Monorail ***WALKTHROUGH***

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2ND QUEST CHAIN WALKTHROUGH

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Rail Against the Machine Pt. 1

Auto starts on August 19

Conductor Homer: Woohoo! I love this new job. I'm no longer hauling trash -- I'm hauling human trash!
Lisa: It is a lot of fun up here. Speeding over Springfield, at speeds slightly below that of a car.
Lisa: The wind in our hair, from the small fan you have in this completely sealed-in compartment.
Conductor Homer: Hmm... completely sealed-in compartment and me after breakfast is never a good combination.
Sebastian Cobb: I'm sure it won't hurt anything if we just crack open this window a little...

Task: Make Lisa Open a Monorail Window
Time: 30s
Location: Monorail Stations

Off Track

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 1

Conductor Homer: D'Oh! You broke the first job I liked since "Lounge in the Pool".
Lisa: Don't worry, it's probably just a loose screw. Fixing it will be an easy project.

Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 2

After completing Off Track

Sebastian Cobb: We need to reduce the weight of the train to make it safer.
Professor Frink: This sounds like a job for my fusion-powered anti-gravity engine.
Sebastian Cobb: But that thing is the size of a house.
Professor Frink: Which is a job for my matter-compressing Frink Shrink Machine!
Sebastian Cobb: Actually, I was thinking we could use plastic in the construction process.
Professor Frink: Yes, I suppose that would work too.
Lisa: And recycling plastic would be good for the environment!
Helen Lovejoy: BOO!!!
Sideshow Mel: BOO!!!
Lenny: BOO!!!
Lisa: And save us money.
Helen Lovejoy: YAY!!!
Sideshow Mel: YAY!!!
Lenny: YAY!!!
Lisa: If I wasn't ultimately getting my way, I'd be a lot angrier.

Task: Place the Plastic Depot
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 3 (Before August 26th Update)

Homer starts

Conductor Homer: Woohoo! Back in the monorail conducting business!
Conductor Homer: I feel as free as a bird! A bird that can only move in one direction along a predetermined path.
Conductor Homer: But at least I'm not a garbage man anymore. No more smelly trash or wild animals.
Conductor Homer: Isn't that right, Bitey?
Bitey: *chitter*
Conductor Homer: Why yes, the windows DO open now. (This line was removed after August 26th Update.)

Task: Make Conductor Homer Air Out Bitey
Time: 24h

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 3 (After August 26th Update)

Homer starts

Conductor Homer: Woohoo! Back in the monorail conducting business!
Conductor Homer: I feel as free as a bird! A bird that can only move in one direction along a predetermined path.
Conductor Homer: But at least I'm not a garbage man anymore. No more smelly trash or wild animals.
Conductor Homer: Isn't that right, Bitey?
Bitey: *chitter*

Task: Make Conductor Homer Take Bitey for a Walk
Time: 24h

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 4

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 3

Bart: Cool, a monorail!
Bart: I always wanted to derail a train by putting a penny on each side of the track, but I've never saved up two pennies.
Bart: With a monorail I just need one!
Lisa: Bart, that's just an old wives' tale. The only thing that'll be damaged if you put a penny on the track is your penny.
Bart: Really? Cool!

Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House
Task: Make Bart Put a Penny on the Monorail Track
Time: 30s
Location: Monorail Stations

Getting Back on Track

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 4

Bart: Aw man, my penny's fine.
Lisa: But the monorail is destroyed!
Lisa: Maybe building a mass transit system out of trash wasn't as smart an idea as I thought. We should really find another way.

Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 5

Homer starts

Conductor Homer: All aboard...
Skinner: Homer, we're already moving.
Conductor Homer: All aboard...
Lisa: Dad, you look tired. Maybe you should take a break.
Conductor Homer: I'll take a break when we get to the end of the line.
Lisa: But the track goes in a circle.
Conductor Homer: All aboard...

