Time to put this obol nonsense to rest... (obol spoilers within)

"ArmpitAttack;1477121" wrote:
You may be on to something. The Ancients never thought to put an obul in the butts of the dead. This may be why so many souls escaped out through there. The corpses weren't airtight. It was a time before butt plugs. That's why so many more of us survive medical emergencies today, because as soon as you're under anesthesia.....

You know -you come up with some of the best, but I've read this ten times and laughed myself into hiccups
(Thanks.. you too @moxxee )