I meet you halfway with baby cow? Veal's nutritious and delicious. And not nutritious.Lisa: That's disgusting!Lisa: Good thing I never leave home without my Malibu Stacy Mouthy B portable protest kit.Task: Make Lisa Protest the School MenuTime: 12hLocation: Springfield ElementaryTask: Make Lunchlady Dora Serve LunchTime: 4hLocation: Springfield ElementaryDora the Endorser Pt. 4Lisa startsLisa: Principal Skinner, the national standard for school lunches demands a balanced meal. Does a diet of all meat, all the time sound balanced to you?Skinner: According to this food pyramid it does.Lisa: That's just a pile of raw meat on your desk!Skinner: Our new nurse, Dora, already branded her stamp of approval into this pyramid.Lisa: Well if you believe it's so nutritious, you won't mind me inviting all the parents in town to sample this disgusting slop?Lunchlady Dora: Disgusting Slop was yesterday. Today is Disgusting Slop Surprise.https://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/f/f6/Tapped_Out_Meat_Can.pngTask: Build Meat CanTask: Make Dora Find IngredientsTime: 8hLocation: Meat CanTask: Make Parents Eat Cafeteria Food Time: 4hLocation: Springfield ElementaryOn Job start:Homer: Is this the slop they've been feeding our kids? And more importantly, are there seconds?Marge: Salisbury steak now with 100% less Salisbury"? "Chicken nuggets now with 20% more chicken face? I don't like the sound of any of this.Mrs. Muntz: If my boy keeps gettin' steak at school, pretty soon he'll think he's too good for the rest of us.Ned: Frankly I think the word meat should be forbidden from school entirely. It's too sexual.Helen Lovejoy: I'm not joining this campaign just because I like shouting slogans... but FIX IT OR NIX IT!Dora the Endorser Pt. 5Skinner startsSkinner: Young lady, this is no place for independent thought and creative problem solving  this is a school!Lunchlady Dora: All the parents are riled up, but where am I supposed to find fruits and vegetables? They don't grow on trees!Lisa: You could try increasing the budget.Skinner: Are you kidding? I can't even afford the red ink we need to tell us how in debt we are.Lisa: Healthy eating is an important part of children's growth. It's like art or music.Skinner: Of course  just like art or music! I'll cut lunches entirely!Task: Make Parents Pack Lunches Time: 2hLocation: Kwik-E-MartOn Job start:Bernice Hibbert: As a working mother, I never thought I would have to stoop so low as working as a mother.Luann: Doing this day in and day out has started to take a toll on my notes to Milhouse: I packed extra cookies. I hope you choke on them. Love, Mom.Marge: Homer keeps eating the lunches I pack the kids. I tried decoy lunches, but he got those too. Same for the hidden lunches, backup lunches, and emergency lunches.Helen Lovejoy: Won't somebody please think of the parents!On Job end:Wiggum: Ah jeez, Ralphie. The evidence closet is all out of peanut butter and jelly taken from the scene of the Sandwich Strangler murders. What else do you want?Ralph: How about sushi? It's like your body is a stream and the fish are swimming down it.Wiggum: Sushi, eh? Well as long as it can stay in an unrefrigerated sack for five hours, it's fine by me.System Message: Take a look at what's on the menu for Ralph at the Happy Sumo. Complete Akira's quests to find out!https://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/4/46/Tapped_Out_Sushi_Ralph_Notification.pngDora the Endorser Pt. 6Lunchlady Dora startsLunchlady Dora: Parents! I spent all night slaving away in the school kitchen and I've come up with an affordable meat-based recipe.Homer: Mmmm! This is both unusual and delicious! And I should know, I once ate a frozen pizza with the wrapper still on.Luigi: Mama-mia! This is good enough to serve at my restaurant. And no, I don't have a child -- I thought this was a meet-up for single Italians.Lisa: But what about me, what about my dietary needs?Homer: Please Lisa, this isn't about you. Who even remembers how this all started.Lisa: I started it. I called you all in. This is completely about me!Homer: Lisa, there's no me in meat. Now apologize to Dora  I'm sure whatever she made this food out of is as healthy and nutritious as it is cheap.Task: Make Dora Grind Gym MatsTime: 12hLocation: Springfield SlaughterhouseTask: Make Dora Mash InsectsTime: 8hLocation: Springfield SlaughterhouseTask: Make Lisa Spy on Dora's OperationTime: 8hLocation: Springfield SlaughterhouseLisa: Apu! No one understands my choice to be a vegetarian. Why won't they listen?Apu: I learned long ago to accept people as they are without judgment, and to ignore all those meat-eating imbeciles.Lisa: Huh. Then maybe I won't tell them that the Lunchlady is feeding kids a mix of old gym mats and bugs.Apu: Disgustingand intriguingly cost efficient. Do you think she'll share her recipe?Lisa: I can't do it. I can't stand by and let my fellow students eat gym mats. I must report this to the press.Dora the Endorser Pt. 7Kent Brockman startsKent Brockman: I'm Kent Brockman covering this hour's scandal of the century.Kent Brockman: Dora, is it true that you've been feeding Springfield Elementary children a mix of gym mats and bugs?Lunchlady