Task: Make Conductor Homer Conduct the Monorail
Time: 12h
Location: Monorail Stations


Unlock the Hippie

Auto starts on August 23

Task: Unlock the Hippie

Duct Tape

Auto starts on August 23

Sebastian Cobb: My work on the Monorail is progressing well.
Sebastian Cobb: We shall move onto phase 2: optimization!
Quimby: The Monorail fund is looking a little, ahh, embezzled. We can't afford anything too expensive.
Sebastian Cobb: Not to fear. In engineering there's always one fall back plan that never fails.
System Message: Complete Projects to earn Duct Tape and unlock more Monorail Prizes!

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3RD QUEST CHAIN WALKTHROUGH

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One Track Mind Pt. 1

Auto starts on August 30

Conductor Homer: I hate this job! I'd turn this train into oncoming traffic and kill everyone on it...
Conductor Homer: -if I could in any way steer this train, or there were any other trains going the other direction.
Sebastian Cobb: I have seen these symptoms before. It's called "Public Transit Service Depression" or PTSD.
Lisa: I think PTSD is already taken.
Sebastian Cobb: You can't copyright an acronym. Just ask the inventors of "Two-Stage-To-Orbit" spacecraft.
Sebastian Cobb: For now, though, tell your father to get some sleep.

Task: Make Homer Get Some Sleep
Time: 8h
Location: Monorail Stations

Derailed

After completing One Track Mind Pt. 1

Lisa: Dad! I meant get some sleep at home... not while you were driving.
Conductor Homer: Conducting, Lisa. In the monorail business we call driving conducting. And we call passengers souls.
Lisa: That's the airline business.
Conductor Homer: I know. Creepy, isn't it?

Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board


One Track Mind Pt. 2

After completing Derailed
Lisa starts

Lisa: Mister Cobb, you have to do something to save my Dad from having to conduct the monorail every hour of the day.
Sebastian Cobb: How? Build a self-conducting fully autonomous monorail? Why, such a thing would require the monorail to be sentient!
Professor Frink: Hoyvin-Glavin-Blovin-Ipsen! Finally something in my line of expertise!
Professor Frink: I just so happen to have spent the last five years working on just such a sentient AI.
Professor Frink: It started as a ... ahem, companion robot *wink wink*, of course, don't they all? But it can easily be altered to drive a monorail.
Sebastian Cobb: Apparently there is a place for both science and mad science in this world.
Professor Frink: All I need to make the transition is some glass.
Lisa: Great! I'd been meaning to recommend that we recycle that separately as well.
Helen Lovejoy: BOO!!!
Sideshow Mel: BOO!!!
Lenny: BOO!!!
Lisa: SAVE MONEY!
Helen Lovejoy: YAY!!!
Sideshow Mel: YAY!!!
Lenny: YAY!!!
Lisa: I hate this town.

Task: Place the Glass Depot
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass

One Track Mind Pt. 3

Homer starts

Conductor Homer: *snore* Must drive monorail...
Conductor Homer: *snore* Must kill everyone...
Sebastian Cobb: Wake up, Mr. Simpsons. The monorail is fully automated now.
Conductor Homer: Really? Oh thank God, I was getting a bit OCD here... overly crazy driving!
Lisa: Now you can go home, Dad, and finally get some sleep.
Conductor Homer: Thanks, sweetie. That's exactly what I'll do!

Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Homer Drink at Moe's
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern

One Track Mind Pt. 4

If the user has Professor Frink Homer starts

Professor Frink: To think my work in companion AI could lead to this! There's truly a part of me in that monorail.
Monorail Train: I'd like that, Professor Frink.
Professor Frink: Please, call me John. I mean... WHAT THE GLAVIN?! Monorail, you're alive?
Monorail Train: Only when I'm around you, John.
Professor Frink: glavin-hoyvin-moyvin-mayvin-oyvin-goyvin...
Monorail Train: Tee-hee. You flatter me! So would you like to go for a ride?
Professor Frink: ...loyvin-layvin-shkloyvin-bleshklayvin...

