Pride Month 2015 ***WALKTHROUGH***
Gil Deal
Gil: Gil Gunderson, real estate agent, at your service!
Roscoe: You're my realtor? The realtors on reality shows are all hot gay men.
Gil: I may not be hot, or gay, or licensed as a realtor, but I've got a deal on a steel mill that's so hot you're gonna need tongs!
Roscoe: A discount steel mill? What's the catch?
Gil: Wood paneling and shag carpet. It was done in the 70s.
Roscoe: What wasn't?
If the user denies:
Gil: Dang it, that commission check was gonna pay my next month's rent!
Gil: Looks like instead of selling the steel mill, I'm gonna be squatting there…
Roscoe: Not alone, you're not!
Gil: *gulp*
If the user accepts:
Homer: A steel mill? D’oh! I thought they were gonna put a Super Mega Krusty Burger there!
Ned: Praise the heavens, this steel mill is a miracle from above!
Homer: Technically everything in this town is -- you know, Sky Finger and all -- but what good is it to you?
Ned: Now I can buy steel direct from the factory, so I can finally afford to build that 200-foot-high Virgin Mary on my front yard!
Homer: That better not be a purchasable item.
Mo-thusiasm Pt. 1
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Homer, this steel mill's turned out to be a real fixer-upper!
Roscoe: To pay for the renovations, I'm going to use the space at night as a gay dance bar for moustached men: “The Anvil.”
Homer: Heh heh, let's see Flanders try to spin this as a miracle!
Roscoe: Does this Flanders guy perchance have a moustache? I need to hire some go-go dancers.
Homer: Then let's go-go meet him!
Task: Make Roscoe Chat with Flanders
Time: 8h
Location: Flanders Home
Requires: Ned
On job start:
Homer: Flanders, your happy days are over. Get ready to be like the rest of us!
On job end:
Ned: Wow, Homer, two miracles in one day. First the steel mill, and then you introduce me to Roscoe!
Homer: What the--? You LIKED meeting Roscoe?
Ned: I gave him some renovation tips from my experience remodeling my baptistery. Helped me meet my monthly help-thy-neighbor quota.
Homer: But didn't you get freaked out when he asked you to be a go-go dancer?
Ned: He said I could wear khakis over the thong. How could I refuse? I'll be working Tuesdays and Thursdays -- stop by and say hi!
Mo-thusiasm Pt. 2
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Hey Ned, mind if I ask you for some business advice?
Ned: Sure, I love pain-free ways of superficially showing tolerance!
Roscoe: So, if past experience is a guide, church-going males are an important potential customer base for my gay dance club.
Roscoe: What's the best way to reach that audience?
Ned: You know, many people don't realize the New Testament has a lot to say about New Media...
Task: Make Ned Give Business Tips
Task: Make Roscoe Take Notes
Time: 12h
Location: Flanders Home
Mo-thusiasm Pt. 3
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Welcome Ned, to the grand opening of The Anvil!
Ned: Opening? Shouldn't you be closing? It's midnight.
Roscoe: Apparently you're unaware that in the EDM-based male-dance-club subculture, things only really get going after midnight.
Task: Make Springfielders Get Down at the Anvil
Time: 4h
Location: Ajax Steel Mill
Task: Make Roscoe Play Hard
Time: 12h
On job start:
Ned: I'm beginning to regret giving you all that advice.
Roscoe: What, can't you handle this much scantily-clad stache?
Ned: I'm perfectly comfortable in my stachehood. But it's after midnight on a Saturday, which means it's technically Sunday! This is sacreligious!
Dance Off
Requires Level 25 and Smithers
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Sorry about the long line to get in, but I need to make the place seem exclusive.
Roscoe: Anybody have enough stache to challenge me to a waiting line dance-off?
Duffman: Duffman has free beer for the winner! And free glow sticks for anyone who wants to look like an idiot!
Smithers: I'm always up for a competition to erase my childhood memories of athletic ineptitude. Challenge accepted!
System Message: New permanent jobs at the Ajax Steel Mill available for Roscoe, Smithers, and Duffman!
Task: Make Roscoe Dance Outside the Steel Mill
Task: Make Smithers Dance Outside the Steel Mill
If the user has Duffman: Task: Make Duffman Dance Outside the Steel Mill
Time: 5h
Location: Ajax Steel Mill
Gil: Gil Gunderson, real estate agent, at your service!