Dora: No, Kent. It's also 10% pencil shavings.Kent Brockman: What about all the free meat from the Springfield Slaughterhouse?Lunchlady Dora: We had to sell it, along with that patch of fertile soil located behind the school and our robust seed collection, to afford enough gym mats and insects husks.Kent Brockman: Well there you have it  a problem without a solution. It'll be interesting to see how Springfield parents react, but not as interesting as this next clip of me jet skiing.Task: Make Students Eat Cafeteria Food Time: 1hLocation: Springfield ElementaryBart: Lisa, of all the mysteries you've solved, this is the one I most wished you hadn't.Lisa: The truth hurts. But I am surprised how little parents seem to care that kids are eating grasshoppers and old wrestling mats.Homer: Lisa, raising kids is a lot like rear-ending a car in a grocery store parking lot. If no one sees it, it's a victim-less crime.Lisa: Dad, did you rear-end someone in a parking lot?Homer: Not that anyone saw. Now pass the Malk!https://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/7/7b/Tapped_Out_The_Happy_Sumo.png/100px-Tapped_Out_The_Happy_Sumo.pnghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/5/56/Akira.png/100px-Akira.pngSushi Ralph Pt. 1Requires: Dora the Endorser Pt. 5 and Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2 completeRalph startsWiggum: Now Ralphie, apparently you are aging out of day care and our attempts to make you a latchkey kid have failed horribly.Ralph: Keys taste delicious but I don't like what they unlock in my tummy.Wiggum: Luckily for us, the Happy Sumo has opened up this unpaid sushi internship for kids.Wiggum: It sounds like this program breaks any number of laws, but I'm no expert in what's legal and illegal, so I'll just focus on the positive - all the free ginger I can eat!Task: Make Ralph Drop off a ResumeTime: 10mLocation: The Happy SumoSushi Ralph Pt. 2Akira startsAkira: Let me examine you, Ralph. Such a blank stare, such tender fingers softened from years spent inside the nose. And is that a never closed fontanelle?Wiggum: Oh yeah. I know it's tempting, but the doctor said try not to poke it with a chopstick. Each time you do, Ralphie loses another word.Akira: Ralph, what are you thinking right now?Ralph: ....Pass!Akira: In Japan, sushi chefs spend years meditating to achieve an empty mind. Your son was born with it. He will be a master!Task: Make Ralph Prepare SushiTime: 3hLocation: The Happy SumoOn Job start:Akira: Such fine sashimi - how did you learn how to use a knife like this, Wiggum-san?Ralph: I'm not allowed to use a knife because I forget which end to hold. I used safety scissors.Akira: I have chosen wisely! Wiggum-san, you are a prodigy! I am proud of you, my apprentice.Ralph: Prood? Pruud? Proud? What does that mean? I've never heard it before. Or I lost it from a chopstick poke.Sushi Ralph Pt. 3Wiggum startsWiggum: Hear that, folks, my boy is a prodigy. He brings honor to the family name. I should've known  Wiggum's Gaelic for unisex fish genitals.Wiggum: In honor of what I can only assume will be his greatest accomplishment, all the sushi you can eat! Paid for by the Springfield Police Department.Lisa: Isn't the police department funded by the taxpayers, meaning this meal will be paid for by us?Akira: Shhh, little girl. Here's a cucumber roll.Lisa: It's so good! Finally, a vegetarian dish I don't have to lie about liking.Task: Make Springfielders Eat Sushi Time: 2hLocation: The Happy SumoSea Captain: Yar, this is the freshest sushi I've ever eaten, and once a fish committed suicide by jumping into me mouth.Ned: Why, I'm eating fish and it isn't even Friday. It's so good I don't even care that I'm breaking the 138th secret commandment.Judge Snyder: This fish is guilty of being delicious. I demand to see the chef in my chambers.Akira: Like a lotus blossom floats on the water, so will I raise my prices.Sushi Ralph Pt. 4Homer startsHomer: My stomach feels t-t-terribly wrong.Sea Captain: Yar, me belly's heavin' like a dinghy lost at sea. Or like a man makin' a metaphor before he pukes.Milhouse: I don't feel so good either.Marge: Alright, that's it, we're going to see Dr. Hibbert.Task: Make Springfielders Get Stomach Pumped Time: 2hLocation: Hibbert Family PracticeOn Job start:Dr. Hibbert: Why, all of these people have been poisoned. Food poisoned!Lisa: Oh no, it must be Ralph and the Happy Sumo. I knew it was too good to be true.On Job end:Dr. Hibbert: Looks like it was tainted Krusty Burgers... which apparently everyone in town ate after their sushi because pieces of raw fish on rice just don't really fill you up.Akira: I wish you had told me that before I fell upon my sword to defend my honor. Little help, please?Homer: Wait, I didn't eat any Krusty Burger last night. Why do I still feel sick?Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, after pumping your stomach we found several Krusty Burgers, some still in their wrappers. We also found six pounds of shrimp scampi, $8.50 in loose change, and-Homer: Alright, alright, you've made your point. Now I'll take my $8.50 and my shrimp scampi and be on my way.Akira: Seriously, I could really use some medical attention.

Kruption Pt. 1Coach Krupt startsCoach Krupt: Look at all of these butterballs waddling through the hallways!Coach Krupt: Without some toughening up, I expect no more than half of them will ever become real men.Lisa: Half of them are girls.Coach Krupt: Pfft. Girls are just men with female sex organs, two X chromosomes, and different hormones.Lisa: That is surprisingly accurate. Are you sure you shouldn't be teaching health?Coach Krupt: I teach one thing and one thing only  the game of BOMBARDMENT.Coach Krupt: And Home Brewing 101 at the Y on Tuesdays.Task: Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield ElementaryTask: Make Coach Krupt Launch a BOMBARDMENT!Time: 8hLocation: Springfield ElementaryOn job start:Coach Krupt: There's only one rule in BOMBARDMENT  there are no rules.Coach Krupt: Except for the following rules  If you don't get hit, you have survived the BOMBARDMENT.Coach Krupt: If you cry on my court, you will be disqualified for being a baby and face DOUBLE BOMBARDMENT!Coach Krupt: And I don't believe in two things  daylight savings time and doctors' notes. So if you're late or try to claim a medical excuse to avoid BOMBARDMENT, tough!Coach Krupt: Now let me choose a victim, I mean volunteer, to BOMBARD.Kruption Pt. 2Lisa startsLisa: That Coach Krupt is such a jerk!Milhouse: Who does he think he is? Seriously, I'm not sure who he is. That ball hit me pretty hard.Coach Krupt: Men don't make concussions. Concussions make men. Your general confusion is your manhood setting in.Milhouse: I thought that was why I have hair growing in weird places.Lisa: This is torture! Kids shouldn't be forced to participate in these archaic rites of passage. Instead we should be learning cursive and the Dewey Decimal system.Coach Krupt: I administer the Presidential Fitness Exam around here, so that makes me the closest thing to the President. Does anyone else want to commit treason in the war on flab?Task: Make Students Train Strength & Agility Time: 4hLocation: Springfield ElementaryKruption Pt. 3Milhouse startsMilhouse: Is that the bell or just a constant ringing in my ears?Coach Krupt: The bell? We're not half done with class! Now I don't care if you can't stand, I want you running.Lisa: Sir, while we can all agree Springfield's children are on the rounder, softer, fatter side --Uter: My insides were full of chocolate but now that trashcan is.Lisa: -- I think we can also agree that this seems a little barbaric.Coach Krupt: Did you just say BOMBARDMENT?!?Lisa: You know I didn't say bombar-Lisa: *WHACK!!*Coach Krupt: You said it that time.Task: Make Coach Krupt Teach Gym ClassTime: 4hLocation: Springfield ElementaryTask: Make Students Suffer Gym Class Time: 4hLocation: Springfield ElementaryMilhouse: *Sob*... *sob-sob*Coach Krupt: First step of manhood, get out a good cry. Second step of manhood, never cry again.Milhouse: You knocked out my teeth! And then I'm pretty sure you sold them to that man.Moe: You can't prove it and I'm not giving them back.Kruption Pt. 4Lisa startsLisa: Coach Krupt has gone too far. I don't care if he's our coach -- a bully is still a bully.Milhouse: He's not going to listen to us. But he might listen to a real man! We should go tell my dad.Lisa: Hahaha! ...Oh wait, you were serious?Milhouse: Fine, we'll ask your dad then.Homer: Yes, children. I am dressed like Carmen Miranda, but you tell me one other outfit that gives you such instant access to fruit.Lisa: Ummm... let's just talk to Principal Skinner ourselves.Task: Make Lisa Tattle On Coach KruptTime: 4hLocation: Springfield ElementaryTask: Make Skinner Listen to ComplaintsTime: 4hLocation: Springfield ElementarySkinner: I'm sorry Mr. Krupt, I'm a big fan of your no-nonsense aggressive teaching style, but we simply can't afford another lawsuit. Our lawyer's bail has been set too high as it is.Skinner: So it pains me to say this, but I have to fire you.Coach Krupt: But I was so close to breaking their tender spirits!Skinner: It's no longer the job of teachers to break children's spirits. We've passed that torch to college entrance exams and social media cyber-bullying.Kruption Pt. 5Skinner startsSkinner: Coach Krupt has been relieved from duty as your gym teacher, but physical education is still an essential part of the curriculum.Skinner: So we're going to do what the US does best and outsource. Here's the sign up sheet for the YMCA.Lisa: The only option here is dodgeball. Is dodgeball at all like bombardment?Skinner: Of course not. Bombardment is spelled with a B.Lisa: Hmm, I don't like the sound of that.Milhouse: Dodgeball could be fun. I come from a long line of dodgers, evaders, and hiders.Task: Make Students Play Dodgeball Time: 4hLocation: Springfield YMCATask: Make Coach Krupt Coach at the YMCATime: 24hLocation: Springfield YMCAOn Job start:Lisa: I hear the YMCA has a new physical education instructor.Coach Krupt: BOMBARDMENT!!!Milhouse: We've been tricked! It was the greatest dodge of all: the administration dodging responsibility!!Volcanic PizzaAuto startsCletus: I want to try this so-called pizza, but I'm not sure if I can afford something with so many z's.Squeaky Voice Teen: We have a special right now where all our slices are just a dollar!Cletus: A dollar! Well I guess I can treat mah-self. What do you have with roadkill on it?Squeaky Voice Teen: Ummm this one has sausage on it. That's basically ground up roadkill.Cletus: Ground up roadkill  so fancy! I guess I'll be widenin' my horizons today.Task: Make Cletus Grab a SliceTime: 2hLocation: Vesuvius Pizza