Task: Make Frink "Go For a Ride" on the Monorail
Time: 1h
Location: Monorail Stations


Rail Yard

Auto starts on September 4

Sebastian Cobb: The Monorail is almost complete. Now all we need are some bells and whistles.
Quimby: You mean unnecessary projects that provide opportunities for corrupt officials to skim a little off the top?
Sebastian Cobb: No, I literally need bells and whistles. We need a way to warn people before we hit them.
Quimby: That's fine. I can skim off necessary projects as well.

Task: Unlock the Rail Yard

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SECONDARY WALKTHROUGH

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Train of Fools

After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 5
Homer starts

Conductor Homer: Hmm, this doesn't seem so complicated.
Conductor Homer: It's just like driving a car, except it always goes where it's supposed to.
Conductor Homer: *gasp* I won't even have to be sober!

Task: Make Conductor Homer Practice Monorail Conducting
Time: 8h

Monorail Station Pt. 1

After unlocking Monorail Station

Conductor Homer: You know what would make being a monorail conductor even better? If there were people on the monorail to see me do it.
Lisa: The problem is there's no way for them to get on. We need to build something.
Conductor Homer: What are you thinking -- human catapult?
Lisa: Actually I was thinking of a monorail station.
Conductor Homer: Oh. I guess that's good too.

Task: Place Monorail Station
Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces

Monorail Station Pt. 2

After completing Monorail Station Pt. 1

Conductor Homer: Well, we've got a couple passengers now... but it's mostly just your Gils and Molemans, looking for a place to sleep.
Lisa: That's because we've only placed one station. No one can get anywhere.
Conductor Homer: Please, no one needs the monorail to get anywhere.
Conductor Homer: You can walk this town from corner to corner in less than a minute. I do it all the time for some of my obscure jobs.
Conductor Homer: What we need is to make the station we already built even bigger!
Lisa: I really don't think that would solve the problem...
Conductor Homer: Less thinking, more building placing!

Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces

Monorail Station Pt. 3

After completing Monorail Station Pt. 2

Lisa: So have you come around on the idea of building more stations for people to travel to?
Conductor Homer: No. Add more pieces to the main station! Bigger is better!
Conductor Homer: People in New York don't go to Grand Central Station to take trains to dumb places in Connecticut.
Lisa: A lot of them do. Also Westchester County.
Conductor Homer: No, they go there to eat lobster in that giant restaurant in the basement.
Lisa: But none of these station pieces are lobster restaurants.
Conductor Homer: It doesn't matter. People can use their imaginations.
Conductor Homer: Maybe it's a lobster place, maybe it's a steak joint, maybe it's both.
Conductor Homer: The point is... the station should be big!

Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces

Bitey's Brood

After placing a Station

Conductor Homer: I wonder what kind of fancy electronics are in this hatch.
Bitey: *chitter*
Conductor Homer: AHH!
Conductor Homer: Oh, it's just Bitey the possum ...and hundreds of baby possums...
Conductor Homer: I don't know if you're a mother or a father, but you got some action. NOICE!
System Message: Tap on Monorail stations to release possums. Tap on possums to capture them and earn rewards!

Task: Tap on Possums

Project Management: Metal Pt. 1 (Active till August 23 at 9am BST)

After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 8

Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal
Task: Complete Projects
Reward: 2 Donuts

Project Management: Metal Pt. 2 (Active till August 23 at 9am BST)

After completing Project Management: Metal Pt. 1

Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal
Task: Complete Projects
Reward: 2 Donuts

Project Management: Metal Pt. 3 (Active till August 23 at 9am BST)

After completing Project Management: Metal Pt. 2

Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal
Task: Complete Projects
Reward: 2 Donuts

Project Management: Plastic Pt. 1 (Active from August 23 at 9am BST to September 4 at 9am BST)

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 2

Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic
Task: Complete Projects
Reward: 2 Donuts

Project Management: Plastic Pt. 2 (Active from August 23 at 9am BST to September 4 at 9am BST)

After completing Project Management: Plastic Pt. 1

Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic
Task: Complete Projects
Reward: 2 Donuts

Project Management: Plastic Pt. 3 (Active from August 23 at 9am BST to September 4 at 9am BST)

After completing Project Management: Plastic Pt. 2

Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic
Task: Complete Projects
Reward: 2 Donuts

Project Management: Glass Pt. 1 (Active from September 4 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST)

After completing One Track Mind Pt. 2

Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass
Task: Complete Projects
Reward: 2 Donuts

Project Management: Glass Pt. 2 (Active from September 4 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST)

After completing Project Management: Glass Pt. 1

Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass
Task: Complete Projects
Reward: 2 Donuts

Project Management: Glass Pt. 3 (Active from September 4 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST)

After completing Project Management: Glass Pt. 2

Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass
Task: Complete Projects
Reward: 2 Donuts

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PREMIUM WALKTHROUGH

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The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 1

Lisa starts

Lisa: Ooh, Jesse Grass! It's so nice to have a fellow vegetarian in town. Care for some kale?
Akira: To me those words sound the same.
Jesse Grass: Actually I came to Springfield to protest Krustyburger.
Jesse Grass: Rumor is that they murder innocent cows and serve them in their burgers. People need to know.
Lisa: Well, yeah. That's how hamburgers are made. People probably already know that, but...
Lisa: *sigh* I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes.

Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Krusty Burge
Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Animals
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Burger

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 2

Jesse Grass starts

Jesse Grass: Well, my protest worked. Almost no one went inside Krustyburger.
Jesse Grass: They just stayed outside with me, staring longingly at my eyes.
Lisa: *sigh* It sure is.
Jesse Grass: But then I learned that it's not just animals that Krustyburger is murdering.
Jesse Grass: They ALSO put lettuce and tomato on their burgers.
Lisa: Are you not familiar with what a hamburger is?
Jesse Grass: Plants have feelings too. We have to save the plants!

Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Plants
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Burger

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Lisa: I'm sorry, Jesse, but why are you protesting the eating of plants. I thought you were a vegetarian...
Jesse Grass: Not just a vegetarian -- a level 5 Vegan. Didn't you see my unlock message?
Jesse Grass: And I'm on my way to Level 6. I won't eat anything that was ever alive.
Lisa: Wow, you're so idealistic and caring and brave and...
Lisa: Wait, doesn't that describe all food?
Jesse Grass: I don't know. I never touch the stuff.

Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Food
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Burger

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Lisa: These protests are making less and less sense, Jesse.
Lisa: How exactly is sleeping in the Krustyburger ball pit going to change people's eating habits?
Jesse Grass: I don't know. I was supposed to be marching in front of their door. I just got so tired.
Lisa: I think maybe you need to eat something.
Jesse Grass: I had a bite of air earlier. But I spit it out because I was worried it would kill some airborne bacteria.
Lisa: Yeah, I think we need to go back to Krustyburger one last time.

Task: Make Lisa Force Jesse to Eat a Burger
Time: 30s
Location: Krusty Burger
Requires: Jesse Grass

Jesse Grass: Oh my God! That burger tasted so good! And it gave me all this energy! Who knew eating could do that?
Jesse Grass: The only problem is... now I'm a fraud.
Jesse Grass: Because of that burger, I'm responsible for the death of plants and animals and whatever cheese comes from.
Lisa: I know, but you have to eat some food.
Krusty: Not at Krustyburger, you don't! My burgers contains no meat, and no vegetables. There's nothing in them that qualifies as food.
Jesse Grass: Perfect! *eating noise*
Krusty: Man, that boy has dreamy eyes...


Little Lisa's Recycling Plant

Auto starts on August 11

Mr. Snrub: Hello! It's me, Mr. Snrub.
Lisa: A fake moustache can't hide the evil behind it. We all know it's you, Mr. Burns.
Homer: Shhh. Let Snrub talk!
Mr. Snrub: All this talk of recycling reminded me that a local businessman has a recycling facility for sale. What luck for you!
Lisa: Are you referring to the plant that you used to harvest sea life and turn it into slurry?
Mr. Snrub: No, I'm referring to the plant that MR. BURNS used to harvest sea life and turn it into slurry. Isn't that right, SREHTIMS?
Srehtims: Yes, sir!


Dirty Work: Dewey Largo

Dewey Largo starts

Dewey Largo: Principal Skinner! You've cut the music budget to zero!
Skinner: Actually I cut it to a negative number. You're going to have to sell the school's instruments and give the money to me.
Dewey Largo: But the band needs instruments. Without them we're no better than a choir!
Dewey Largo: I suppose I could salvage some substitutes from the town dump, however.
Dewey Largo: Replace the drums with trash cans, replace cymbals with breaking glass...
Dewey Largo: And replace students with rats!

Task: Make Dewey Largo Prepare for a School Musical
Time: 30s
Location: Springfield Dump


Dirty Work: Uter

Uter starts

Uter: What is going on? As a bit character I'm used to being ignored, but not this bad. I was a fan favorite!
Lisa: Oh, Uter. I didn't see you there...
Lisa: So... ummm…
Lisa: Nice chatting with you. I've got to get this junk to the Dump. Springfield won't clean itself!
Uter: Did mein ears deceive me? "JUHNK" is my favourite candy treat from my homeland of Deutschland!

Task: Make Uter Search for Discarded Chocolate
Time: 30s
Location: Springfield Dump


Dirty Work: Brandine

Brandine starts

Brandine: Pfft. All these folk are collecting garbage like it’s something new. I's been doing that for years!
Brandine: I even trained a possum to fetch stuff outta dumpsters.

Task: Make Brandine Try Find the Lost Spuckler Child
Time: 30s
Location: Springfield Dump

Brandine: Nice job, possum! I'm gonna miss you once we eat you.


Them

Auto starts on September 3

Milhouse: Hey Bart! If you could have one wish, what would it be?
Bart: A million wishes.
Milhouse: No, it's not that kind of wish. No recursion, and overreaching will result in ironic and unpleasant consequences.
Bart: Oh, so like the AD&D wish spell.
Bart: In that case, I'll go with what I wished for when I blew out the candles last birthday.
Bart: Giant Mechanical Ants!

Them Too!

After buying a Robot Ant
Bart starts

Bart: Oh man! Normally ants are small and un-mechanical. But not these!

Task: Make Bart Command Mechanical Ants
Time: 10h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Bart: Sometimes you get something you've always wanted and worry it can't possibly live up to expectations.
Bart: ... this is not one of those times.

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PRIZES WALKTHROUGH

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King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 1

Ray Patterson starts

Homer: Ray Patterson! You're the man whose Sanitation Commissioner job I took!
Homer: You want it back?
Ray Patterson: No, Homer, thanks. But those days are over for me.
Ray Patterson: I used to love the sexy world of waste removal. I was driving my garbage truck in the fast lane. But then I hit rock-bottom.
Ray Patterson: It was over the holidays. I should have been home with my family, but found myself on the street... hauling away old Christmas trees.
Ray Patterson: I wrapped my kids Christmas presents just so I could throw away the paper.
Ray Patterson: I made a vow after that that I would never pick up another piece of trash again.
Homer: Not a vow of silence clearly. So what do you do now?
Ray Patterson: I'm a sales manager.
Homer: For a waste removal company?
Ray Patterson: For a waste removal company.

