Superheroes 2: Premium Walkthrough
EVENT GUIDES
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ISSUE 1
Sequel Squad Membership
24 hours after first Friend visit
Fallout Boy starts
Fallout Boy: Now, what we need is to find a new name for our team.
Fallout Boy: Something strong, punchy, easy for a man, woman or child to call out in exclamation.
Fallout Boy: How ‘bout Sequel Squad!
Pie Man: What if this is a reboot and not an actual sequel? Superhero names have to be accurate. Especially if we're getting costumes printed up.
System Message: Get the Sequel Squad Membership Card and earn double rewards for capturing Criminals in a friend's town!
Sequel Squad Membership Purchased System Message: Congratulations on your purchase of the Sequel Squad Membership Card. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Criminals in a friend's town!
Burning Memories
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Oh Wholesome and Sons, I have many fond memories of avoiding bullies in your comic comfort.
Mr. Burns: And you're back, just as I remember... burning.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Recall Childhood Memories
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Mr. Burns: I used to be haunted by the memories of this place every time I heard my own name.
Mr. Burns: Now I have the actual shop here to haunt me of father's arson of my childhood pleasures... and the shop too I guess.
Lasers are Forever
Homer starts
Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I would like to introduce Springfield's very first satellite!
Homer: Whoa! Does it have lasers?
Quimby: No, it doesn't come equipped with lasers.
Lenny: No lasers?! How uncool is that?
Carl: Yeah, we could have destroyed Shelbyville with lasers!
Task: Make Springfielders Protest the Lack of Lasers
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall
Professor Frink: Actually, I did install lasers, to measure gravitational waves and discover the origins of the universe...
Carl: Point them at Shelbyville!
Hidden High Jinks
Auto starts
Homer: Nice new basketball court Mr. Burns!
Mr. Burns: Foolish Simpson! I haven't exercised since James Naismith and I hung the first peach basket.
Mr. Burns: This court is for much more than basket-ed ball.
Task: Tap on the Basketball Court
Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 1
Citizen Solar starts
Citizen Solar: You know what Wind Lad? I've been feeling pretty dandy lately.
Citizen Solar: The sun's been shining bright and I'm as cranked up as a Tesla supercharger.
Wind Lad: I'm feeling great too. I'm spinning faster than a category 6 tornado-alley twister.
Wind Lad: If these weather patterns keep up we may no longer be second rate heroes!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Bathe in the Sun
Task: Make Wind Lad Dance in the Wind
Time: 4h
Citizen Solar: I've never enjoyed the blazing, scorching, unbearable sun more!
Wind Lad: There hasn't been more hot air blowing since the last GOP debate!
Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 2
Citizen Solar starts
Wind Lad: Citizen Solar, what happens if the weather stops being so great for us?
Citizen Solar: We become nobodies again… dust in the wind, Wind Lad.
Wind Lad: Maybe if we study the weather we'll be able to forecast low winds and poor UV light.
Wind Lad: Then if the weather takes a turn for the worse we can just go into hiding!
Citizen Solar: Excellent idea Wind Lad. To the books we go!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Study the Weather
Task: Make Wind Lad Study the Weather
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Library
Citizen Solar: I've found some disturbing news about our new strength Wind Lad...
Wind Lad: Me too Citizen Solar...
Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 3
Citizen Solar starts
Citizen Solar: The reason my power has been so great lately is due to the thinning ozone layers.
Citizen Solar: More UV rays are shining onto the planet hence the boost to my solar power.
Wind Lad: The higher average temperature increase has caused more storms and turbulence in the atmosphere.
Wind Lad: Both of us are benefitting from the effects of climate change!
Wind Lad: The only way we're both going to stay strong is if people keep using fossil fuels!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Support Fossil Fuels
Task: Make Wind Lad Deny Climate Change
Time: 12h
Location: Town Hall
Lisa: What are you guys doing? You know the effects of climate change!
Wind Lad: Exactly! If the earth is warming, how does Santa Claus still get around?
Citizen Solar: We use oil for things we love. We put it on our salads, in our cars, and to cure squeaks.
Lisa: Neither of those points make sense.
Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 4
Citizen Solar starts
Lisa: I can't keep letting Wind Lad and Citizen Solar go around spouting this non-sense.
Lisa: They're supposed to be supporters of clean energy!
Homer: Wind Lad did make a good point though. Santa still visits Springfield every year.
Homer: And the earth warming up is good for lots of wonderful things – palm trees, swimming pools, road runners, scorpions…
Lisa: Ugh.....
Task: Make Lisa Research Clean Energy Benefits
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Library
Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 5
Citizen Solar starts
Lisa: Wind Lad, Citizen Solar, you can't support fossil fuels anymore.
Lisa: I know you think it's making you guys stronger, but you don't need to be stronger.
Lisa: Renewable energy isn't meant to be more powerful than fossil fuels, it's meant to outlast them.
Citizen Solar: But how are we supposed to beat our enemies?
Lisa: That's my point, you don't need to beat them, you're going to outlast them.
Task: Make Citizen Solar Generate Renewable Energy
Task: Make Wind Lad Blast Off
Time: 24h
Citizen Solar: I'm doing it Wind Lad! The sun's gentle caress is charging my solar cells. I'll be able to solar blast bad guys for years to come.
Wind Lad: And continual gentle breezes will offer me the opportunity to fight today, tomorrow and forever!
Springfield Asylum Gil Offer
Auto starts
Gil: Superheroes, today I have something that I am sure you will AB-SO-LU-TELY love!
Pie Man: A boatload of donuts on sale?
Fallout Boy: A superhero's utility belt?
Gil: No sorry, I was told not to do the first one ever again and the second would cost more to manufacture than I'm worth.
Pie Man: I hear ya.
Fallout Boy: ...
Gil: I have something much much better! What about the Springfield Home for the Criminally Different?!
Fallout Boy: The what? That doesn't sound like something we'd love to have in Springfield.
Gil: It's a lunatic asylum, and it's EXACTLY what superheroes are looking for…
Gil: Did I mention that in the last ten months escapes are up 150% and that 75% of staff members end up as residents and visa versa?
Gil: How can you possibly beat that?
Offer accepted:
Gil: Good doing business with you, pally. Everyone needs friends and you and these loonies are gonna end up fast ones.
Offer declined:
Gil: Can't blame you for not wanting to add some zip-zam-zoom to your gloomy life. Probably afraid of the dark corners and the constant sounds of screaming…
A Lovely Lunatic Lunch
Milhouse Starts
Bart: Dare you to go in the asylum Milhouse!
Milhouse: I double dare you to go into it!
Bart: I'd triple dare you but I'm unsure of numbers after that so let's just draw straws.
Milhouse: Okay.
Milhouse: Aww the short straw?! Alright, call the police if I'm not out in 5 minutes.
Task: Make Milhouse Enter the Asylum
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Asylum
Milhouse: Bart! You'd never believe what I saw in the asylum!
Bart: You were in there for 4 hours!
Milhouse: I know! The patients were so entertaining.
Milhouse: We played escape games from these white jackets and something called loboto-me!
Jurassic Spark Pt. 1
If the user haven't started A Stalk to Remember
Petroleus Rex starts
Petroleus Rex: Whoa! I just woke up from a dream where I was an environmental scientist named something silly like Rex Burnstein.
Lisa: That wasn't a dream Petroleus, you were remembering your past. You were a famous environmentalist!
Petroleus Rex: Does being an environmental scientist include dousing things in petrol and lighting them on fire?
Lisa: It definitely does not.
Petroleus Rex: Eh, doesn't sound like I'd be interested in it then.
Task: Make Lisa Convince Petroleus Rex of His Past
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Library
Jurassic Spark Pt. 2
Petroleus Rex starts
Petroleus Rex: So you're willing to teach me how to be an environmental scientist again?
Lisa: Of course! You can become a world-renowned lover of earth again!
Petroleus Rex: That part doesn't really interest me.
Petroleus Rex: Truth is that there isn't much to do for a gasoline gunning T-Rex in Springfield.
Lisa: Well let's start off with something easy, how about watering plants?
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Terrorize Springfield
Time: 8h
Lisa: No Petroleus! Plants need water not gasoline!
Jurassic Spark Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: Okay so watering plants didn't work out. Perhaps water and oil by-products don't mix.
Petroleus Rex: All I remember about science is that petrol is the best way to liven a party.
Lisa: Or an even better way; culturing bacteria in an Erlenmeyer Flask!
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Do Research
Time: 24h
Lisa: Petroleus! You've managed to mutate the bacteria I gave you into petroleum distilling organisms.
Lisa: It's quite impressive and quite opposite what an environmental scientist should be doing.
Jurassic Spark Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: Perhaps you'd be better outside of the lab. How are you with paperwork?
Petroleus Rex: Would paperwork involve fires and explosions?!
Lisa: You can read about them in environmental impact reports at the library! Give it a try!
Petroleus Rex: Grrrrr...
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Read About Environmental Science
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Library
Lisa: Perhaps the library isn't the best place for you...
Lisa: I don't approve of school districts burning books and I know burning down the library was an accident, but still…
Jurassic Spark Pt. 5
Petroleus Rex starts
Petroleus Rex: I'm not suited for this environmental stuff Lisa.
Petroleus Rex: I'm a mean, green, gas guzzling, meat masticating, jurassic machine.
Petroleus Rex: The lab life isn't for me, I must answer my true calling of being an evil villain.
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Perform Evil Deeds
Time: 4h
ISSUE 2
Withdrawing a Blank
Marge starts
Marge: Hey look Homer! Our bank is finally back!
Homer: Bank... Ba... aank... Baaank, oh yeah! Those are the money places right?
Marge: Homer, I know you only cash your pay checks at Moe's but you can't forget what a bank is! C'mon, we're going to do a budget.
Task: Make Marge Force Homer to Manage Finances
Time: 8h
Location: First Bank Of Springfield
Requires: Homer
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 1
Milo starts
Milo: Ah, it's great to be back in this nerd loving city.
Comic Book Guy: Do we really need another comic book store in this town?
Quimby: Competition leads to lower prices. This does not apply to government contracts.
Milo: I'm going to step up the game in the comic book business.
Task: Make Milo Give out Japanese Hard Candy
Time: 4h
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 2
Comic Book Guy starts
Comic Book Guy: I can't let this interloper steal my customer base. I must do the one thing I hate the most...
Comic Book Guy: ...a promotional sale.
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Implement Promotional Prices
Time: 8h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Milo: Android's Dungeon puts on a sale before I can even hang my “open-abierto” sign?!
