The worst mini-event right after the greatest event.

Is this a particularly * April Fools? "Disaster"? We get a cool new building, a couple of New decorations and skins. It's easy to complete, requiring minimal effort, AND it gives us plenty of free time to reorganize our towns, replenish our cash supplies and do tasks we haven't finished yet (looking at you Topless Ned).

Yeah, this is a REAL * show that doesn't deserve a * iota of our * time. * EA what the * were you thinking you bunch of utter * knuckles?