Task: Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Garbage Man
Time: 5m

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 2

Ray Patterson starts

Ray Patterson: Mayor Quimby, I've come to talk to you about your city's trash problem.
Quimby: Oh, are you a sanitation collector?
Ray Patterson: A garbage man? Not anymore. I've been through TA and quit cold turkey.
Ray Patterson: I can assure you, I'll never pick up a piece of trash again.
Quimby: That's great... *coughs* quitter *cough*
Quimby: But if you're not, er-ah, a garbage man, how are you going to help with our trash problem?
Ray Patterson: By helping you privatize your refuse collection with the help of my company!
Quimby: Oh, so you're a lobbyist. Great, leave your bribe on the desk!

Task: Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Lobbyist
Time: 5m

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 3

Ray Patterson starts

Quimby: I still don't get it. Why would a recovering trashaholic work for a trash company?
Ray Patterson: To prove to myself that I don't need it. I'm like Sam Malone running Cheers.
Quimby: Pfft, that show died after 10 seasons.
Ray Patterson: So what do you say? Will you let my company manage your sanitation issues?
Ray Patterson: We'll handle everything from the purchase of overly loud garbarge trucks, to the hiring of ex-cons to drive them.
Quimby: I say the same thing I said before... leave your bribe on the desk.
Ray Patterson: But it's not like that. We're a legitimate business trying to facilitate--
Quimby: You're a garbage company! You compete with the mob!
Quimby: If you don't want to leave it on the desk, leave it on the dresser... but you're leaving a bribe if you want our business.

Task: Make Ray Leave Mayor Quimby a Bribe
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 4

Ray Patterson starts

Wiggum: Ray Patterson, you're under arrest for attempting to bribe a government official.
Ray Patterson: Attempting? Your mayor took the money! He set the whole thing up!
Wiggum: Yeah, but I can't arrest him. He outranks me. This whole town is kind of corrupt.
Ray Patterson: Very well. I suppose there's to be a trial now...
Wiggum: Well, normally there would be. But we've done that so much in this game, and it's never that funny.
Wiggum: Let's just skip it!

Task: Make Ray Skip the Trial
Time: 30s
Location: Country Court House or Town Hall or Simpson House

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 5

Ray Patterson starts

Judge Snyder: After not hearing the arguments, I find the defendant guilty of attempted bribery.
Ray Patterson: Again it wasn't attempted bribery, it was actual bribery. He took the money.
Judge Snyder: You realized that only makes it worse, don't you?
Ray Patterson: Yes, but... he TOOK the money. Aren't we going to even address that a little?
Judge Snyder: Ray Patterson, I sentence you to community service, picking up trash.
Ray Patterson: But... TA... I swore I'd never again...
Judge Snyder: Do you have a problem with my sentencing?
Ray Patterson: God no. Let me at it!

Task: Make Ray Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
Location: Springfield Dump

Ahead of the Track

After unlocking Ray Patterson

Task: Collect Blueprints (Increases by 1000 every time)
Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece


Worth a Shot Pt. 1

After unlocking Tetanus Terminal

Cletus: Them bigwigs say I ain't allowed to ride the Monorail without payin' money.
Cletus: I reckon I'll just build my own station, that way people will have to pay me!
Lisa: Wouldn't that just make you part of the same system that's discriminating against you?
Cletus: Exactly. I'll be rich!

Task: Place Tetanus Terminal
Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces

Worth a Shot Pt. 2

After completing Worth a Shot Pt. 1

Cletus: Some big city building inspector wants to shut me down 'cuz the side of my station is falling down.
Sebastian Cobb: Maybe I can help you repair it.
Cletus: Nah, I'm just gonna expand my station instead.
Cletus: That ways the falling down part won't be on the side.

Task: Place Tetanus Terminal Pieces

Worth a Shot Pt. 3

After completing Worth a Shot Pt. 2

Cletus: Whoo-ee! I’ve done gone made it as Springfield’s #1 economy class monorail!
Cletus: Business is so good, I either need to raise costs or expand.
Cletus: I mean raise costs AND expand. What's the fun of one without t'other?