Milo: There's only one way to retaliate…
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 3
Milo starts
Milo: A better promotional sale!
Milo: 25% off of everything opening sale!
Task: Make Milo Mark Everything 25% Off
Time: 8h
Location: Coolsville
Comic Book Guy: He's putting everything on sale!?! This means war.
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 4
Comic Book Guy starts
Comic Book Guy: Calling all tiny comic book nerds! What type of sale do you desire?
Bart: You want OUR sales advice?
Comic Book Guy: I hate myself for listening to my customers, but yes.
Milhouse: Buy one get one free!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Start a Buy One Get One Free Sale
Time: 12h
Location: Android's Dungeon
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 5
Milo starts
Milo: Buy one get one free?! I'll better that -- 50% off everything.
Comic Book Guy: No bonus?! I can beat that – buy any comic, get the whole series free!
Milo: A whole series? How about a free crisp $50 for entering my store!
Comic Book Guy: Free limited edition, one of a kind memorabilia with every purchase!
Milo: One of whatever you want with any sized purchase!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Have Unreasonable Promotions
Time: 24h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Task: Make Milo Have Unreasonable Sales
Time: 24h
Location: Coolsville
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 6
Milo starts
Milo: This is getting out of hand. I can't afford to keep this up.
Milo: I'm going to have to confront Comic Book Guy about this, or we'll both go out of business.
Task: Make Milo Confront Comic Book Guy
Time: 12h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Milo: Whoa, you gave away a one-of-a-kind Radioactive Man misprint figurine?
Milo: I had to give away my personal copy of my favorite comic, Busman.
Comic Book Guy: Eegads! You had a copy of Busman? (SIGH) We've both had it rough, haven't we?
Comic Book Guy: How about we call a truce to this business dispute, Milo?
Milo: Milo? Does this mean I can call you Jeff?
Comic Book Guy: No.
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1
The Fracker starts
The Fracker: New city means new grounds to frack.
The Fracker: Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs.
The Fracker: I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water.
Task: Make The Fracker Advertise his Services
Time: 8h
Location: Town Hall
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production!
Smithers: If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield.
Mr. Burns: That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake!
Smithers: That's not what I meant sir...
Mr. Burns: Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Perform Geological Surveys
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3
Mr. Burns starts
Smithers: Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west.
Mr. Burns: I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job!
Smithers: Excellent joke sir.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4
The Fracker starts
The Fracker: You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field?
The Fracker: Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse.
The Fracker: Causing an earthquake? Part of the job.
The Fracker: Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go.
Mr. Burns: We'll pay you whatever it takes.
The Fracker: Done.
Task: Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack
Time: 4h
Lisa: No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong!
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5
Lisa starts
Lisa: It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake.
Lisa: I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far.
Lisa: It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them...
Lisa: But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse.
The Fracker: Your rambling annoys me child.
Task: Make The Fracker Frack the Ground
Time: 24h
Mr. Burns: You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee!
Ralph: My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank!
Platinum Scratch-R Pt. 1
Auto starts on June 28th or July 20th
Apu: By the many arms of Vishnu! These Superhero fights are destroying my store! Where am I going to get the money to fix it?
Apu: Maybe there's something I can sell in the basement. I found that skeleton once that the medical school made me a pretty rupee for!
Apu: Look at that... a platinum Scratch-R! Stuck to a box of wieners from 1957. I should sell this!
Apu: ...and quickly adjust the expiration date on this box.
ISSUE 3
Dawn of Justness Pt. 1
Bart starts
Bartman: There's really nothing like a good Itchy & Scratchy episode after a weary night of crime fighting.
Bartman: Wait… the news is on, let's see if I'm the lead story again!
Kent Brockman: Only on Channel 6: a woman and her kitten were pulled to safety from an apartment fire by local superhero, Radioactive Man.
Kent Brockman: This one act of heroism caused four others on the ground to be injured by falling debris.
Kent Brockman: Brazen bravery turned terrible tragedy… more on this story at 11.
Bartman: Aye carumba! I can't let Radioactive Man keep risking the lives of innocent citizens just to maintain his popularity. I will use the power of the text to let him know to be more careful!
Task: Make Bartman Text Radioactive Man
Time: 4h
Location: Bartman Cave
Bartman: Hey, Radioactive Man replied back!
Bartman: I hope I wasn't too harsh in my message. Let's see what he has to say…
Radioactive Man: "Hi Bartman, thank you very much for your message. You can go suck an egg."
Radioactive Man: "Kind regards, Radioactive Man."
Dawn of Justness Pt. 2
Bart starts
Bartman: Ok, this ends now! If he wants a fight, I'll give him a fight!
Bartman: I'll show him who the true superhero is here!
Task: Make Bartman Make a Fool of Himself
Time: 8h
Location: Kane Manor
Requires: Radioactive Man
On job start:
Bartman: Radioactive Man! You told me to go suck an egg! Guess what? You can go suck an egg! Ha-ha!
Radioactive Man: Good comeback, I guess.
Dawn of Justness Pt. 3
Bart starts
Bartman: The war of words takes a lot out of a superhero.
Radioactive Man: Let's stop this now Bartman. We're not enemies.
Radioactive Man: And I don't think you've grasped what it truly means to be a superhero.
Bartman: You can't... Phew... keep... Phew... hurting innocent people!
