VxMarmitex9 wrote:
paulzuk wrote:
VxMarmitex9 wrote:
Be incredibly lazy and not be ashamed?
It's bad enough that you're from Lancaster. You have plenty to be ashamed about. :wink: :lol:
Don't feel bad, my mother is from Westhoughton, near Bolton, home of the "cayeads". If you don't know the story, it involved a Westhoughton farmer who found one of his cows had somehow got its head stuck in the fence that surrounded the field. To solve the problem, he cut off the cows head (cayead). Now, it can be argued that the fence was worth more than the cow, so the farmer was smart after all. Either way, that is the most interesting story I can share concerning my heritage. How humiliating is that? :wink:
@emmcee. I assume you are telling me you are a stripper and typo'd you're reply in the quote. If so, the forum demands proof of your stripping talents. :wink:
Not cool dude, not cool! :P I'm sure the cow wasn't too happy about that though, my mum's is from Bolton! Lancaster is brilliant! Home of the stupidly expensive bus fares and poor weather!
:lol: Oddly, the cow was not available for comment. Sounds like a conspiracy to me.
Actually, I love Lancaster and have been there a few times. From my perspective, it's the gateway to the Lake District. I'm in Saddleworth, so I know all about poor weather. :wink:
