Gil OfferAfter completing S
t. Easter?
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Gil: Easter and S
t. Patrick's Day all in one holiday basket this year!
Gil: Ol' Gil's got something up his short sleeves that'll make you green with envy!
Gil: The fabulous Notre Dame of Springfield complete with its own leprechaun hunchback!
Groundskeeper Seamus: I be no leprechaun! And me hunch grew after bein' bit by a camel in a fistfight at the Killarney Zoo!
Offer declined:
Gil: Ah nuts! I'll be eating raw potatoes and cabbage tonight.
Groundskeeper Seamus: Mind sharing a wee bit?
Offer accepted:
Groundskeeper Seamus: Top of the mornin' to ya!
Groundskeeper Seamus: Up for a pint?!
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 1Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Groundskeeper Seamus: Alright b'ys, time to knock noggins about S
t. Patrick's Day. But let's keep it twisted under our twill.
Homer: Wait a minute, are you with that drunken Irish militant group?
Groundskeeper Seamus: There's some redundancy there but that's us. The Irish Pride Alliance. IPA for short!
Homer: IPA?! IB swayed! I'm in!
Task: Make the IPA Secretly Drink IPAs at O'Flanagan's
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Characters: Groundskeeper Seamus, Father Sean, Homer, Roscoe, Tom O'Flanagan
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 2Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Groundskeeper Seamus: S
t. Patrick's day should be every day. Beer all year!
Willie: Speaking on behalf o' the town: stop this drunken Irish mayhem!
Moe: Hey buddy, what do you got against drinking and mayhem?
Willie: Nothing. I just want t' make room for drunken Scottish mayhem!
Task: Make Seamus Drink a Can of Beer
Task: Make Willie Drink a Can of Scotch
Time: 1h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 3Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Groundskeeper Seamus: HEY! I know you! Yer that other bloody groundskeeper! All ye haggis eaters look alike.
Willie: Keep yer unconherent blithering t' yerself you tater 'ating dunderheid!
Task: Make Seamus Fight Willie
Time: 2h
Location: Notre Dame Of Springfield
Requires: Willy
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 4Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Tom O'Flanagan: Looks like fisticuffs and brouhahas are breakin' out all over!
Quimby: If I can't bury my head to all this malarkey, I'll have to institute martial law!
Jasper: My beard's talking to me and its got a better idea – ban all Irish from entering Springfield.
Jasper: My beard's tough on outsiders.
Wiggum: Ban all Irish?! That's horrible! Wait. I'm not Irish. Okay... let's ban all Irish!
Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Seamus Go to Jail
Task: Make Willie Go to Jail
Time: 24h
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Wiggum Hunt Leprechauns
Time: 24h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Groundskeeper Seamus: Ugh, Seamus is so hungover... with the biggest headache ever.
Willie: Quit bellyachin'. Yer headache is no bigger than Willie's!
Willie: I'll need to toss back a couple more if we're bangin' heads again.
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 5Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Groundskeeper Seamus: We're outta the barley mash and I've lost the will to fight me friend.
Willie: Lost the will to fight a friend?! Then you've lost the will to live!
Homer: If you need more liquid anger, I have some chocolate-covered liquor candy!
Homer: Most are from Christmas. They might have gone bad--
Groundskeeper Seamus: THAT'LL do 'er!
Task: Make Seamus Eat Liquor Chocolates
Task: Make Willie Eat Liquor Chocolates
Time: 2h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Groundskeeper Seamus: These old chocolate liquor bottles are amazing!
Willie: I'm a kid at Christmas again – drunk and sick to me stomach!
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 6Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Groundskeeper Seamus: ...So an Irishman walks OUT of a bar... I'm kiddin'. It can't happen.
Willie: HAHAHA, I love when the Irish knock their own!
Groundskeeper Seamus: It's a warm up to knockin' the Scots, ya bagpipe blowin' caber tosser!
Willie: Git a sense o' humor ya bleedin' tick, geebag, dried-up haggis!
Task: Make Seamus fight Willie
Time: 2h
Location: Notre Dame Of Springfield
Requires: Willy
Leprechaun DialogueAfter tapping Northern Irish Leprechaun once:
Northern Irish Leprechaun: Ardchully-aboo!
After tapping Northern Irish Leprechaun twice:
Northern Irish Leprechaun: Fustine-stelly-aboo!
After tapping Northern Irish Leprechaun three times:
Northern Irish Leprechaun: Faugh a ballagh ceithearn!
