Fresh Off the Donut Truck Pt. 1Homer starts
Homer: Apu, let me get a dozen donuts... with a dozen more donuts to dunk them into.
Apu: I'm sorry, but we are FRESH out. The supply has gone CRUMBLY! There's a hole in the chain. Don't GLAZE over these facts!
Apu: Hmmmm... those jokes killed at the Kwik-E-Open Mic Night.
Homer: This is no time for humor. It's time for panic!
Task: Make Homer Break Down in the Kwik-E-Mart
Time: 6s
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Homer: You must have something in the back, Apu. Just roll a hot dog into a donut shape while I'm not looking.
Apu: That's against the Clerk's Code of Conduct. Plus I'm out of hot dogs.
Apu: But I have heard rumors of a donut shop opening up in town...
Apu: It might be a threat to my business. I'll need the support of loyal customers like...
Apu: And he's gone.
Fresh Off the Donut Truck Pt. 2Lisa starts
Lisa: They just give donuts away from free? Hmm. I don't like it. There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Homer: One donut isn't a lunch, sweetie! At best it's an amuse bouche.
Cletus: Free donuts? Brandine, no roadkill for dinner tonight. We're having donuts! Plus roadkill!
Milhouse: I heard they offer vegan, gluten-free, non-vaccinated donuts... finally!
Homer: ...
Task: Make Homer Start the Hype Train
Time: 30s
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Place Big Box
Krusty: Thanks for spreading the word about these donuts, Homer. Now you'll have plenty of people to share them with.
Homer: Nuts!
Fresh Off the Donut Truck Pt. 3Lisa starts
Squeaky Voice Teen: Welcome to the Grand Opening! Please form a donut shaped line.
Lisa: You mean a circle? That doesn't make sense. I want to talk to the owner!
Squeaky Voice Teen: Sorry, but I don't know the owner.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Not for suspicious reasons or anything. It's just that he's just always cloaked in shadow.
Task: Make Springfielders Form a Donut
Task: Make Lisa Be Skeptical
Time: 60s
Location: Big Box
Lisa: Doesn't anyone else think it's shady that we have no idea who opened this shop?
Lisa: Where are the police? Why aren't they investigating?
Wiggum: Of course we investigated! We investigated the glazed, the jelly, the bear claw. All top notch!
Fresh Off the Donut Truck Pt. 4Auto starts
Squeaky Voice Teen: Every day is free donut day! All you have to do is seemingly random easy tasks!
Homer: If you call that free.
System Message: The rumors were kind of true! Complete challenges to earn 100% legally-obtained free rewards, including donuts. Here's an easy one to get you started!
Task: Complete a Daily Challenge
Lisa: Dad, these donuts might be too good to be true. Remember when you sold your soul to the devil for a donut?
Homer: And then he fed me all the donuts in the world? Great example, Lisa!
Fresh Off the Donut Truck Pt. 5Auto starts
Squeaky Voice Teen: Umm, sir, people are saying the tasks are too hard.
Legs (silhouette): These people are animals. First we give them insanely easy tasks with huge rewards and now they're complaining about them! What should we do, boss?
Fat Tony (silhouette): Fine. Allow them one job switcheroo. But don't tell anyone I just said the word switcheroo.
System Message: You can dismiss one Daily Challenge per day to get a different one in its place. Tap on the dismiss button in the corner of a challenge to replace it!
Task: Dismiss a Challenge
Ned: Free donuts for praying?? If I pinch myself to see if I'm dreaming, maybe I'll get another donut!
System Message: Return every day for new things to do and sweet rewards for doing them! Here's two new challenges to get you started!
Fresh Off the Donut Truck Pt. 6Auto starts
Professor Frink: Well that's it folks, much like console gaming, the daily play bonus has become obsolete.
Professor Frink: I've been told, rather forcefully, that it needs to disappear quietly, or else I'll disappear loudly, hoyvin.
Lisa: Oh my! Did the owners of that new donut shop threaten you?
Professor Frink: I have no idea! They broke my spectacles. I couldn't see a glaven thing!
System Message: To commemorate the removal of the Daily Play bonus, here's a free Mystery Box to make you forget it ever existed!
Hand Over the Dough Pt. 1Louie starts
Louie: Alright pastry punk, it's time to cough up that protection tax.
Squeaky Voice Teen: But, we don't actually make any money here. We just give away donuts.
Legs: Are you givin' us lip? Did we ask for lip, Louie?
Louie: I remember specifically that the Boss said to collect premium currency, not lip.
Task: Make Louie Collect Donut Holes
Time: 1h
Location: Big Box
Hand Over the Dough Pt. 2Fat Tony starts
Fat Tony: Whoa, gentleman. You're trying to collect from our own business.
Legs: Wait, we're the idiots who own the donut shop? But we aren't making any money!
Fat Tony: Do the words "money laundering" mean anything to you?
Louie: Individually yes but together no.
Fat Tony: *Sigh*
Task: Make Legs Launder Donuts
Task: Make Louie Launder Donuts
Task: Make Fat Tony Supervise
Time: 8h
Location: Big Box
Lisa: Fat Tony! You own this Donut Shop? I knew it was too good to be true.
Lisa: Nobody just gives away donuts! What's your angle?
Fat Tony: I'd like to tell you tell you but as mob tradition dictates, my daughter is not getting married today so I can't.
Lisa: That's a weird tradition.
Fat Tony: That's nothing. On my birthday, I have to kiss a duck!
Hand Over the Dough Pt. 3Lisa starts
Lisa: Wiggum! The Donut Shop is a front for the mob. You've got to intervene!
Wiggum: But Fat Tony assured me that there is no mob here in Springfield.
Lisa: You can't trust him!
Wiggum: His title is Kingpin, Lisa. I'm pretty sure that makes him the authority on the subject.
Task: Make Wiggum Investigate Big Box
Time: 4h
Location: Big Box
Hand Over the Dough Pt. 4Fat Tony starts
Fat Tony: Wiggum. What an unpleasant surprise. What brings you here?
Wiggum: Well this is a little awkward, but I looked at my contract and apparently it's my job to find out if this shop is a mob front.
Wiggum: Turns out it's also my job to execute shoplifting raccoons. Who knew?
Fat Tony: Would a mob front give a generous donation of donuts to the police?
Wiggum: When you're right, you're right, Fat Tony! Sorry, I mean Kingpin.
Task: Make Wiggum Finish Investigation
Time: 2h
Location: Big Box