Rolling in ItRequires Level 25 and Executive Lackey Pt. 8 complete.Mr. Burns startsSmithers: What's wrong, sir? You've hardly touched your Dodo egg. And instead of saying Excellent, you keep muttering Above Average.Mr. Burns: Have I? I'm sorry -- I've just felt so bored lately.Mr. Burns: It's been so long since I've had a real challenge, or even a worthy nemesis. A Roosevelt or a Carnegie or any of the Temples. Shirley or Grandin.Smithers: I can't stand to see you this way, sir. I know what might cheer you up -- we could give away scholarships to orphans for made-up colleges.Mr. Burns: We did that last week, and it backfired. Who knew there was a Bard College?Smithers: We could unfreeze Walt Disney and show him the state of animation now.Mr. Burns: No, he turned to goo when the power went out last week.Smithers: Maybe you'd like to fire an employee for no reason? That always seems to cheer you up.Mr. Burns: You there! Do you work for me? Say yes and I'll fire you. Say no and I'll have security throw you off the premises.Homer: Woohoo  half-day!Mr. Burns: That wasn't satisfying at all!Mr. Burns: Perhaps I can get some ideas from my fellow 1% of the 1%...Task: Make Homer Enjoy His "Day Off"Time: 4hLocation: Simpson HomeTask: Make Mr. Burns Peruse the Latest Issue of 'Snobby Hobbies'Time: 4hLocation: Control BuildingMr. Burns: Private jets? Super PACs? Ski chalets? Blood diamonds?Mr. Burns: Bah! I'd rather throw my money away than waste it on such frivolities.Mr. Burns: That's it!Ain't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 1Auto startsLisa: Mr. Burns, I believe I've got the perfect project to spend your money on.Mr. Burns: Oh, too late, little girl  I've already found a project of my own.Mr. Burns: Do you know those science fair projects where children build a paper-mache volcano?Lisa: You're investing in children's science fairs?Mr. Burns: Let me start again. You know that song that goes "Ain't No Mountain High Enough...?Lisa: Environmental activism? A center for the performing arts?Mr. Burns: I'm building a mountain out of money. Maybe I should have just come out and said it from the start.Lisa: So instead of using your vast wealth to improve society or invest in our future, you're just going to pile it?Mr. Burns: Now you've got it! And I was worried you wouldn't understand.Task: Make Lisa SulkTime: 1hLocation: Simpson HomeTask: Build Money Mountainhttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/c/c5/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_0.png/200px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_0.pngAin't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 2Auto startsMr. Burns: Hmm, this is a little disappointing. Truth be told, my mountain looks more like a mole hill.Smithers: Excellent wordplay, sir.Mr. Burns: Don't be a yes man, Smithers. I don't need another yes man on the payroll. Do you understand?Smithers: no?Mr. Burns: Imbecile! I need to figure out what my mountain of money is missing.Mr. Burns: Ah, of course. The money!Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 10,000 MoneyLocation: Money Mountainhttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/0/09/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Guide.png/300px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Guide.pnghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/a/a6/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_1.png/150px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_1.pngJobs to Spend Money on the Money MountainAin't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 3Auto startsMr. Burns: Bah! Look at that pitiful piling! Calling that a mountain is like calling any music made after 1790 music.Smithers: Well, the manual indicates that there are eleven levels of upgrades available for your money mountain.Smithers: Coming in at a staggering-to-most-but-not-to-you-sir total cost of $5,500,000.Lisa: $5,500,000?! Just think of all the poor people you could feed with that money!Mr. Burns: Little girl, you could have a career in comedy. Assuming you grow up to be a man and Jewish.Mr. Burns: Also, I'm one of the richest men in the world. Why is a little girl always in my office?Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 15,000 MoneyLocation: Money Mountainhttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/c/ca/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_3.png/300px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_3.pnghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/e/ea/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_2.png/150px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_2.pngAin't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 4Auto startsKent Brockman: Kent Brockman, reporting live from what many have dubbed Mount Money, others Mt. Money.Kent Brockman: Which I'm now being told is an abbreviation for the word mountain. More on that at 11.Mr. Burns: Are we actually live?Kent Brockman: No, that's just something reporters say. Although I wouldn't take my word for it. I'm a pretty shoddy reporter.Kent Brockman: I've just been told that we are indeed live. So, Mr. Burns, why pile money?Mr. Burns: Why not?Kent Brockman: Asked and answered. Did you ever consider doing something else with your money, like investing in real estate?Mr. Burns: I figured I would cut out the middleman. Why use money to buy real estate when money can be real estate?Kent Brockman: Makes sense to this reporter.Mr. Burns: If you'll excuse me, it's time to contribute the contents of my piggy bank to this noble endeavor.Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 25,000 MoneyLocation: Money Mountainhttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/0/05/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_4.png/300px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_4.pnghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/5/56/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_3.png/150px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_3.pngAin't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 5Auto startsWolfcastle: Mr. Burns, I vould like to secure ze film rights to your money mountain.Mr. Burns: Intriguing. I've never been one to trust the followers of Edison but I hear moving pictures are an up and coming industry.Mr. Burns: What would this talkie be called?Wolfcastle: This Mountain Is Made of Money and I Have a Gun.Wolfcastle: It's a prequel to This Ocean Is Made of Quarters and I Have a Harpoon Gun.Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 50,000 MoneyLocation: Money Mountainhttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/6/64/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_5.png/300px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_5.pnghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/f/fc/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_4.png/150px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_4.pngAin't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 6Auto startsQuimby: Mr. Burns, I just learned of your, er, unique construction project. And I'm here to collect the city's landmark fee.Mr. Burns: My money mountain is its own jurisdiction. It even has its own zip code -- $$$$$.Quimby: In that case, there is an out-of-jurisdiction landmark fee. To be paid to the nearest jurisdiction that has no legal authority to collect fees from your landmark.Mr. Burns: How do you sleep at night?Quimby: Same way you do, on a pile of money.Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 100,000 MoneyLocation: Money Mountainhttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/0/01/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_6.png/300px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_6.pnghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/b/bd/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_5.png/150px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_5.pngAin't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 7Auto startsHomer: I'm sorry to bother you Mr. Burns, but I can't but help notice all the money you've added to the money mountain.Mr. Burns: It's starting to look quite majestic, isn't it?Homer: Yes, but the thing is... it's been quite a while since I got a raise. Three years ago to be exact.Homer: I know because it was the day before that giant meltdown I caused. I mean did not prevent.Homer: Well, I ... er... was hoping maybe I could maybe have one now?Mr. Burns: Do I look like I'm made of money?!Homer: No. But that money mountain of yours is. Maybe I could just take a few spare bills from the money eagle's nest?Mr. Burns: If I let you do that, where would I point to when making a joke about nest eggs?Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 300,000 MoneyLocation: Money Mountainhttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/a/a4/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_7.png/300px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_7.pnghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/1/11/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_6.png/150px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_6.pngAin't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 8Auto startsRev. Lovejoy: Mr. Burns, I've come here to humbly request you tear down this false idol before you invoke the wrath of an angry, righteous God.Mr. Burns: Not even your puny God can stop me! This mountain will block out the sun!Mr. Burns: That sounds strangely familiar.Rev. Lovejoy: I know a story of another soaring tribute to man's hubris. One that God tore asunder.Rev. Lovejoy: The Shelbyville Aquarium. Mankind was never meant to walk below water.Rev. Lovejoy: Just walk through it while parted, and maybe walk on it.Mr. Burns: Well I have something every aquarium in this nation lacks -- MONEY!Rev. Lovejoy: Perhaps you could donate just a little of it to the church. It'd be nice to replace those hymnals with something a little less pro-apartheid.Mr. Burns: I think instead I'll just build a church of my own on top of Mt. Money. A wealthier church that worships at the altar of Monty Burns!Rev. Lovejoy: In that case... are you looking for a minister? I come with or without a family.Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 500,000 MoneyLocation: Money Mountainhttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/5/51/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_8.png/300px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_8.pnghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/1/1c/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_7.png/150px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_7.pngAin't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 9Auto startsMr. Burns: Smithers, hand me another sack with a dollar sign on it. This mountain's still not tall enough.Smithers: Sir, we're running dangerously low. On both sacks and the money within them.Mr. Burns: I suppose I can launder the sacks, but the money is a more serious problem.Smithers: Mt. Money has pushed you into the red.Smithers: The power plant is in shambles, and the employees haven't been paid in weeks!Mr. Burns: We were paying them?!Smithers: Rolling blackouts are affecting the whole town. Your hoarding of currency has sent the stock market into a tailspin.Smithers: And no one's been home to feed your chinchilla for weeks!Mr. Burns: We were feeding him?!Smithers: Sir, you're becoming obsessed.Mr. Burns: Was Howard Hughes obsessed? Was Ahab obsessed? Was John Hinckley obsessed?Smithers: yes?Mr. Burns: What did I tell you about being a yes man? Get out of my sight!Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 750,000 MoneyLocation: Money MountainTask: Make Smithers Wander AimlesslyTime: 24hLocation: Control Buildinghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/3/3c/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_9.png/300px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_9.pnghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/1/18/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_8.png/150px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_8.pngAin't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 10Auto startsLisa: Mr. Burns, you've got to stop. Not just for the town, but for yourself.Mr. Burns: How can I stop when I'm so close!?!Lisa: Have you heard the story of Icarus?Mr. Burns: No, but I'll pay you 20 bucks to not tell it to me.Lisa: Deal.Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 1,250,000 MoneyLocation: Money Mountainhttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/8/89/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_10.png/300px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_10.pnghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/1/15/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_9.png/150px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_9.pngAin't No Mountain High Enough Pt. 11Auto startsKrusty: Hey hey! This mountain has more dead presidents on it than Mt. Rushmore!Krusty: What you need is a living celebrity's face on it to make it stand out. May I humbly suggest my own?Snake: I'm conducting a neighborhood survey. What hours of the night would you say you sleep the heaviest?Hans Moleman: This doesn't look like the hospital. Can you fix my blood?Mr. Burns: Stop, stop, all of you stop! I refuse to be distracted when I'm so close! One last dump truck of money is all I need!Task: Make Mr. Burns Spend 2,500,000 MoneyLocation: Money Mountainhttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/e/ea/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_11.png/300px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_Level_11.pnghttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/3/3e/Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_10.png/125px-Tapped_Out_Money_Mountain_10.pngMr. Moneybags Pt. 1Mr. Burns startsMr. Burns: Ah, my mountain is finally finished. Take that, Crazy Horse Memorial!Mr. Burns: Smithers, did you come back to grovel?Smithers: Absolutely, sir. Would you prefer on my knees or on my belly?Mr. Burns: Is there any option that's even lower?Smithers: I could dig a hole and grovel in IT?Mr. Burns: Excellent!Smithers: Now that you've finished Mt. Money, would you like me to invite the town so they can bask in its glory, and you can bask in their jealousy?Mr. Burns: No, Smithers. All these people bothering me on my mountain...Mr. Burns: Please don't build it. Please give me money. Please stop throwing rocks at my son. I'm sick of them.Mr. Burns: Instead Monty Moneybags wishes to explore his mountain alone.Mr. Burns: I'm Monty Moneybags, in case you didn't follow.Smithers: Perhaps I should come with you, sir. If you find yourself in distress, you can eat me.System Message: You'll find the Monty Moneybags outfit in your inventory!https://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/b/be/Tapped_Out_Monty_Moneybags.png/100px-Tapped_Out_Monty_Moneybags.pngTask: Make Monty Moneybags Mount the Money MountainTime: 24hLocation: Money MountainMr. Moneybags Pt. 2Mr. Burns startsMr. Burns: A glorious hike! It's even more majestic than I imagined.Smithers: Sir, this drinking water you brought has left me a little woozy.Mr. Burns: Drinking water? What kind of third world peasant do you mistake me for?Mr. Burns: That's 100 proof Russian vodka distilled by Putin himself.Smithers: But I've drunk *hic* nearly the entire bottle!Mr. Burns: You simpleton! How could you not realize it was vodka?Smithers: You made me plug my *hic* nose so I wouldn't smell the air of wealth.Mr. Burns: Well I can't have you drunkenly embarrassing me in front of my mountain. Go walk it off!Mr. Burns: And leave the bottle.Task: Make Monty Moneybags Celebrate Atop the MountainTime: 4hLocation: Money MountainTask: Make Smithers Become a Hideous Drunken WreckTime: 12hLocation: HomesMr. Moneybags Pt. 3Mr. Burns startsMr. Burns: This is truly a monument fit for a king. Or our American equivalent of a king: a ridiculously rich businessman.Mr. Burns: Now to frolic in these piles of money like the villainous Von Trapp family...Mr. Burns: ...before they ran out on a much-anticipated concert that some of us spent weeks camping out for tickets to.Task: Make Monty Moneybags Frolic in CurrencyTime: 12hLocation: Money MountainMr. Burns: If it wasn't for my crippling joint pain, worldly cynicism, and titanium hip, I'd feel like a kid again.Mr. Moneybags Pt. 4Mr. Burns startsMr. Burns: There's an entrance to the Caverns of Cash!Mr. Burns: I nearly forgot I put that here.Mr. Burns: I wonder if there's anything valuable inside. Other than, obviously, the walls and floors and ceiling of cash.Task: Make Monty Moneybags Explore the Caverns of CashTime: 1hLocation: Money Mountain

ty for all,can You tell how much donats need for Ain't No Mountain High Enough :)

So is it really going to cost 5,500,000 in game cash to complete the Money Mountain?

LPNintendoITA

10 years ago

Level 52 and Money Mountain WALKTHROUGH

Dora the Endorser Pt. 1

Kent Brockman starts

Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman, reporting live on the scene of my own studio with this urgent report!
Kent Brockman: Outbreaks of bird flu, swine flu, and the once thought to be impossible hybrid – flying pig flu – are sweeping the nation, shutting down the town's restaurant industry.
Kent Brockman: In the face of catastrophe, Krusty, can you tell us how your restaurant is coping?
Krusty: This wouldn't have been a problem if we were allowed to switch to all B.E.E.F. patties.
Kent Brockman: Don't you mean “beef”?
Krusty: No, B.E.E.F. Byproducts of Endangered Entrails of…you know what, let's leave it a mystery.
Krusty: The upside is we're taking matters into our own hands and building a good old-fashioned slaughterhouse to produce our M.E.A.T. locally.

Task: Build Springfield Slaughterhouse

Lunchlady Dora: The slaughterhouse and Springfield Elementary have a lot in common.
Lunchlady Dora: For example, neither perform background checks.

Dora the Endorser Pt. 2

Skinner starts

Skinner: It's great to have you back in the kitchen, Dora. The children were growing suspicious after a week straight of “Bring Your Parents' Lunches To School Day".
Lunchlady Dora: I'm happy to be back.
Lunchlady Dora: Sorry, what I meant to say was I'm back.
Skinner: That's the spirit! We also need someone to fill in as school nurse. You up for the job?
Lunchlady Dora: Can I steal all the tongue depressors I want?
Skinner: If that number is less than three, then yes!

Task: Make Dora Work a Nursing Shift
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Dora the Endorser Pt. 3

Lunchlady Dora starts

Lunchlady Dora: It's your lucky day kids! We've got an all meat menu provided directly from the Springfield Slaughterhouse.
Lisa: But what are vegetarians supposed to eat?
Lunchlady Dora: I dropped a few cigarettes in the pot. Tobacco's a plant.
Lisa: Why don't you put something nutritious on the menu? Like baby carrots.
Lunchlady Dora: How about I meet you halfway with baby cow? Veal's nutritious and delicious. And not nutritious.
Lisa: That's disgusting!
Lisa: Good thing I never leave home without my Malibu Stacy “Mouthy B” portable protest kit.

Task: Make Lisa Protest the School Menu
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Lunchlady Dora Serve Lunch
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Dora the Endorser Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Lisa: Principal Skinner, the national standard for school lunches demands a balanced meal. Does a diet of all meat, all the time sound balanced to you?
Skinner: According to this food pyramid it does.
Lisa: That's just a pile of raw meat on your desk!
Skinner: Our new nurse, Dora, already branded her stamp of approval into this pyramid.
Lisa: Well if you believe it's so nutritious, you won't mind me inviting all the parents in town to sample this disgusting slop?
Lunchlady Dora: Disgusting Slop was yesterday. Today is Disgusting Slop Surprise.

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Task: Build Meat Can
Task: Make Dora Find Ingredients
Time: 8h
Location: Meat Can
Task: Make Parents Eat Cafeteria Food
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

On Job start:

Homer: Is this the slop they've been feeding our kids? And more importantly, are there seconds?
Marge: “Salisbury steak now with 100% less Salisbury"? "Chicken nuggets now with 20% more chicken face”? I don't like the sound of any of this.
Mrs. Muntz: If my boy keeps gettin' steak at school, pretty soon he'll think he's too good for the rest of us.
Ned: Frankly I think the word meat should be forbidden from school entirely. It's too sexual.
Helen Lovejoy: I'm not joining this campaign just because I like shouting slogans... but FIX IT OR NIX IT!

Dora the Endorser Pt. 5

Skinner starts

Skinner: Young lady, this is no place for independent thought and creative problem solving – this is a school!
Lunchlady Dora: All the parents are riled up, but where am I supposed to find fruits and vegetables? They don't grow on trees!
Lisa: You could try increasing the budget.
Skinner: Are you kidding? I can't even afford the red ink we need to tell us how in debt we are.
Lisa: Healthy eating is an important part of children's growth. It's like art or music.
Skinner: Of course – just like art or music! I'll cut lunches entirely!

Task: Make Parents Pack Lunches
Time: 2h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

On Job start:

Bernice Hibbert: As a working mother, I never thought I would have to stoop so low as working as a mother.
Luann: Doing this day in and day out has started to take a toll on my notes to Milhouse: “I packed extra cookies. I hope you choke on them. Love, Mom.”
Marge: Homer keeps eating the lunches I pack the kids. I tried decoy lunches, but he got those too. Same for the hidden lunches, backup lunches, and emergency lunches.
Helen Lovejoy: Won't somebody please think of the parents!

On Job end:

Wiggum: Ah jeez, Ralphie. The evidence closet is all out of peanut butter and jelly taken from the scene of the Sandwich Strangler murders. What else do you want?
Ralph: How about sushi? It's like your body is a stream and the fish are swimming down it.
Wiggum: Sushi, eh? Well as long as it can stay in an unrefrigerated sack for five hours, it's fine by me.
System Message: Take a look at what's on the menu for Ralph at the Happy Sumo. Complete Akira's quests to find out!
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Dora the Endorser Pt. 6

Lunchlady Dora starts

Lunchlady Dora: Parents! I spent all night slaving away in the school kitchen and I've come up with an affordable meat-based recipe.
Homer: Mmmm! This is both unusual and delicious! And I should know, I once ate a frozen pizza with the wrapper still on.
Luigi: Mama-mia! This is good enough to serve at my restaurant. And no, I don't have a child -- I thought this was a meet-up for single Italians.
Lisa: But what about me, what about my dietary needs?
Homer: Please Lisa, this isn't about you. Who even remembers how this all started.
Lisa: I started it. I called you all in. This is completely about me!
Homer: Lisa, there's no me in meat. Now apologize to Dora – I'm sure whatever she made this food out of is as healthy and nutritious as it is cheap.

Task: Make Dora Grind Gym Mats
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Slaughterhouse
Task: Make Dora Mash Insects
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Slaughterhouse
Task: Make Lisa Spy on Dora's Operation
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Slaughterhouse

Lisa: Apu! No one understands my choice to be a vegetarian. Why won't they listen?
Apu: I learned long ago to accept people as they are without judgment, and to ignore all those meat-eating imbeciles.
Lisa: Huh. Then maybe I won't tell them that the Lunchlady is feeding kids a mix of old gym mats and bugs.
Apu: Disgusting…and intriguingly cost efficient. Do you think she'll share her recipe?
Lisa: I can't do it. I can't stand by and let my fellow students eat gym mats. I must report this to the press.

