Progress report for 2016 Halloween event. ACT TWO

"anaquarind;1474852" wrote:
33,000.

Normally I'm on the higher end of completion, but I only just realized that I was suffering from Feral Beast constipation.

After leaving the game overnight I only had just 4 Feral Beasts! I read back a few posts and found the thread describing the Feral Beasts getting stuck behind buildings. Sure enough after going into build mode and scanning my town with x-ray vision, I found clusters of the Feral Beasts stuck behind tightly clustered buildings!

Just a reminder that if you suffer from Feral Beast constipation, take your build-mode laxative at least once a day. It's the only way your Feral Beasts will maintain regularity!

Build-mode laxatives are not for everybody. Consult your tech expert before beginning to take build-mode laxatives. Side effects may include sleepless nights, Tapper's Thumb and general alienation from family members. If you experience glitches or buggy graphics contact EA and stop taking build-mode laxatives immediately

This is the best post. Everyone else stop. Any and all future posts in this thread are futile.

Sure, sure, tell us your numbers, but don't try to be witty. To do so would be like Carrot Top following Shakespeare.