Bartman: With a great costume... Phew... comes... great... Phew... responsibility!
Radioactive Man: Oh but I couldn't agree more.
Radioactive Man: And as a superhero, you must understand that collateral damage cannot always be prevented.
Radioactive Man: Try as hard as you want, but it is bound to happen. Accept this or give up your cape and cowl.
Task: Make Bartman Brood
Time: 24h
Forget Me Knot Pt. 1
The Scout Master starts
The Scout Master: What is this freakish town that I've ended up in?
The Scout Master: I must call to order my jamboree of fabulous henchmen!
The Scout Master: Chaaaaarlie! Roooooger! Jeremyyyyyy! Where are you boys?
Task: Make The Scout Master Search for his Scouts
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
The Scout Master: Hmm, my scouts have scattered. Should have tied them down with a trusty bowline or clove hitch knot.
Forget Me Knot Pt. 2
The Scout Master starts
The Scout Master: Rather than seeking out old scouts, I'll just find some new boys.
The Scout Master: There must be some brutes around town.
Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at the Kwik-E-Mart
Time: 8h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
The Scout Master: Mr. Bombay, how ‘bout becoming one of my scouting boys?
Apu: Oh no, sir. Scouts are not adults like me. They're children.
The Scout Master: You let children be scouts here? What weird, weird customs.
Forget Me Knot Pt. 3
The Scout Master starts
The Scout Master: If scouts here are children, then children it will be!
The Scout Master: I must recruit henchmen at the local children depository.
Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at Springfield Elementary
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary
The Scout Master: Well, hello Sir! I'd like to recruit some children to join my fabulous scout troop!
Skinner: Normally I'm all for getting rid of kids from under my watch.
Skinner: Unfortunately, I'm bound by state law to not give away children to villains.
Forget Me Knot Pt. 4
The Scout Master starts
The Scout Master: If I can't hand pluck kids from schools, I'll have to bribe kids to come to me.
The Scout Master: Now what could these weird children of Springfield possibly enjoy?
Task: Make The Scout Master Research Children's Interests
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Library
Forget Me Knot Pt. 5
The Scout Master starts
The Scout Master: Gahh, Springfield children like meaningless things, like television and phone games.
The Scout Master: What happened to the joy of whittling, reading a compass, and reciting pledges?
The Scout Master: I have no hope of recruiting scouts here. Guess I'll just have to camp out and wait for my henchmen to return to me.
Task: Make The Scout Master Start a Campfire
Time: 24h
Platinum Scratch-R Pt. 2
If the user has seen Pt.1 auto starts on July 20th
Apu: Now I'm being sued for all the food poisoning those fifty year old wieners caused. Where will I find the money for that?
Apu: Look at that... ANOTHER platinum Scratch-R, stuck to a box of 100 year old wieners!
Apu: I'll sell this, and maybe even find another. I wonder if they made hot dogs 150 year ago.
Apu: They didn't. This is your last chance to get a Platinum Scratch-R!
Radioactive Man Movie Set Gil Offer
Auto starts
Gil: Hey you, do you remember the epic acid scene from the Radioactive Man movie, starring Rainier Wolfcastle?
Gil: C'mon, you know the one… Fallout Boy's missing and Radioactive Man gets swept up in a wave of acid?
Gil: Good Ol' Gil's got some good ol' news for you! The production company is going to re-shoot the scene for the director's cut-a-rooni!
Gil: And for a very small cost, you'll get to direct the scene yourself!
Gil: I'm sure Fallout Boy will show up this time… bad things never happen twice in Springfield… except for Ol' Gil.
Gil: Even if they do, you'll get to see Rainier Wolfcastle suffer from acid injuries again and again!
Gil: Don't worry about him, he's got a super-duper health insurance plan.
Gil: And me... I rely on two boxes of Band-Aids and a carton of cough syrup.
Gil: What's that? You don't have Milhouse's Fallout Boy costume? Ol' Gil will fix ya right up!
Offer accepted:
Gil: Hot diggety-dog-diggety-doo! You're not gonna regret it. I'll even throw in some “acid resistant” goggles…
Offer declined:
Gil: Well, suit yourself. We're not all cut out to be film directors.
Acid Here Waiting For You
Wolfcastle starts
Wolfcastle: Ok, so the production company vants to re-shoot the acid scene.
Wolfcastle: This time, you von't disappear, vill you?
Milhouse: Um… uh… no, you can count on me, I think…
Wolfcastle: My perfect butt vas so burned they had to use a stunt butt stand-in to finish the scene.
Wolfcastle: It burns me more knowing it's not my butt on the big screen.
Milhouse: I completely understand… although not really.
Quest reward: Sidekick Milhouse
Task: Make Rainier Wolfcastle Re-Shoot the Acid Scene
Time: 6s
Location: Radioactive Man Movie Set
Task: Make Milhouse Disappear Again
Time: 8h
Location: Bart's Treehouse or Brown House
On 1st job started:
Wolfcastle: Only Fallout Boy can save me now...
Wolfcastle: ...
Wolfcastle: Oh, Mist, not again!
On jobs end:
Wolfcastle: Argh, Milhouse… you messed up again!
Milhouse: It's too much pressure! I'm not a real hero, I'm just a kid.
Wolfcastle: Don't beat yourself up. Let villains do that for you.
System Message: Need a better place for Milhouse to sulk? Get his trailer in the store now!
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ISSUE 1
Sequel Squad Membership
24 hours after first Friend visit
Fallout Boy starts
Fallout Boy: Now, what we need is to find a new name for our team.
Fallout Boy: Something strong, punchy, easy for a man, woman or child to call out in exclamation.
Fallout Boy: How ‘bout Sequel Squad!
Pie Man: What if this is a reboot and not an actual sequel? Superhero names have to be accurate. Especially if we're getting costumes printed up.
System Message: Get the Sequel Squad Membership Card and earn double rewards for capturing Criminals in a friend's town!
Sequel Squad Membership Purchased System Message: Congratulations on your purchase of the Sequel Squad Membership Card. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Criminals in a friend's town!
Burning Memories
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Oh Wholesome and Sons, I have many fond memories of avoiding bullies in your comic comfort.
Mr. Burns: And you're back, just as I remember... burning.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Recall Childhood Memories
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Mr. Burns: I used to be haunted by the memories of this place every time I heard my own name.
Mr. Burns: Now I have the actual shop here to haunt me of father's arson of my childhood pleasures... and the shop too I guess.
Lasers are Forever
Homer starts
Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I would like to introduce Springfield's very first satellite!
Homer: Whoa! Does it have lasers?
Quimby: No, it doesn't come equipped with lasers.
Lenny: No lasers?! How uncool is that?
Carl: Yeah, we could have destroyed Shelbyville with lasers!
Task: Make Springfielders Protest the Lack of Lasers
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall
Professor Frink: Actually, I did install lasers, to measure gravitational waves and discover the origins of the universe...
Carl: Point them at Shelbyville!
Hidden High Jinks
Auto starts
Homer: Nice new basketball court Mr. Burns!
Mr. Burns: Foolish Simpson! I haven't exercised since James Naismith and I hung the first peach basket.
Mr. Burns: This court is for much more than basket-ed ball.
Task: Tap on the Basketball Court
Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 1
Citizen Solar starts
Citizen Solar: You know what Wind Lad? I've been feeling pretty dandy lately.
Citizen Solar: The sun's been shining bright and I'm as cranked up as a Tesla supercharger.
Wind Lad: I'm feeling great too. I'm spinning faster than a category 6 tornado-alley twister.
Wind Lad: If these weather patterns keep up we may no longer be second rate heroes!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Bathe in the Sun
Task: Make Wind Lad Dance in the Wind
Time: 4h
Citizen Solar: I've never enjoyed the blazing, scorching, unbearable sun more!
Wind Lad: There hasn't been more hot air blowing since the last GOP debate!
Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 2
Citizen Solar starts
Wind Lad: Citizen Solar, what happens if the weather stops being so great for us?
Citizen Solar: We become nobodies again… dust in the wind, Wind Lad.
Wind Lad: Maybe if we study the weather we'll be able to forecast low winds and poor UV light.
Wind Lad: Then if the weather takes a turn for the worse we can just go into hiding!
Citizen Solar: Excellent idea Wind Lad. To the books we go!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Study the Weather
Task: Make Wind Lad Study the Weather
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Library
Citizen Solar: I've found some disturbing news about our new strength Wind Lad...
Wind Lad: Me too Citizen Solar...
Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 3
Citizen Solar starts
Citizen Solar: The reason my power has been so great lately is due to the thinning ozone layers.
Citizen Solar: More UV rays are shining onto the planet hence the boost to my solar power.
Wind Lad: The higher average temperature increase has caused more storms and turbulence in the atmosphere.
Wind Lad: Both of us are benefitting from the effects of climate change!
Wind Lad: The only way we're both going to stay strong is if people keep using fossil fuels!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Support Fossil Fuels
Task: Make Wind Lad Deny Climate Change
Time: 12h
Location: Town Hall
Lisa: What are you guys doing? You know the effects of climate change!
Wind Lad: Exactly! If the earth is warming, how does Santa Claus still get around?
Citizen Solar: We use oil for things we love. We put it on our salads, in our cars, and to cure squeaks.
Lisa: Neither of those points make sense.
Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 4
Citizen Solar starts
Lisa: I can't keep letting Wind Lad and Citizen Solar go around spouting this non-sense.
Lisa: They're supposed to be supporters of clean energy!
Homer: Wind Lad did make a good point though. Santa still visits Springfield every year.
Homer: And the earth warming up is good for lots of wonderful things – palm trees, swimming pools, road runners, scorpions…
Lisa: Ugh.....
Task: Make Lisa Research Clean Energy Benefits
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Library
Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 5
Citizen Solar starts
Lisa: Wind Lad, Citizen Solar, you can't support fossil fuels anymore.
Lisa: I know you think it's making you guys stronger, but you don't need to be stronger.
Lisa: Renewable energy isn't meant to be more powerful than fossil fuels, it's meant to outlast them.
Citizen Solar: But how are we supposed to beat our enemies?
Lisa: That's my point, you don't need to beat them, you're going to outlast them.
Task: Make Citizen Solar Generate Renewable Energy
Task: Make Wind Lad Blast Off
Time: 24h
Citizen Solar: I'm doing it Wind Lad! The sun's gentle caress is charging my solar cells. I'll be able to solar blast bad guys for years to come.
Wind Lad: And continual gentle breezes will offer me the opportunity to fight today, tomorrow and forever!
Springfield Asylum Gil Offer
Auto starts
Gil: Superheroes, today I have something that I am sure you will AB-SO-LU-TELY love!
Pie Man: A boatload of donuts on sale?
Fallout Boy: A superhero's utility belt?
Gil: No sorry, I was told not to do the first one ever again and the second would cost more to manufacture than I'm worth.
Pie Man: I hear ya.
Fallout Boy: ...
Gil: I have something much much better! What about the Springfield Home for the Criminally Different?!
Fallout Boy: The what? That doesn't sound like something we'd love to have in Springfield.
Gil: It's a lunatic asylum, and it's EXACTLY what superheroes are looking for…
Gil: Did I mention that in the last ten months escapes are up 150% and that 75% of staff members end up as residents and visa versa?
Gil: How can you possibly beat that?
Offer accepted:
Gil: Good doing business with you, pally. Everyone needs friends and you and these loonies are gonna end up fast ones.
Offer declined:
Gil: Can't blame you for not wanting to add some zip-zam-zoom to your gloomy life. Probably afraid of the dark corners and the constant sounds of screaming…
A Lovely Lunatic Lunch
Milhouse Starts
Bart: Dare you to go in the asylum Milhouse!
Milhouse: I double dare you to go into it!
Bart: I'd triple dare you but I'm unsure of numbers after that so let's just draw straws.
Milhouse: Okay.
Milhouse: Aww the short straw?! Alright, call the police if I'm not out in 5 minutes.
Task: Make Milhouse Enter the Asylum
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Asylum
Milhouse: Bart! You'd never believe what I saw in the asylum!
Bart: You were in there for 4 hours!
Milhouse: I know! The patients were so entertaining.
Milhouse: We played escape games from these white jackets and something called loboto-me!
Jurassic Spark Pt. 1
If the user haven't started A Stalk to Remember
Petroleus Rex starts
Petroleus Rex: Whoa! I just woke up from a dream where I was an environmental scientist named something silly like Rex Burnstein.
Lisa: That wasn't a dream Petroleus, you were remembering your past. You were a famous environmentalist!
Petroleus Rex: Does being an environmental scientist include dousing things in petrol and lighting them on fire?
Lisa: It definitely does not.
Petroleus Rex: Eh, doesn't sound like I'd be interested in it then.
Task: Make Lisa Convince Petroleus Rex of His Past
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Library
Jurassic Spark Pt. 2
Petroleus Rex starts
Petroleus Rex: So you're willing to teach me how to be an environmental scientist again?
Lisa: Of course! You can become a world-renowned lover of earth again!
Petroleus Rex: That part doesn't really interest me.
Petroleus Rex: Truth is that there isn't much to do for a gasoline gunning T-Rex in Springfield.
Lisa: Well let's start off with something easy, how about watering plants?
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Terrorize Springfield
Time: 8h
Lisa: No Petroleus! Plants need water not gasoline!
Jurassic Spark Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: Okay so watering plants didn't work out. Perhaps water and oil by-products don't mix.
Petroleus Rex: All I remember about science is that petrol is the best way to liven a party.
Lisa: Or an even better way; culturing bacteria in an Erlenmeyer Flask!
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Do Research
Time: 24h
Lisa: Petroleus! You've managed to mutate the bacteria I gave you into petroleum distilling organisms.
Lisa: It's quite impressive and quite opposite what an environmental scientist should be doing.
Jurassic Spark Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: Perhaps you'd be better outside of the lab. How are you with paperwork?
Petroleus Rex: Would paperwork involve fires and explosions?!
Lisa: You can read about them in environmental impact reports at the library! Give it a try!
Petroleus Rex: Grrrrr...
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Read About Environmental Science
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Library
Lisa: Perhaps the library isn't the best place for you...
Lisa: I don't approve of school districts burning books and I know burning down the library was an accident, but still…
Jurassic Spark Pt. 5
Petroleus Rex starts
Petroleus Rex: I'm not suited for this environmental stuff Lisa.
Petroleus Rex: I'm a mean, green, gas guzzling, meat masticating, jurassic machine.
Petroleus Rex: The lab life isn't for me, I must answer my true calling of being an evil villain.
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Perform Evil Deeds
Time: 4h
ISSUE 2
Withdrawing a Blank
Marge starts
Marge: Hey look Homer! Our bank is finally back!
Homer: Bank... Ba... aank... Baaank, oh yeah! Those are the money places right?
Marge: Homer, I know you only cash your pay checks at Moe's but you can't forget what a bank is! C'mon, we're going to do a budget.
Task: Make Marge Force Homer to Manage Finances
Time: 8h
Location: First Bank Of Springfield
Requires: Homer
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 1
Milo starts
Milo: Ah, it's great to be back in this nerd loving city.
Comic Book Guy: Do we really need another comic book store in this town?
Quimby: Competition leads to lower prices. This does not apply to government contracts.
Milo: I'm going to step up the game in the comic book business.
Task: Make Milo Give out Japanese Hard Candy
Time: 4h
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 2
Comic Book Guy starts
Comic Book Guy: I can't let this interloper steal my customer base. I must do the one thing I hate the most...
Comic Book Guy: ...a promotional sale.
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Implement Promotional Prices
Time: 8h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Milo: Android's Dungeon puts on a sale before I can even hang my “open-abierto” sign?!
Milo: There's only one way to retaliate…
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 3
Milo starts
Milo: A better promotional sale!
Milo: 25% off of everything opening sale!
Task: Make Milo Mark Everything 25% Off
Time: 8h
Location: Coolsville
Comic Book Guy: He's putting everything on sale!?! This means war.
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 4
Comic Book Guy starts
Comic Book Guy: Calling all tiny comic book nerds! What type of sale do you desire?
Bart: You want OUR sales advice?
Comic Book Guy: I hate myself for listening to my customers, but yes.
Milhouse: Buy one get one free!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Start a Buy One Get One Free Sale
Time: 12h
Location: Android's Dungeon
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 5
Milo starts
Milo: Buy one get one free?! I'll better that -- 50% off everything.
Comic Book Guy: No bonus?! I can beat that – buy any comic, get the whole series free!
Milo: A whole series? How about a free crisp $50 for entering my store!
Comic Book Guy: Free limited edition, one of a kind memorabilia with every purchase!
Milo: One of whatever you want with any sized purchase!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Have Unreasonable Promotions
Time: 24h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Task: Make Milo Have Unreasonable Sales
Time: 24h
Location: Coolsville
A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 6
Milo starts
Milo: This is getting out of hand. I can't afford to keep this up.
Milo: I'm going to have to confront Comic Book Guy about this, or we'll both go out of business.
Task: Make Milo Confront Comic Book Guy
Time: 12h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Milo: Whoa, you gave away a one-of-a-kind Radioactive Man misprint figurine?
Milo: I had to give away my personal copy of my favorite comic, Busman.
Comic Book Guy: Eegads! You had a copy of Busman? (SIGH) We've both had it rough, haven't we?
Comic Book Guy: How about we call a truce to this business dispute, Milo?
Milo: Milo? Does this mean I can call you Jeff?
Comic Book Guy: No.
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1
The Fracker starts
The Fracker: New city means new grounds to frack.
The Fracker: Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs.
The Fracker: I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water.
Task: Make The Fracker Advertise his Services
Time: 8h
Location: Town Hall
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production!
Smithers: If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield.
Mr. Burns: That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake!
Smithers: That's not what I meant sir...
Mr. Burns: Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Perform Geological Surveys
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3
Mr. Burns starts
Smithers: Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west.
Mr. Burns: I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job!
Smithers: Excellent joke sir.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4
The Fracker starts
The Fracker: You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field?
The Fracker: Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse.
The Fracker: Causing an earthquake? Part of the job.
The Fracker: Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go.
Mr. Burns: We'll pay you whatever it takes.
The Fracker: Done.
Task: Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack
Time: 4h
Lisa: No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong!
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5
Lisa starts
Lisa: It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake.
Lisa: I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far.
Lisa: It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them...
Lisa: But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse.
The Fracker: Your rambling annoys me child.
Task: Make The Fracker Frack the Ground
Time: 24h
Mr. Burns: You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee!
Ralph: My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank!
Platinum Scratch-R Pt. 1
Auto starts on June 28th or July 20th
Apu: By the many arms of Vishnu! These Superhero fights are destroying my store! Where am I going to get the money to fix it?
Apu: Maybe there's something I can sell in the basement. I found that skeleton once that the medical school made me a pretty rupee for!
Apu: Look at that... a platinum Scratch-R! Stuck to a box of wieners from 1957. I should sell this!
Apu: ...and quickly adjust the expiration date on this box.
ISSUE 3
Dawn of Justness Pt. 1
Bart starts
Bartman: There's really nothing like a good Itchy & Scratchy episode after a weary night of crime fighting.
Bartman: Wait… the news is on, let's see if I'm the lead story again!
Kent Brockman: Only on Channel 6: a woman and her kitten were pulled to safety from an apartment fire by local superhero, Radioactive Man.
Kent Brockman: This one act of heroism caused four others on the ground to be injured by falling debris.
Kent Brockman: Brazen bravery turned terrible tragedy… more on this story at 11.
Bartman: Aye carumba! I can't let Radioactive Man keep risking the lives of innocent citizens just to maintain his popularity. I will use the power of the text to let him know to be more careful!
Task: Make Bartman Text Radioactive Man
Time: 4h
Location: Bartman Cave
Bartman: Hey, Radioactive Man replied back!
Bartman: I hope I wasn't too harsh in my message. Let's see what he has to say…
Radioactive Man: "Hi Bartman, thank you very much for your message. You can go suck an egg."
Radioactive Man: "Kind regards, Radioactive Man."
Dawn of Justness Pt. 2
Bart starts
Bartman: Ok, this ends now! If he wants a fight, I'll give him a fight!
Bartman: I'll show him who the true superhero is here!
Task: Make Bartman Make a Fool of Himself
Time: 8h
Location: Kane Manor
Requires: Radioactive Man
On job start:
Bartman: Radioactive Man! You told me to go suck an egg! Guess what? You can go suck an egg! Ha-ha!
Radioactive Man: Good comeback, I guess.
Dawn of Justness Pt. 3
Bart starts
Bartman: The war of words takes a lot out of a superhero.
Radioactive Man: Let's stop this now Bartman. We're not enemies.
Radioactive Man: And I don't think you've grasped what it truly means to be a superhero.
Bartman: You can't... Phew... keep... Phew... hurting innocent people!
Bartman: With a great costume... Phew... comes... great... Phew... responsibility!
Radioactive Man: Oh but I couldn't agree more.
Radioactive Man: And as a superhero, you must understand that collateral damage cannot always be prevented.
Radioactive Man: Try as hard as you want, but it is bound to happen. Accept this or give up your cape and cowl.
Task: Make Bartman Brood
Time: 24h
Forget Me Knot Pt. 1
The Scout Master starts
The Scout Master: What is this freakish town that I've ended up in?
The Scout Master: I must call to order my jamboree of fabulous henchmen!
The Scout Master: Chaaaaarlie! Roooooger! Jeremyyyyyy! Where are you boys?
Task: Make The Scout Master Search for his Scouts
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
The Scout Master: Hmm, my scouts have scattered. Should have tied them down with a trusty bowline or clove hitch knot.
Forget Me Knot Pt. 2
The Scout Master starts
The Scout Master: Rather than seeking out old scouts, I'll just find some new boys.
The Scout Master: There must be some brutes around town.
Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at the Kwik-E-Mart
Time: 8h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
The Scout Master: Mr. Bombay, how ‘bout becoming one of my scouting boys?
Apu: Oh no, sir. Scouts are not adults like me. They're children.
The Scout Master: You let children be scouts here? What weird, weird customs.
Forget Me Knot Pt. 3
The Scout Master starts
The Scout Master: If scouts here are children, then children it will be!
The Scout Master: I must recruit henchmen at the local children depository.
Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at Springfield Elementary
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary
The Scout Master: Well, hello Sir! I'd like to recruit some children to join my fabulous scout troop!
Skinner: Normally I'm all for getting rid of kids from under my watch.
Skinner: Unfortunately, I'm bound by state law to not give away children to villains.
Forget Me Knot Pt. 4
The Scout Master starts
The Scout Master: If I can't hand pluck kids from schools, I'll have to bribe kids to come to me.
The Scout Master: Now what could these weird children of Springfield possibly enjoy?
Task: Make The Scout Master Research Children's Interests
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Library
Forget Me Knot Pt. 5
The Scout Master starts
The Scout Master: Gahh, Springfield children like meaningless things, like television and phone games.
The Scout Master: What happened to the joy of whittling, reading a compass, and reciting pledges?
The Scout Master: I have no hope of recruiting scouts here. Guess I'll just have to camp out and wait for my henchmen to return to me.
Task: Make The Scout Master Start a Campfire
Time: 24h
Platinum Scratch-R Pt. 2
If the user has seen Pt.1 auto starts on July 20th
Apu: Now I'm being sued for all the food poisoning those fifty year old wieners caused. Where will I find the money for that?
Apu: Look at that... ANOTHER platinum Scratch-R, stuck to a box of 100 year old wieners!
Apu: I'll sell this, and maybe even find another. I wonder if they made hot dogs 150 year ago.
Apu: They didn't. This is your last chance to get a Platinum Scratch-R!
Radioactive Man Movie Set Gil Offer
Auto starts
Gil: Hey you, do you remember the epic acid scene from the Radioactive Man movie, starring Rainier Wolfcastle?
Gil: C'mon, you know the one… Fallout Boy's missing and Radioactive Man gets swept up in a wave of acid?
Gil: Good Ol' Gil's got some good ol' news for you! The production company is going to re-shoot the scene for the director's cut-a-rooni!
Gil: And for a very small cost, you'll get to direct the scene yourself!
Gil: I'm sure Fallout Boy will show up this time… bad things never happen twice in Springfield… except for Ol' Gil.
Gil: Even if they do, you'll get to see Rainier Wolfcastle suffer from acid injuries again and again!
Gil: Don't worry about him, he's got a super-duper health insurance plan.
Gil: And me... I rely on two boxes of Band-Aids and a carton of cough syrup.
Gil: What's that? You don't have Milhouse's Fallout Boy costume? Ol' Gil will fix ya right up!
Offer accepted:
Gil: Hot diggety-dog-diggety-doo! You're not gonna regret it. I'll even throw in some “acid resistant” goggles…
Offer declined:
Gil: Well, suit yourself. We're not all cut out to be film directors.
Acid Here Waiting For You
Wolfcastle starts
Wolfcastle: Ok, so the production company vants to re-shoot the acid scene.
Wolfcastle: This time, you von't disappear, vill you?
Milhouse: Um… uh… no, you can count on me, I think…
Wolfcastle: My perfect butt vas so burned they had to use a stunt butt stand-in to finish the scene.
Wolfcastle: It burns me more knowing it's not my butt on the big screen.
Milhouse: I completely understand… although not really.
Quest reward: Sidekick Milhouse
Task: Make Rainier Wolfcastle Re-Shoot the Acid Scene
Time: 6s
Location: Radioactive Man Movie Set
Task: Make Milhouse Disappear Again
Time: 8h
Location: Bart's Treehouse or Brown House
On 1st job started:
Wolfcastle: Only Fallout Boy can save me now...
Wolfcastle: ...
Wolfcastle: Oh, Mist, not again!
On jobs end:
Wolfcastle: Argh, Milhouse… you messed up again!
Milhouse: It's too much pressure! I'm not a real hero, I'm just a kid.
Wolfcastle: Don't beat yourself up. Let villains do that for you.
System Message: Need a better place for Milhouse to sulk? Get his trailer in the store now!
