Time Traveling Toaster: Act 2 Walkthrough
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Is anyone else alarmed by the dog-faced men, wandering our town?
Moe: I've never felt more at home.
Artie Ziff: Silence! I, Pharaoh the living God, do hereby command the building of a Great Artiefice.
Wiggum: Way to create jobs, Pharaoh! With my new job, I'll finally be able to afford health care.
Artie Ziff: Well, these aren't exactly the kind of jobs that pay money.
Wiggum: Hey, all any of us ask of a leader is to create jobs. You've done that, and I'm a man of my word. Next election, you've got my vote.
Artie Ziff: You don't elect a Pharaoh!
Task: Make Springfielders Do Manual Labor
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Wiggum: I've never seen so many jobs created. I must be jobbing sixteen hours a day. Thanks, Pharaoh!
Carl: We are truly fortunate to live in a country where our leader cares so much about the most important thing: jobs.
Artie Ziff: Back to work!
Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: People! The Pharaoh has no right to force you to work without pay! Resist! Resist, I say!
Pharaoh God: Whoa, are you trying to take away our jobs? The Pharaoh created them just for us!
Homer: In the world I come from, we get PAID to work.
Pharaoh God: Really? Wow, you must work super hard. How many limestone blocks do you shape and haul every day?
Homer: Buddy, if I shaped and hauled any fewer limestone blocks at my job, it'd be criminal.
Task: Make Homer Sow Insurrection
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Pharaoh God: I don't know, Homer. Pharaoh is God, second only to Ra, the Sun God himself.
Homer: Wait. Your religion has TWO gods? That makes it twice as powerful as mine!
Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Good news, Flanders: I'm devoting my life to religion. All hail the mighty Ra, God of the Sun.
Ned: What? But Ra isn't the one true God!
Homer: He says He is.
Ned: Okay, but He's wrong. My Guy says so in His holy book.
Homer: We've got one of those, too. I guess it's a classic He said/He said deal. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to conduct the sacrament of staring at my God for hours.
Task: Make Homer Stare at the Sun
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Task: Make Ned Be Horrified
Time: 4h
Location: Flander's House
Homer: Ra has rewarded my devotion with a vision. Where I was blind, now I see. Also, now I am blind. Don't stare at the sun, kids.
Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: The mighty Ra has spoken to me, and decreed that we must unionize!
Pharaoh God: Okay, great! What is “unionize"?
Homer: It's when workers band together to fight for their rights.
Pharaoh God: What happens when Pharaoh says no to their demands?
Homer: Then we do the most awesome thing ever: walk a picket line, chanting, holding signs, and looking mildly embarrassed about the whole thing.
Pharaoh God: ...
Homer: Or, we could skip right to the armed insurrection?
Task: Make Homer Lead a Strike
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Task: Make Springfielders Overthrow Pharaoh
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Pharaoh God: We did it! Pharaoh is defeated! Never again will the top one percent trample on the rights of the poor!
Homer: Er, yeah. About that...
Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: I went back in time and overthrew Pharaoh, and it hasn't changed anything about today. Oh mighty Ra, what's thy holy deal?!
Lisa: You can't expect anything useful to come from staring at the sun for a few hours.
Homer: You're right. Deep down, I know it.
Homer: Total enlightenment would take at least twice that long!
Task: Make Homer Stare at the Sun
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Dr. Hibbert: Homer, what have you done to yourself?
Future Homer: Ra commands me to get Marge back. Ra is good.
Dr. Hibbert: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're blind. Permanently. Until the writers need you not to be blind for a joke, at which time you will heal miraculously. Congratulations!
Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Dad! What happened to your face?
Future Homer: Never mind that. I'm going back to warn Past Me not to mess with that stupid time machine.
Lisa: But Dad, don't you realize that very action is what sets this whole sequence of events in motion?
Future Homer: That's because Past Me didn't want to listen to Future Me. But I'm not Future Me anymore. Now, Lisa, I'm Now Me.
Lisa: ...
Task: Make Homer Warn Past Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Future Homer: Time travel is so great. Always makes A TON of sense.
System Message: The story will continue in Act 3. Keep collecting Papyri and Hidden Gems to get more prizes!
Quest reward: 2.000 Event Currency and 20 XP
Lisa starts
Lisa: Is anyone else alarmed by the dog-faced men, wandering our town?
Moe: I've never felt more at home.
Artie Ziff: Silence! I, Pharaoh the living God, do hereby command the building of a Great Artiefice.
Wiggum: Way to create jobs, Pharaoh! With my new job, I'll finally be able to afford health care.
Artie Ziff: Well, these aren't exactly the kind of jobs that pay money.
Wiggum: Hey, all any of us ask of a leader is to create jobs. You've done that, and I'm a man of my word. Next election, you've got my vote.
Artie Ziff: You don't elect a Pharaoh!
Task: Make Springfielders Do Manual Labor
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Wiggum: I've never seen so many jobs created. I must be jobbing sixteen hours a day. Thanks, Pharaoh!
Carl: We are truly fortunate to live in a country where our leader cares so much about the most important thing: jobs.
Artie Ziff: Back to work!
Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: People! The Pharaoh has no right to force you to work without pay! Resist! Resist, I say!
Pharaoh God: Whoa, are you trying to take away our jobs? The Pharaoh created them just for us!
Homer: In the world I come from, we get PAID to work.
Pharaoh God: Really? Wow, you must work super hard. How many limestone blocks do you shape and haul every day?
Homer: Buddy, if I shaped and hauled any fewer limestone blocks at my job, it'd be criminal.
Task: Make Homer Sow Insurrection
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Pharaoh God: I don't know, Homer. Pharaoh is God, second only to Ra, the Sun God himself.
Homer: Wait. Your religion has TWO gods? That makes it twice as powerful as mine!
Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Good news, Flanders: I'm devoting my life to religion. All hail the mighty Ra, God of the Sun.
Ned: What? But Ra isn't the one true God!
Homer: He says He is.
Ned: Okay, but He's wrong. My Guy says so in His holy book.
Homer: We've got one of those, too. I guess it's a classic He said/He said deal. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to conduct the sacrament of staring at my God for hours.
Task: Make Homer Stare at the Sun
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Task: Make Ned Be Horrified
Time: 4h
Location: Flander's House
Homer: Ra has rewarded my devotion with a vision. Where I was blind, now I see. Also, now I am blind. Don't stare at the sun, kids.
Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: The mighty Ra has spoken to me, and decreed that we must unionize!
Pharaoh God: Okay, great! What is “unionize"?
Homer: It's when workers band together to fight for their rights.
Pharaoh God: What happens when Pharaoh says no to their demands?
Homer: Then we do the most awesome thing ever: walk a picket line, chanting, holding signs, and looking mildly embarrassed about the whole thing.
Pharaoh God: ...
Homer: Or, we could skip right to the armed insurrection?
Task: Make Homer Lead a Strike
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Task: Make Springfielders Overthrow Pharaoh
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Pharaoh God: We did it! Pharaoh is defeated! Never again will the top one percent trample on the rights of the poor!
Homer: Er, yeah. About that...
Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: I went back in time and overthrew Pharaoh, and it hasn't changed anything about today. Oh mighty Ra, what's thy holy deal?!
Lisa: You can't expect anything useful to come from staring at the sun for a few hours.
Homer: You're right. Deep down, I know it.
Homer: Total enlightenment would take at least twice that long!
Task: Make Homer Stare at the Sun
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Dr. Hibbert: Homer, what have you done to yourself?
Future Homer: Ra commands me to get Marge back. Ra is good.
Dr. Hibbert: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're blind. Permanently. Until the writers need you not to be blind for a joke, at which time you will heal miraculously. Congratulations!
Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Dad! What happened to your face?
Future Homer: Never mind that. I'm going back to warn Past Me not to mess with that stupid time machine.
Lisa: But Dad, don't you realize that very action is what sets this whole sequence of events in motion?
Future Homer: That's because Past Me didn't want to listen to Future Me. But I'm not Future Me anymore. Now, Lisa, I'm Now Me.
Lisa: ...
Task: Make Homer Warn Past Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Homer's Workbench
Future Homer: Time travel is so great. Always makes A TON of sense.
System Message: The story will continue in Act 3. Keep collecting Papyri and Hidden Gems to get more prizes!
Quest reward: 2.000 Event Currency and 20 XP
