Squidport is not here.

KristinMJ78 wrote:
Squidport is not here so I decided to get some fresh air last night after work. Bad idea.
Fresh air by the pool and maybe get a tan. This led to an allergy attack since landscapers were mowing, proceeded to get stung by a bee and the epipen didn't work (good enough to get to hospital) but next morning/now, in hospital recovering.
All because I wanted a tan and some fresh air. LoL. :-(

But you forgot to mention that you also suffered first degree sunburn as the SPF wasn't high enough on the tanning lotion you used. The pool chlorine was too strong, bleaching your hair a hideous shade of orange and caused massive eye redness that nearly blinded you. In your effort to escape the pool, you stumbled breaking a toe which caused you to fall and chip a tooth. That, of course, is when the bee stung you.

Other than that, it seems you had a great time outside, even though it was only for 43 seconds.