Saint Patrick's Day 2015 ***WALKTHROUGH***
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Gil's Deal
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Gil: Hello there, Mr. Szyslak! Now I know you told me never to show my sad face in here again, but I've got something you are going to love.
Gil: Steak fries dinner, that is. Ol Gil's still in a lot of debt.
Gil: Isn't this broken mirror calling your name? It comes pre-cracked, so you don't have to worry about bad luck.
Moe: It would be nice to not have to see myself as I actually appear when I look in the mirror. Sold!
Gil: Wow! Gilly boy, better stop while you're ahead. Unless, Mr. Simpson, you'd like this box of chocolates for your wife?
Homer: I ate all the chocolates while you were talking. How much do I owe you?
Gil: Oh, it's pretty expensive. Those were rare expired, I mean vintage chocolates.
Homer: Here's everything in my wallet. Cash, coupons, full punch cards, pictures of loved ones.
Gil: Oh boy! Gil's big day. Cash and a pretend family to show off to the boys at the Y. They are not going to believe it.
Gil: Now if I could only sell this Irish Castle that's rumored to be good luck, I'll be having steak dinner tonight!
If the user accepts:
Gil: Another Sale! Wait... did I just sell the one thing that was helping me sell things? Oh, Gil, another quarter you won't make the Port-au-Prince Business School's alumni newsletter.
If the user denies:
Gil: You must be swimming in good fortune to be passing up this old, drafty, haunted castle! Luckily for Ol' Gil, the ghosts keep me company!
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The Greatest Prey
Homer starts
Homer: Looks like Springfield has finally got an old Irish castle! We're really moving up in the world. Unlike Shelbyville with its gimmicky Swiss Chalet.
Bart: What are you going to do with an old Irish castle?
Homer: Millions of things! Like finally vanquish the most dangerous of foes.
Bart: Alcoholism? Because it would be really great if you could show up sober to my scout meetings.
Homer: No! Leprechauns!
Leprechaun: You'll never catch me, ya blubberin' potato sack!
Homer: Flanders! Help me catch these heathen imps and I'll give your fly-fishing waders back.
Ned: It would be nice to have dry pants for river baptisms.
Ned: Plus any creatures not mentioned in the Bible are the devil's work - like dinosaurs and female politicians. It's a win-diddly-win!
Task: Make Homer Hunt Leprechauns
Time: 6h
Task: Make Ned Hunt Leprechauns
Time: 6h
Homer: They got away! Why don't I ever get the things I ask other people to get for me?
Ned: Can I at least have my waders back?
Homer: What? Oh, I burned those months ago.
Loose Lips
Moe starts
Moe: I hear loose-lipped dames are heading up to that Irish Castle to kiss a rock for good luck.
Moe: And my face has been described as craggy, jagged, and coarse -- maybe I can get a kiss too!
Moe: Maybe I'll dress up like a troll and say I'm part of Irish folklore. They'll eat that up.
Barney: Wow! Your troll make-up is fantastic!
Moe: I don't have any on yet. This is my face. My ugly face.
Barney: Staying in character - I like it. Now, go meet some ladies and turn that frown upside down.
Moe: This is me smiling. My ugly smile on my ugly face. And now to raise my already sky high self esteem by pretending to be a monster.
Task: Make Moe Act Like a Troll
Time: 8h
Location: Blarney Castle
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Catch The Leprechaun
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Cletus: Did a mythical creature just run across my yard? Oh miracle of creation! Brandine, get me my shotgun.
Cletus: I've hunted raccoons, gators, possum, bargains, and briefly Nazis, but I ain't never hunted no leprechauns.
Cletus: Scraped one off of the highway once. It had tasty hearts, stars, and clovers, but I didn't care for them horseshoes or balloons.
Task: Tap the Leprechaun (x10)
Gil's Deal
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Gil: Hello there, Mr. Szyslak! Now I know you told me never to show my sad face in here again, but I've got something you are going to love.
Gil: Steak fries dinner, that is. Ol Gil's still in a lot of debt.
Gil: Isn't this broken mirror calling your name? It comes pre-cracked, so you don't have to worry about bad luck.
Moe: It would be nice to not have to see myself as I actually appear when I look in the mirror. Sold!
Gil: Wow! Gilly boy, better stop while you're ahead. Unless, Mr. Simpson, you'd like this box of chocolates for your wife?
Homer: I ate all the chocolates while you were talking. How much do I owe you?
Gil: Oh, it's pretty expensive. Those were rare expired, I mean vintage chocolates.
Homer: Here's everything in my wallet. Cash, coupons, full punch cards, pictures of loved ones.
Gil: Oh boy! Gil's big day. Cash and a pretend family to show off to the boys at the Y. They are not going to believe it.
Gil: Now if I could only sell this Irish Castle that's rumored to be good luck, I'll be having steak dinner tonight!
If the user accepts:
Gil: Another Sale! Wait... did I just sell the one thing that was helping me sell things? Oh, Gil, another quarter you won't make the Port-au-Prince Business School's alumni newsletter.
If the user denies:
Gil: You must be swimming in good fortune to be passing up this old, drafty, haunted castle! Luckily for Ol' Gil, the ghosts keep me company!
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The Greatest Prey
Homer starts
Homer: Looks like Springfield has finally got an old Irish castle! We're really moving up in the world. Unlike Shelbyville with its gimmicky Swiss Chalet.
Bart: What are you going to do with an old Irish castle?
Homer: Millions of things! Like finally vanquish the most dangerous of foes.
Bart: Alcoholism? Because it would be really great if you could show up sober to my scout meetings.
Homer: No! Leprechauns!
Leprechaun: You'll never catch me, ya blubberin' potato sack!
Homer: Flanders! Help me catch these heathen imps and I'll give your fly-fishing waders back.
Ned: It would be nice to have dry pants for river baptisms.
Ned: Plus any creatures not mentioned in the Bible are the devil's work - like dinosaurs and female politicians. It's a win-diddly-win!
Task: Make Homer Hunt Leprechauns
Time: 6h
Task: Make Ned Hunt Leprechauns
Time: 6h
Homer: They got away! Why don't I ever get the things I ask other people to get for me?
Ned: Can I at least have my waders back?
Homer: What? Oh, I burned those months ago.
Loose Lips
Moe starts
Moe: I hear loose-lipped dames are heading up to that Irish Castle to kiss a rock for good luck.
Moe: And my face has been described as craggy, jagged, and coarse -- maybe I can get a kiss too!
Moe: Maybe I'll dress up like a troll and say I'm part of Irish folklore. They'll eat that up.
Barney: Wow! Your troll make-up is fantastic!
Moe: I don't have any on yet. This is my face. My ugly face.
Barney: Staying in character - I like it. Now, go meet some ladies and turn that frown upside down.
Moe: This is me smiling. My ugly smile on my ugly face. And now to raise my already sky high self esteem by pretending to be a monster.
Task: Make Moe Act Like a Troll
Time: 8h
Location: Blarney Castle
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Catch The Leprechaun
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Cletus: Did a mythical creature just run across my yard? Oh miracle of creation! Brandine, get me my shotgun.
Cletus: I've hunted raccoons, gators, possum, bargains, and briefly Nazis, but I ain't never hunted no leprechauns.
Cletus: Scraped one off of the highway once. It had tasty hearts, stars, and clovers, but I didn't care for them horseshoes or balloons.
Task: Tap the Leprechaun (x10)