Roscoe: You're my realtor? The realtors on reality shows are all hot gay men.
Gil: I may not be hot, or gay, or licensed as a realtor, but I've got a deal on a steel mill that's so hot you're gonna need tongs!
Roscoe: A discount steel mill? What's the catch?
Gil: Wood paneling and shag carpet. It was done in the 70s.
Roscoe: What wasn't?
If the user denies:
Gil: Dang it, that commission check was gonna pay my next month's rent!
Gil: Looks like instead of selling the steel mill, I'm gonna be squatting there…
Roscoe: Not alone, you're not!
Gil: *gulp*
If the user accepts:
Homer: A steel mill? D’oh! I thought they were gonna put a Super Mega Krusty Burger there!
Ned: Praise the heavens, this steel mill is a miracle from above!
Homer: Technically everything in this town is -- you know, Sky Finger and all -- but what good is it to you?
Ned: Now I can buy steel direct from the factory, so I can finally afford to build that 200-foot-high Virgin Mary on my front yard!
Homer: That better not be a purchasable item.
Mo-thusiasm Pt. 1
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Homer, this steel mill's turned out to be a real fixer-upper!
Roscoe: To pay for the renovations, I'm going to use the space at night as a gay dance bar for moustached men: “The Anvil.”
Homer: Heh heh, let's see Flanders try to spin this as a miracle!
Roscoe: Does this Flanders guy perchance have a moustache? I need to hire some go-go dancers.
Homer: Then let's go-go meet him!
Task: Make Roscoe Chat with Flanders
Time: 8h
Location: Flanders Home
Requires: Ned
On job start:
Homer: Flanders, your happy days are over. Get ready to be like the rest of us!
On job end:
Ned: Wow, Homer, two miracles in one day. First the steel mill, and then you introduce me to Roscoe!
Homer: What the--? You LIKED meeting Roscoe?
Ned: I gave him some renovation tips from my experience remodeling my baptistery. Helped me meet my monthly help-thy-neighbor quota.
Homer: But didn't you get freaked out when he asked you to be a go-go dancer?
Ned: He said I could wear khakis over the thong. How could I refuse? I'll be working Tuesdays and Thursdays -- stop by and say hi!
Mo-thusiasm Pt. 2
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Hey Ned, mind if I ask you for some business advice?
Ned: Sure, I love pain-free ways of superficially showing tolerance!
Roscoe: So, if past experience is a guide, church-going males are an important potential customer base for my gay dance club.
Roscoe: What's the best way to reach that audience?
Ned: You know, many people don't realize the New Testament has a lot to say about New Media...
Task: Make Ned Give Business Tips
Task: Make Roscoe Take Notes
Time: 12h
Location: Flanders Home
Mo-thusiasm Pt. 3
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Welcome Ned, to the grand opening of The Anvil!
Ned: Opening? Shouldn't you be closing? It's midnight.
Roscoe: Apparently you're unaware that in the EDM-based male-dance-club subculture, things only really get going after midnight.
Task: Make Springfielders Get Down at the Anvil
Time: 4h
Location: Ajax Steel Mill
Task: Make Roscoe Play Hard
Time: 12h
On job start:
Ned: I'm beginning to regret giving you all that advice.
Roscoe: What, can't you handle this much scantily-clad stache?
Ned: I'm perfectly comfortable in my stachehood. But it's after midnight on a Saturday, which means it's technically Sunday! This is sacreligious!
Dance Off
Requires Level 25 and Smithers
Roscoe starts
Roscoe: Sorry about the long line to get in, but I need to make the place seem exclusive.
Roscoe: Anybody have enough stache to challenge me to a waiting line dance-off?
Duffman: Duffman has free beer for the winner! And free glow sticks for anyone who wants to look like an idiot!
Smithers: I'm always up for a competition to erase my childhood memories of athletic ineptitude. Challenge accepted!
System Message: New permanent jobs at the Ajax Steel Mill available for Roscoe, Smithers, and Duffman!
Task: Make Roscoe Dance Outside the Steel Mill
Task: Make Smithers Dance Outside the Steel Mill
If the user has Duffman: Task: Make Duffman Dance Outside the Steel Mill
Time: 5h
Location: Ajax Steel Mill
