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Act 3
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 11
Homer starts
Homer: Co-operative Tap Ball is a hit, sweetie! Now it's time to reward yourself by inventing a slew of arbitrary rules.
Soccer Lisa: Really? Well, okay. I guess it'd be nice if we could encourage players to be nice to each other.
Homer: Great! Rule one: any player who isn't smiling gets ejected and receives a lifetime ban.
Soccer Lisa: Rule two: when a player scores, the other team must congratulate her, and they have to mean it.
Soccer Lisa: If she feels like maybe they're faking, the game is over.
Homer: You're doing it, honey! You're power-mad!
Soccer Lisa: This is fun! Rule three: if you like a boy on the other team, he has to like you back!
Homer: Now we're playing some sports!
Task: Make Lisa Invent More Rules
Time: 24h
Location: Simpson Home
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 12
Homer starts
Homer: People seem to be losing interest in Tap Ball. What do I do now?
Willie: Ach! No sport is interesting for very long without a wee scandal. Got any cheaters in your league?
Homer: Cheating is part of the game. Literally. If you don't cheat, it's a two-stroke penalty.
Homer: But what about a good PDD scandal?
Willie: What's a PDD?
Homer: Performance-degrading drugs. By which I mean beer. Hey everybody! Follow me to Moe's! We've got a match tonight!
Task: Make Homer Create a Tap Ball Scandal
Time: 12h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Tap Ball Players Drink at Moe's
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Characters: Homer, Marge, Burns, Apu, Jasper, Ned, Lugash, Crazy Cat Lady, Drederick Tatum, Grampa, Comic Book Guy
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 13
Homer starts
Homer: Gather round, team. Tonight is the championship match.
Homer: Before we go out there, I want to say how proud I am of you. We've faced a lot of adversity this season.
Homer: I'm not one for inspiring speeches, but as the team's leader, and a God-like figure in your eyes, I know you crave my peerless leadership.
Homer: Let's leave it all on the field tonight, guys. Let's have no regrets.
Homer: Whatever happens in the next ten innings, and the subsequent six quarters, I know you'll give me everything you've got.
Homer: And I'll make you this promise:
Homer: That come what may, I'm going to keep changing the rules so that we win 1000-0.
Homer: There is literally no way for us to lose. We've already won. So do whatever you want out there.
Homer: I honestly don't care if you even show up. We will still win. By a lot.
Homer: So let's get out there and DO THIS!!!!!!
Task: Make Tap Ball Players Play in the Championship Game
Time: 24h
Location: Stadium Entrance
Secondary Quests
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After unlocking Homerclese Statue
Task: Collect Pennants
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