Task: Place Tetanus Terminal Pieces


It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 1

Hippie starts

Hippie: All this recycling going on, yet the profits are still going right into the "man's" pockets!
Lisa: What do you mean? We're recycling. There are no profits, and certainly no "man" that I know of.
Hippie: Yeah, right. Whenever goods trade hands, there's a corporation involved that's making money.
Lisa: Nope, no corporations involved. It's just people like you and me trying to make a difference.
Hippie: Really?

Task: Make the Hippie Start a Recycling Corporation
Time: 5m
Location: Uriah's Heap Recycling Center

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 2

Hippie starts

Blue Haired Lawyer: Sir, we've drawn up your articles of incorporation, in the state of Delaware of course.
Hippie: I've never been there, but of course. What are our earnings looking like?
Blue Haired Lawyer: Well, we've had to take on some debt with start up costs. But I project by year's end we can---
Hippie: I don't want to know about year's end. Tell me about Q3!

Task: Make the Hippie Pour Over Projections
Time: 5m
Location: Uriah's Heap Recycling Center

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 3

Hippie starts

Blue Haired Lawyer: Congratulations sir, but with your business acumen, you've joined the three comma club.
Hippie: You mean I made a billion dollars?
Blue Haired Lawyer: No, but you've joined the group of elite who talk so stiltingly, that every sentence has, at the least, three commas in it.
Hippie: Ohh, what's happened to me?! I went from being a young Steve Jobs to an old Steve Jobs!
Blue Haired Lawyer: Yes, you have, congratulations... uh, yes.
Hippie: I need to get back to my roots! And the other parts of my plants... you know, leaves and buds and such.

Task: Make the Hippie Get Back to His Roots
Time: 5m
Location: Uriah's Heap Recycling Center

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 4

Hippie starts

Hippie: I've managed to regain my balance, and learn a lot, thanks to my medicine.
Lisa: Are you referring to medicinal marijuana?
Hippie: What? No, that stuff isn't really medicine. It's just a fun way to relax, and it makes crappy music tolerable.
Hippie: I was referring to antidepressants, anxiety pills and ADD meds. I didn't even know I had all those things, but apparently we all do.
Lisa: So what did you learn?
Hippie: That it's okay for a hippie to make money, as long as he's doing something that makes the world a better place.
Lisa: Like recycling?
Hippie: Yeah, or making phones that are really supercomputers...
Hippie: -or even to make countercultural cartoons that turn into mainstream media.
Hippie: The important thing is I'm not alone.

Task: Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies
Time: 4h
Location: Java Server or Brown House
If the user has Matt Groening unlocked: Requires: Matt Groening

Ahead of the Track

After unlocking Uriah's Heap Recycling Center

Task: Collect Duct Tape (Increases by 1000 every time)
Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece


Fast Track to Success Pt. 1

After unlocking Mall-O-Rail Station

Marge: Homer and Lisa always get to build things. They built this whole monorail, practically!
Marge: Well now it's Marge's turn to shine! I want... uh... hmm, what do I like?
Marge: How about a store of some kind? Nothing fancy, it doesn't have to be crazy.

Task: Place the Mall-O-Rail Station
Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces

Fast Track to Success Pt. 2

After completing Fast Track to Success Pt. 1

Marge: Ooh, look at that! The Mall-O-Rail -- it's almost a pun. And I built it!
Marge: Well, I ordered it to be built, or talked about it before it got built. The important thing is, Marge is in charge!
Marge: Now what should I build next. Something new and exciting... like more of the same thing!

Task: Place Mall-O-Rail Pieces

Fast Track to Success Pt. 3

After completing Fast Track to Success Pt. 2

Marge: Wow, this building stuff business is hard!
Marge: You have to come up with a story about why you want to build things, and then think of a bunch of funny stuff to say.
Marge: Except in this case.
Marge: And for what? To make a bigger train station mall? I mean, do we really need more places to shop in this town?
Marge: Well, I say enough is enough. It's time to stop building things!

Task: Place Mall-O-Rail Pieces


Social Engineering Pt. 1

Sebastian Cobb starts

Sebastian Cobb: I'm starting to like this town. Perhaps I will stay here.
Professor Frink: As the principle of mass dilation said to the matter accelerating near the speed of light, not so fast!
Professor Frink: I'm the scientist in this town. I even have a crazy house that's never been in the show to prove it!
Sebastian Cobb: I'd have thought you relished the idea of another intellect in town. We could work on papers together.
Professor Frink: Nice try, Cobb. But I don't publish with people whose names come before mine alphabetically.
Sebastian Cobb: But you can't make me leave -- I've already been paid for.
Professor Frink: You made the wrong mad scientist mad!

Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off
Time: 1h

If the user has Professor Frink: Location: Frink's Lab
Requires: Professor Frink

If the user doesn't have Professor Frink: Location: Rail Yard

Social Engineering Pt. 2

Sebastian Cobb starts

Sebastian Cobb: How did that man beat me in science? Half the things he was saying didn't even make sense.
Professor Frink: Science isn't about making sense -- look at quantum mechanics! If you want a role in this town, you're going to need a new angle.
Sebastian Cobb: Hmm. Well, I HAVE always been a bit of a doom-and-gloom pessimist. Does this town need a nay-sayer?
Comic Book Guy: I should say not.
Sebastian Cobb: You think you've got a more negative attitude than me? You clearly love food, while I love nothing.
Comic Book Guy: Wrong! I am heavyset not because I love food, but because I hate myself.
Comic Book Guy: When I'm done with you, those glasses you're wearing will be rose-colored!

Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off
Time: 1h

If the user has Comic Book Guy: Requires: Comic Book Guy
Location: Android's Dungeon

If the user doesn't have Comic Book Guy: Location: Rail Yard

Social Engineering Pt. 3

Sebastian Cobb starts

Sebastian Cobb: Defeated again. That man is as bitter as denatonium.
Comic Book Guy: Worst. Joke. Ever.
Sebastian Cobb: I need a niche... but what?
Moe: What?
Sebastian Cobb: Yes, what.
Moe: I'm sorry, but when you say "what" it sounds like "vhat"... even though it ain't written that way.
Sebastian Cobb: Yes, that is because of my German accent.
Sebastian Cobb: Hey, maybe that can be my thing!
Wolfcastle: Zat seems unlikely.
Uter: There are already TWO of us.

Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off
Time: 1h
Location: Rail Yard

If the user has Wolfcastle: Requires: Wolfcastle
Location: Wolfcastle's Mansion

If the user has Uter: Requires: UTer
Location: Rail Yard

If the user has Wolfcastle and Uter: Requires: Wolfcastle, Uter
Location: Wolfcastle's Mansion

Social Engineering Pt. 4

Sebastian Cobb starts

Sebastian Cobb: It's useless. I have nothing to contribute to this world. I may as well not even exist.
Moe: Nice try there, Colonel Clink. But utter hopelessness is MY thing!
Moe: You don't want to have a lack of self-esteem with me. I've got noose bruises in places you can't imagine.
Sebastian Cobb: *sigh* I must be the most unoriginal character in Springfield.
Moe: Well, at least that's something.
Sebastian Cobb: You're right! That's my defining characteristic. Being non-unique is what makes me unique!
Moe: There you go. Everyone's happy!

Task: Make Sebastian Cobb Celebrate His Unoriginality
Time: 1h
Location: Rail Yard

If the user has Moe:
Task: Make Moe Wallow in Depression
Time: 1h
Location: Moe's Tavern

Ahead of the Track

After unlocking Rail Yard

Task: Collect Bells and Whistles (Increases by 1000 every time)
Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece

Thanks LP - greatly appreciated as always :D

Thank you so much!!

thanks very much LP.

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Thank you so very much for this, LP! I hope you are enjoying your vacation!