menace1211 wrote:
I only accept people that will agree to my monthly rental agreement by signing in blood, and mailing me 3 copies. Then I have a neighborhood meeting every first Tuesday of the month. I review the applications, get wasted on light beer and watch a couple of slasher flicks. Then I notify the lucky winners ( they usually pass out from the excitement). Then notify the losers ( the fun part! ) by telling them what they need to improve in their meaningless little lives to get a gnat's booty of a chance next time. Also, the losers have 6 months before they can try again to impress me. It's not really very complicated!
I'm glad I am already your neighbor and don't have to go through all that! :lol: