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Time Traveling Toaster: Act 1 Walkthrough

The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 2

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Homer: Hey look! There's a new fat, bald loser in town. What's your name, you obvious idiot?
Future Homer: I'm you, Homer, from the future! I come with a warning of utmost importance!
Homer: Alright, pal, keep my pants on. What's the ruckus? And why the orange skin?
Future Homer: Never mind that. You will soon forget your anniversary, but it is imperative that you not travel back in time to fix it.
Homer: Why not just warn me to remember my anniversary?
Future Homer: Yeah, that makes way more sense! Man, I used to be SMART.
Homer: I'll make an anniversary gift for Marge. That way, it's free. All it costs is my time, which is completely worthless.

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Task: Build Homer's Workbench

Homer: I will not rest until I've made the most amazing, heart-warming gift an anniversary has ever seen.
Homer: Man, planning to make something is hard work.
Homer: I think I'll take a rest.

It's About Time Pt. 1

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Homer: *SHRIEK!* I missed my anniversary! I've got to travel back in time and remind myself!
Lisa: Isn't that EXACTLY what Future You said not to do?
Homer: I've never liked Future Me. One day there'll be something about this guy I just didn't trust back now.
Lisa: I suppose there's no harm in helping you try something impossible like time travel. I've got texts on advanced astrophysics, cosmology--
Bart: OR we could binge watch movies about time travel. “Time-Priest”, “Bad Physicists”, and “Medical Intern Strange” are personal favorites.

Task: Make Homer Marathon Time Travel Movies
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House

Homer: Hollywood has taught me a valuable lesson: thinking about how time travel works is hard, so let's just make it up as we go! C'mon, gang!

It's About Time Pt. 2

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Professor Frink: Beware, Homer Simpson! You tamper with the very fabric of spacetime!
Homer: Yeah. So?
Professor Frink: Well... most people would consider that bad. With the PARADOXES and the BUTTERFLY EFFECTS and the OH, NOW I'M MY OWN DAD.
Homer: Shut up and help me find my time traveling toaster. I think it's packed with the rest of the Halloween junk.
Professor Frink: A time traveling toaster? That's the most preposterous thing I've ever heard! Now, my time traveling panini press on the other hand...

Task: Make Homer Travel Back in Time
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House

On job start during Act 1:
Homer: I've gone back in time millions of years! I can tell I'm still in Springfield, though.
Homer: The dinosaurs here all talk about how they're going to leave this provincial backwater one day, but you know they never will.

On job start during Act 2:
Homer: Uh-oh. I appear to have overshot my time travel -- I'm in Ancient Egypt!
Homer: Which, conveniently and for the purposes of this update, sat in the same location as modern-day Springfield!

On job start during Act 3:
Homer: Water everywhere... a storyline that seems hastily thrown-together and nonsensical... oh no, I'm in Waterworld!!!
Homer: Or, I've traveled back to pirate times. Oh please let it be murderous pirates and not Tin Cup with gills...

On job end:
Homer: What gives?! I wanted to go back just to my anniversary, not centuries ago!
Professor Frink: I'll remember your minor quibble when I'm dancing around, clad only in my Nobel Prize medal.

It's About Time Pt. 3

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Homer: I think I'll trust my time traveling needs to my faithful old toaster. Here's your panini press back, Mr. Mad Scientist.
Professor Frink: I am not MAD, I simply-- What in glayvin have you done to my invention?!
Homer: Made a gloopy sandwich in it. And for the record, you do sound pretty mad right now.
Lisa: Dad, are you sure you should be meddling with time?
Homer: Probably not. Still gonna, though.

Task: Make Homer Meddle With Time
Time: 6s
Location: Homer's Workbench
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Homer: I collected so much cool stuff in the past, but none of it survived the journey back. What gives, stupid spacetime continuum?
Professor Frink: The only material objects that survive the journey are clothes. Because the alternative is too horrible to consider.

If in act 1:
Lisa: Uh, Dad, I think you forgot to close the time door behind you!

If in act 2:
Homer: What the heck is papyri?
Lisa: It's the plural of papyrus.
Homer: What the heck is papyrus?! I'm just gonna collect these pieces of paper instead.

Cloudy With a Chance of Sprinkles

Homer starts

Homer: Donuts, falling from the sky? Finally, an ironic outcome of time travel that ISN'T cruel and unusual!
Homer: Kids, tilt your heads up and open your donut holes – it's raining diabetes!
System Message: Enjoy 15 free donuts and for a limited time, get Golden Scratch-Rs with your donut purchases!

Quest reward: 15 Donuts

Buried in Time Pt. 1

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Homer: Brainstorm -- if I take stuff I find in the past and bury it, it'll be there for me to dig up in the present! Pretty smart, eh, Lisa?
Lisa: Well, no. You're still changing the past, with unpredictable implications for our current timeline.
Homer: Let's try that again. Past-bury-now-dig-up-woo-hoo. Pretty smart, eh, Barney?
Barney: REALLY smart, Homer!
Lisa: ...

Task: Build the Excavation Site
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Task: Unearth a Hidden Gem

Lisa: Moral quandaries aside, I DO love unearthing ancient relics. I feel like Howard Carter discovering King Tut's tomb!
Homer: Or Steve Martin discovering King Tut's song!

Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10 XP

Buried in Time Pt. 2

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Lisa: Groundskeeper Willie, we need more shovels to continue the excavation. Can we borrow some of yours?
Willie: My shovels are nae for digging, lass. These pieces are for my Springfield Shovel Museum. Opening Spring, 2035. Possibly Summer, 2035.
Lisa: Does anyone really want to look at old shovels?
Willie: Many of these shovels are priceless! In the sense they have no price, being utterly worthless.
Lisa: Well, I suppose we could buy some new shovels. As long as we don't invite in one of those huge national hardware chain stores.

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Task: Build Mom & Pop Hardware
Task: Send Excavators to Acquire Shovels

Lisa: Do you think the name “Mom & Pop Hardware” might be just a tad misleading?
Lindsey Naegle: It better be! Global Dynamics, parent company of M&PH, certainly paid the advertising company enough to come up with it.

Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10 XP

It's About Time Pt. 4

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Homer: Hey, Frink, you fixed your panini press! It has sort of a lame “steampunk” vibe now.
Professor Frink: Yes, well, I had a lot of brass gauges sitting around. Purely accidental, of course.
Homer: Then why are you wearing aviator goggles?
Professor Frink: All right, I admit it. I... I still think steampunk is cool. Anyway, I've altered the press to collect errant tachyons released by your temporal meddling.
Homer: Ha ha! I'm sorry, but the nerd thinks a briefly-interesting subgenre from decades ago is still cool!

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Task: Place the Panini Press

Professor Frink: Schrödinger's cat! What was that gigantic explosion?
Homer: Your stupid sandwich machine keeps breaking every time a sandwich gets made on it.
Professor Frink: It's not for cooking on you imbecile!
Lisa: Look! The tachyon emission blasted everyone back to their rightful time period.
Homer: Once again, I have, through stupendous carelessness, solved all the problems I created with my inconceivable incompetence. You. Are. Welcome.

Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10 XP

Chaos Theory

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Quimby: You've done it this time, you time-garbling nitwits! That blast just flooded every other Springfield with unwelcome visitors!
Homer: Zombies!
Quimby: Zombies aren't real.
Homer: Neither is time travel, yet here we are.
Quimby: You made this mess, you can tap your way out of it.

Task: Tap Time Invaders in a Friend's Town

Homer: Ahhhh, I'm a great neighbor...
Ned: Homer, if you must dump your trash in my yard, well, okay. But do you have to go to the trouble of carrying it to my front door?
Homer: ...such a great neighbor...

Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10 XP

It's About Time Pt. 5

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Hollis Hurlbut: Homer, perhaps you would consider donating these ancient artifacts to found a Springsonian History Museum?
Homer: Hmmm... there's a lot of money in the museum game...
Hollis Hurlbut: Well, no. It would be purely non-profit.
Homer: Hmmm... there's a lot of money in the non-profit game...
Hollis Hurlbut: No. There's none.
Homer: Hmmm... there's a lot in none...

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Task: Build the Springsonian Museum

Wise Guy: Hey pally, those are some nice specimens. I could "disappear" a few things from the ol' exhibits here. We could make some good “money”.
Homer: Isn't that stealing?
Wise Guy: It ain't "stealing" so long as you use air quotes.
Homer: Oh, right. I "understand".

Quest reward: 500 Specimens and 10 XP

It's About Time Pt. 6

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Homer: Marge, I'm sorry I forgot our anniversary. But this time I've got a solid excuse, involving time travel.
Marge: Do I know you, sir?
Artie Ziff: I'm Artie Ziff! And I would like to know what you are saying to this woman, Mrs. Artie Ziff!
Homer: Oh, no! I've messed up the spacetime continuum, and now Marge is married to Artie Ziff!
Artie Ziff: “Spacetime continuum”? I think you mean the “when-where thingamabob”, which is what we call it in THIS thingamabob, thank you very much.

Task: Make Homer Check if He's Disappeared From Photos
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Lisa: Dad? What are you doing home at this hour?
Bart: Yeah, you don't get off work at the donut factory until seven.
Homer: Okay, I may have lost Marge, but at least I still have my kids and what sounds like a way better job. But wait -- who's your mother?
Amber Simpson: Hello, my tubby hubby!
Homer: Augh! Vegas Marge!

Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 20 XP

Land of the Lard Pt. 1

Homer starts

Homer: What could I possibly have done to make Marge fall for a billionaire like Artie, instead of a worthless drunk like me?
Lisa: I'm assuming that in your timeline, the Lisa that's your daughter warned you not to alter the past.
Homer: That's why I love you, Lisa. In any universe, you're a shameless nag.
Lisa: Two things: first, Other Me told you so. Nah-nah-nah. And second, whatever tiny change you made to history, there has to be a way to undo it.
Homer: Then I won't quit until I've set things aright. Or enough time has passed that I don't seem like too bad a guy for giving up!

Task: Make Homer Unchange the Future
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench

On job start:
Homer: I've located the caveman most likely to be Artie's ancestor. But how to be sure...?
Artie Ziff: I'm Caveman Ziff!
Homer: Now all I gotta do is figure out how to stop him from ever having offspring, and modern-day Artie just disappears!
Homer: This is the nicest form of murder I've ever come up with. What a good guy I am!

On job end:
Homer: Hey, Caveman Ziff! Where are all the other men? How come you stay at the cave all day, alone with the women?
Artie Ziff: Well, those troglodytes consider me a shameful weakling, unfit to join the clan's hunting party.
Artie Ziff: So I am left here... all day... alone with their wives... When you're the only available man, it hardly matters HOW pitiable you are.
Homer: Your very pathetic-ness is your greatest strength. Fascinating!
Artie Ziff: Thank you!

Quest reward: 850 Event Currency and 20 XP

Land of the Lard Pt. 2

Homer starts

Homer: I need to show the cave ladies Artie is too big a coward to mate with. No matter HOW desperate they are. Bart, I need firecrackers.
Bart: I don't have any firecrackers.
Homer: You're not in trouble, I will pay you. Please, tell me or else, and I love you.
Bart: All good reasons. Second drawer.

Task: Make Homer Set Off Firecrackers
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench

On job start:
Homer: Look! Look, Neander-babes! See how Caveman Ziff cowers from the fiery explosions!

On job end:
Artie Ziff: Behold, ladies! I have created fire! Tremble at my extreme desirability!
Homer: D'oh!

Quest reward: 850 Event Currency and 20 XP

Land of the Lard Pt. 3

Homer starts

Homer: Lisa, if you needed to outsmart a primitive cave-person raised in an environment of complete ignorance, what would YOU do?
Lisa: You're smarter than a caveman. You've just got to be.
Homer: I know! I'll crush him with a rock!
Lisa: I take that back.
Homer: I suppose I could get him drunk. Expose him to our modern, high-tech alcohols. Let him make a fool of himself.
Lisa: How needlessly complex. Give it a shot!

Task: Make Homer Leave a Keg for Caveman Artie
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench

Homer: Hey, idiot! You're supposed to DRINK from the keg, not roll it around!
Artie Ziff: Behold, women! Caveman Ziff has another amazing invention. First, fire. Now, the wheel! Swoon at my greatness!
Homer: At this rate, I'll return to a world populated entirely by Artie Ziffs.

Quest reward: 850 Event Currency and 20 XP

Land of the Lard Pt. 4

Homer starts

Homer: You know what they say: if at first you don't succeed, and at second you suck even worse, go back to the first idea you had, but do it bigger.
Homer: Hey, Professor! What's the biggest explosion you can whip up in ten minutes or less?
Professor Frink: What's the rush? You DO have access to a time machine. Glayvin.
Homer: I don't see your point. Chop chop!
Professor Frink: All righty. I WAS going to provide you with a small nuclear device, but owing to your profound and obvious imbecility, just take this rocket.
Professor Frink: Now leave me alone. Have fun destroying something.

Task: Make Homer Fire a Rocket
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench

On job start:
Homer: Behold, Cave honeys! Caveman Ziff, a very ugly and puny man, has meddled with the forces of nature, and now the gods are pissed!
Homer: Let's see... how do you set this rocket off...?
Homer: ...
Homer: Uh, oh.

On job end:
Homer: So, good news: I don't think Caveman Ziff is too popular with the ladies anymore. Bad news: we now know what wiped out the wooly mammoths.
Homer: And that all the saber-toothed tigers were crushed beneath falling wooly mammoths.
System Message: The story will continue in Act 2. Keep collecting Fossils and Hidden Gems to get more prizes!

Quest reward: 2.050 Event Currency and 20 XP
  • I came here to find dialogue I accidentally skipped over. I think I found it. Thanks, LPN!

    But as I skimmed I found TSTO dialogue words filtered out. Mods, please use this post to find out which words need removed from the filter list. If it's in the game it should be allowed on the forum that's dedicated to the game. Thanks (I hope).