Dora the Endorser Pt. 7

Kent Brockman starts

Kent Brockman: I'm Kent Brockman covering this hour's scandal of the century.
Kent Brockman: Dora, is it true that you've been feeding Springfield Elementary children a mix of gym mats and bugs?
Lunchlady Dora: No, Kent. It's also 10% pencil shavings.
Kent Brockman: What about all the free meat from the Springfield Slaughterhouse?
Lunchlady Dora: We had to sell it, along with that patch of fertile soil located behind the school and our robust seed collection, to afford enough gym mats and insects husks.
Kent Brockman: Well there you have it – a problem without a solution. It'll be interesting to see how Springfield parents react, but not as interesting as this next clip of me jet skiing.

Task: Make Students Eat Cafeteria Food
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Bart: Lisa, of all the mysteries you've solved, this is the one I most wished you hadn't.
Lisa: The truth hurts. But I am surprised how little parents seem to care that kids are eating grasshoppers and old wrestling mats.
Homer: Lisa, raising kids is a lot like rear-ending a car in a grocery store parking lot. If no one sees it, it's a victim-less crime.
Lisa: Dad, did you rear-end someone in a parking lot?
Homer: Not that anyone saw. Now pass the Malk!

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Sushi Ralph Pt. 1

Requires: Dora the Endorser Pt. 5 and Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2 complete

Ralph starts

Wiggum: Now Ralphie, apparently you are aging out of day care and our attempts to make you a latchkey kid have failed horribly.
Ralph: Keys taste delicious but I don't like what they unlock in my tummy.
Wiggum: Luckily for us, the Happy Sumo has opened up this unpaid sushi internship for kids.
Wiggum: It sounds like this program breaks any number of laws, but I'm no expert in what's legal and illegal, so I'll just focus on the positive - all the free ginger I can eat!

Task: Make Ralph Drop off a Resume
Time: 10m
Location: The Happy Sumo

Sushi Ralph Pt. 2

Akira starts

Akira: Let me examine you, Ralph. Such a blank stare, such tender fingers softened from years spent inside the nose. And is that a never closed fontanelle?
Wiggum: Oh yeah. I know it's tempting, but the doctor said try not to poke it with a chopstick. Each time you do, Ralphie loses another word.
Akira: Ralph, what are you thinking right now?
Ralph: ....Pass!
Akira: In Japan, sushi chefs spend years meditating to achieve an empty mind. Your son was born with it. He will be a master!

Task: Make Ralph Prepare Sushi
Time: 3h
Location: The Happy Sumo

On Job start:

Akira: Such fine sashimi - how did you learn how to use a knife like this, Wiggum-san?
Ralph: I'm not allowed to use a knife because I forget which end to hold. I used safety scissors.
Akira: I have chosen wisely! Wiggum-san, you are a prodigy! I am proud of you, my apprentice.
Ralph: Prood? Pruud? Proud? What does that mean? I've never heard it before. Or I lost it from a chopstick poke.

Sushi Ralph Pt. 3

Wiggum starts

Wiggum: Hear that, folks, my boy is a prodigy. He brings honor to the family name. I should've known – Wiggum's Gaelic for unisex fish genitals.
Wiggum: In honor of what I can only assume will be his greatest accomplishment, all the sushi you can eat! Paid for by the Springfield Police Department.
Lisa: Isn't the police department funded by the taxpayers, meaning this meal will be paid for by us?
Akira: Shhh, little girl. Here's a cucumber roll.
Lisa: It's so good! Finally, a vegetarian dish I don't have to lie about liking.

Task: Make Springfielders Eat Sushi
Time: 2h
Location: The Happy Sumo

Sea Captain: Yar, this is the freshest sushi I've ever eaten, and once a fish committed suicide by jumping into me mouth.
Ned: Why, I'm eating fish and it isn't even Friday. It's so good I don't even care that I'm breaking the 138th secret commandment.
Judge Snyder: This fish is guilty… of being delicious. I demand to see the chef in my chambers.
Akira: Like a lotus blossom floats on the water, so will I raise my prices.

Sushi Ralph Pt. 4

Homer starts

Homer: My stomach feels t-t-terribly wrong.
Sea Captain: Yar, me belly's heavin' like a dinghy lost at sea. Or like a man makin' a metaphor before he pukes.
Milhouse: I don't feel so good either.
Marge: Alright, that's it, we're going to see Dr. Hibbert.

Task: Make Springfielders Get Stomach Pumped
Time: 2h
Location: Hibbert Family Practice

On Job start:

Dr. Hibbert: Why, all of these people have been poisoned. Food poisoned!
Lisa: Oh no, it must be Ralph and the Happy Sumo. I knew it was too good to be true.

On Job end:

Dr. Hibbert: Looks like it was tainted Krusty Burgers... which apparently everyone in town ate after their sushi because pieces of raw fish on rice just don't really fill you up.
Akira: I wish you had told me that before I fell upon my sword to defend my honor. Little help, please?
Homer: Wait, I didn't eat any Krusty Burger last night. Why do I still feel sick?
Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, after pumping your stomach we found several Krusty Burgers, some still in their wrappers. We also found six pounds of shrimp scampi, $8.50 in loose change, and-
Homer: Alright, alright, you've made your point. Now I'll take my $8.50 and my shrimp scampi and be on my way.
Akira: Seriously, I could really use some medical attention.

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